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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Shelf Adventure posted:

No it's set in biblical times. One guy doesn't eat a whole lot, and the other guy is just pissed.

Or it could star just Joe Pesci like in the snickers commercials.

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Ever since I saw them I've been a big fan of the re-released DVDs of Bad Taste, Braindead and Meet the Feebles that had a big "FROM THE DIRECTOR OF LORD OF THE RINGS" banner at the top.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
I always liked the rebranding of the 60s Batman movie to make it seem darker -

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

Shelf Adventure posted:

I always liked the rebranding of the 60s Batman movie to make it seem darker -



I'm on mobile so I can't post it, but the cover they put on the 1940's serial collection makes Batman and Robin look a lot more badass and a lot less floppy cotton.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Please tell me that's real.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Skwirl posted:

Please tell me that's real.

Apparently so.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"Titties!" --Tits Weekly

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





GREAT BIG BOUNCING TITTIES THE MOVIE!

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE BOOBS IN THIS

directed by jean luc godard

NORKS! JUBBLIES! KAJUNGAS!

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
The important question is, can I buy that poster anywhere?

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Oh god I've seen that. If I remember correctly they have sex while driving a car, I'm guessing that doesn't happen in the 1955 movie.

Also features Henry Rollins as a cop and Flea and Anthony Keidis as evil hippies (I think. it's been a looong time). I'm pretty sure Flea's character died in it, Flea was always dying in 90's movies. :rip:


The poster is bad, or at the very least--boring.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


I've never wanted a movie poster as much as I want this, and I don't even like Contempt.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Surprised they didn't do a variation on this for Under the Skin.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

a kitten posted:

Also features Henry Rollins as a cop and Flea and Anthony Keidis as evil hippies (I think. it's been a looong time). I'm pretty sure Flea's character died in it, Flea was always dying in 90's movies. :rip:


The poster is bad, or at the very least--boring.


I'm not entirely sure why, but I momentarily mistook Kristy Swanson for Top Gun-era Val Kilmer. If I had to wager a guess, it would be the hair.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Vagabundo posted:

I'm not entirely sure why, but I momentarily mistook Kristy Swanson for Top Gun-era Val Kilmer. If I had to wager a guess, it would be the hair.

Nah, her face definitely looks Kilmeresque in the thumbnail.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

Punc posted:



With Arfamis, Barkos and Wagos as main characters. :negative:

Jesus Christ, they didn't even have the decency to title it The Three Muttsketeers.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Mahlertov Cocktail posted:

Jesus Christ, they didn't even have the decency to title it The Three Muttsketeers.

The three musketeers. A classic Christmas story.

Also i read that as the three dogeaters.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Three Musketeers As Dogs has already been done and done well.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Wishbone will always be the best canine D'Artagnan



Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



a kitten posted:

Also features Henry Rollins as a cop and Flea and Anthony Keidis as evil hippies (I think. it's been a looong time). I'm pretty sure Flea's character died in it, Flea was always dying in 90's movies. :rip:


The poster is bad, or at the very least--boring.


This movie is so rad and ruined by this poo poo making it like some romance movie.

The goddamn Chili Peppers are in this, loving Henry Rollins as well! Geez!!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I maintain that Henry Rollins should have been cast as The Punisher.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Wishbone will always be the best canine D'Artagnan



See? Perfectly good dog pun right there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

kiimo posted:

I maintain that Henry Rollins should have been cast as The Punisher.

Most people say that or Eddie Brock.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

kiimo posted:

I maintain that Henry Rollins should have been cast as The Punisher.

I suppose you could use some camera trickery to make him look taller. You know, like with the hobbits and dwarves in LOTR.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If 5'9 Michael Keaton can play Batman I think we can throw height out the window. Thomas Jane is one inch taller than Henry Rollins.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Also, tall people on camera look like freaks.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Also, tall people on camera look like freaks.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen


Surprisingly the R rating is for some violence

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I could really do without that tagline on there, otherwise it's a nice image.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007




Not sure what to make of this.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Why did they need to be superheroes.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Vagabundo posted:




Not sure what to make of this.

Another leak from the Nightmare Zone.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

kiimo posted:

I maintain that Henry Rollins should have been cast as The Punisher.

I didn't know I wanted this until now. Thanks a lot, you son of a bitch.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Sandy being a realistic looking squirrel among them is a pretty good gag at least.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Vagabundo posted:




Not sure what to make of this.

I keep seeing people be optimistic about this because stephen hillenberg came back for it, and I just dont get it. It looks like poo poo

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Detective No. 27 posted:

Sandy being a realistic looking squirrel among them is a pretty good gag at least.

That's Sandy?!

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
WHere are her squirel titties

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The movie should have just been this for 90 minutes:



Mr Krabs no!




e.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
These were posted in the greenlit thread but I think they belong here









Promo shots for the new Terminator.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

She looks like a blind woman firing a gun.

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