The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

MondayHotDog posted:

No, through savings and wise investments.

Of course with grease!

I can't believe you goons muscled me out of my grease business. I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done. Including my muscle-for-hire business.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 15:31

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:28

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

I had seeeeeeeeeeeexxxx!

What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeeex?

# ? Oct 30, 2014 16:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

No, through savings and wise investments.

Of course with grease!

SOY! SOY! SOY!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 16:33

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

MondayHotDog posted:

No, through savings and wise investments.

Of course with grease!

I think Homer gets stupider every year.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 16:37

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I think Homer gets stupider every year.

That's not a question, BloodDesk.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 16:38

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Ooh, he card-rigged good.

He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princy Awards

# ? Oct 30, 2014 18:50

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CatchrNdRy posted:

He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princy Awards

By the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek...

I got back at him, though...him and that little boy of his.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 19:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Roark posted:

By the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek...

I got back at him, though...him and that little boy of his.

In my head canon, the boy is Lester from Lester & Eliza.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 19:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

In my head canon, the boy is Lester from Lester & Eliza.

Wait, I'm confused about the quote. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

# ? Oct 30, 2014 19:30

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

I thought I could make a break for it. Well, no one ever escapes from Quote Thread, because the only way out is up a gentle slope!

# ? Oct 30, 2014 19:55

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

I thought I could make a break for it. Well, no one ever escapes from Quote Thread, because the only way out is up a gentle slope!

Why did you think a giant balloon would stop her?

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Why did you think a giant balloon would stop her?

Hey! The government can't control the sky.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey! The government can't control the sky.

And if they can?

# ? Oct 30, 2014 21:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey! The government can't control the sky.

Hey there blimpy boy!
Flying through the sky so fancy free...

# ? Oct 31, 2014 00:59

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey! The government can't control the sky.

Alright, I am the Lindbergh baby!

Waah! Goo-goo! I want my fly-fly da-da!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Alright, I am the Lindbergh baby!

Waah! Goo-goo! I want my fly-fly da-da!

IMJack! Get out of the Spirit of Saint Louis!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

IMJack! Get out of the Spirit of Saint Louis!

MondayHotDog, I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 01:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

MondayHotDog, I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!

You're a liar, TMMadman. A dirty, rotten liar.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

And if they can?

May God have mercy on us all.

Now thath been thettled, where did you leave my thoes?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:27

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

MondayHotDog, I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!

That's a lovely model, sir.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:32

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

PT6A posted:

That's a lovely model, sir.

Model?!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

You're a liar, TMMadman. A dirty, rotten liar.

MondayHotDog, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:41

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

May God have mercy on us all.

Now thath been thettled, where did you leave my thoes?

The den!? May God have mercy on us all.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 02:42

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Crackerman posted:

Model?!

I said get in.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:16

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

I said get in.

There's soda on the plane!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:19

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

MondayHotDog, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

He got me with the legal mumbo-jumbo.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:26

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mira posted:

That's not a question, BloodDesk.

Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about." Ha ha ha, of course we do. :smug:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:27

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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MondayHotDog posted:

He got me with the legal mumbo-jumbo.

You ARE fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. MondayHotDog?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 03:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

_{Shut up, Martytoof.}

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Martytoof posted:

You ARE fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr. MondayHotDog?

I'll have you know the contents of that quote are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-quote confidentiality.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:30

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey! The government can't control the sky.

Quiet, CharlieFoxtrot. You don't know how big this government is. It goes all the way to the president! :ohdear:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:31

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Hey, I just got here what's going on?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 04:53

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Hey, I just got here what's going on?

~~So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...~~

And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk! :argh:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:17

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Do over Ham posted:

Quiet, CharlieFoxtrot. You don't know how big this government is. It goes all the way to the president!

THE KILLBOT FACTORY

# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:42

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Tokelau All Star posted:

THE KILLBOT FACTORY

Goons, instead of going to the Box Factory, we'll be going to the Box Factory!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:17

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

~~So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...~~

And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!

I have always carried myself with a certain, quiet dignity. Tonight you robbed me of that.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 13:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

I have always carried myself with a certain, quiet dignity. Tonight you robbed me of that.

It could not be more simple, Writer Cath. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

It could not be more simple, Writer Cath. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9o6uT2mdso

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:39

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Writer Cath posted:

I have always carried myself with a certain, quiet dignity. Tonight you robbed me of that.

Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding "you're making a scene"

# ? Oct 31, 2014 14:53

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding "you're making a scene"

Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 15:16

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