The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

It could not be more simple, Writer Cath. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, TMMadman. We didn't all go to Gudger College. :mad:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 15:20

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:49

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Roark posted:

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, TMMadman. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is".

It's about two naked 8-year-olds who are married.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:41

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Mira posted:

You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is".

It's about two naked 8-year-olds who are married.

Yes! My precious Cartoons. Hahaha! Heehee! Ha! �Who Pumped Ethyl?� Hahahaha!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:07

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

mrfart posted:

Yes! My precious Cartoons. Hahaha! Heehee! Ha! �Who Pumped Ethyl?� Hahahaha!

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED
FORMERLY CHUCK'S

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:11

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Deviant posted:

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED
FORMERLY CHUCK'S

Filthy

... but genuinely arousing. :shlick:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:37

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

It was a pornography thread. I was posting pornography. :downs:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:38

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:35

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

I want to set the record straight:

I thought the cop was a prostitute. :smugbert:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno!

Hey hey! This is my kind of thread! :haw:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno!

Look at those Magumbos!

# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:16

drowningidiot: Sep 27, 2014

I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building. After that, he couldn't get arrested in this town

# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:29

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno!

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo

What began as a traditional soccer porn riot has escalated into a Sports-Argument-Stadium-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So for the next several years it's every goon for himself!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:32

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo

What began as a traditional soccer porn riot has escalated into a Sports-Argument-Stadium-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So for the next several years it's every goon for himself!

It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:53

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Oh my God, someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispy square...oh and, uh, the waiter's been brutally beaten.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:08

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oh my God, someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispy square...oh and, uh, the waiter's been brutally beaten.

I make mine with M&Ms.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:30

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

You will die. You will slowly. You stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil. Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuuuuf. Possibly your brains will start coming out through your nose.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:31

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

You will die. You will slowly. You stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil. Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuuuuf. Possibly your brains will start coming out through your nose.

Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste! :stare:

Mini toothpaste! :cry:

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:46

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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It's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check --

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:50

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo

What began as a traditional soccer porn riot has escalated into a Sports-Argument-Stadium-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So for the next several years it's every goon for himself!

Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan. No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:52

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste!

Mini toothpaste!

Can you believe Flanders threw away this perfectly good toothbrush?

Ewwww.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Can you believe Flanders threw away this perfectly good toothbrush?

Ewwww.

Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?

No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?

No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:39

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

TMMadman posted:

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 03:09

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with rear end-al horizontology!

# ? Nov 1, 2014 03:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Martytoof posted:

It's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check --

You posted the wrong quote, didn't you?

# ? Nov 1, 2014 21:02

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

You posted the wrong quote, didn't you?

[sets Go-Go Ray machine to "quote the Simpsons"]

Can't... stop... quoting... the Simpsons!

# ? Nov 2, 2014 01:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.

Do over Ham posted:

Can't... stop... quoting... the Simpsons!

... I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:59

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.

... I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.

[leg twitch]

# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.

... I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Ore-ga-no? What the hell?

# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:43

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

If you should die before you wake...

# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:51

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Do over Ham posted:

[sets Go-Go Ray machine to "quote the Simpsons"]

Can't... stop... quoting... the Simpsons!

The SituAsian gets so excited when you order his million dollar birthday quotes, he just has to celebrate.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:18

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

The SituAsian gets so excited when you order his million dollar birthday quotes, he just has to celebrate.

Here you go, here I am, eat your fries, eat 'em.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:33

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

Here you go, here I am, eat your fries, eat 'em.

Aww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything. :smith:

# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:44

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Aww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents...

# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:47

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents...

CharlieFoxtrot, after meeting your father I've decided to award you an additional five points.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 05:02

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

It could not be more simple, Writer Cath. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.