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TMMadman posted:
I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, TMMadman. We didn't all go to Gudger College.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 15:20 |
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Roark posted:I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, TMMadman. We didn't all go to Gudger College. You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is". It's about two naked 8-year-olds who are married.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:41 |
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Mira posted:You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is". Yes! My precious Cartoons. Hahaha! Heehee! Ha! “Who Pumped Ethyl?” Hahahaha!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:07 |
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mrfart posted:Yes! My precious Cartoons. Hahaha! Heehee! Ha! “Who Pumped Ethyl?” Hahahaha! SNEED'S FEED AND SEED FORMERLY CHUCK'S
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:11 |
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Deviant posted:SNEED'S FEED AND SEED Filthy ... but genuinely arousing.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:37 |
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It was a pornography thread. I was posting pornography.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 17:38 |
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We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:35 |
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I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 18:53 |
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IMJack posted:We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno! Hey hey! This is my kind of thread!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:01 |
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IMJack posted:We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno! Look at those Magumbos!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:16 |
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I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building. After that, he couldn't get arrested in this town
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 23:29 |
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IMJack posted:We have searched every inch of this thread, and have found nothing but porno, porno, porno! http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo What began as a traditional soccer porn riot has escalated into a Sports-Argument-Stadium-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So for the next several years it's every goon for himself!
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:32 |
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Do over Ham posted:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo It's just a mob war, go back to sleep honey.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 00:53 |
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Oh my God, someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispy square...oh and, uh, the waiter's been brutally beaten.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:08 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh my God, someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispy square...oh and, uh, the waiter's been brutally beaten. I make mine with M&Ms.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:30 |
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You will die. You will slowly. You stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil. Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuuuuf. Possibly your brains will start coming out through your nose.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:31 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:You will die. You will slowly. You stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil. Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuuuuf. Possibly your brains will start coming out through your nose. Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste! Mini toothpaste!
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:46 |
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It's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check --
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:50 |
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Do over Ham posted:http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/10/30/7131531/kent-university-pornhub-jersey-photo Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an inflammatory T-shirt slogan. No, no, now don't try to remember what that slogan was!
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 01:52 |
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Do over Ham posted:Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste! Can you believe Flanders threw away this perfectly good toothbrush? Ewwww.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:09 |
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TMMadman posted:Can you believe Flanders threw away this perfectly good toothbrush? Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:20 |
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Do over Ham posted:Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 02:39 |
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TMMadman posted:You could brush your teeth with milkshakes! Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 03:09 |
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I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with rear end-al horizontology!
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 03:10 |
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Martytoof posted:It's a bunch of monsters, getting together, having a good time, keeping their evil in check -- You posted the wrong quote, didn't you?
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# ? Nov 1, 2014 21:02 |
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MondayHotDog posted:You posted the wrong quote, didn't you? [sets Go-Go Ray machine to "quote the Simpsons"] Can't... stop... quoting... the Simpsons!
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 01:54 |
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Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.Do over Ham posted:Can't... stop... quoting... the Simpsons! ... I wouldn't give him any homework for a while.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:59 |
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IMJack posted:Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor. [leg twitch]
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:28 |
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IMJack posted:Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:36 |
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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:38 |
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TMMadman posted:The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right! Ore-ga-no? What the hell?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:43 |
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If you should die before you wake...
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:51 |
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Do over Ham posted:[sets Go-Go Ray machine to "quote the Simpsons"] The SituAsian gets so excited when you order his million dollar birthday quotes, he just has to celebrate.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:18 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
Here you go, here I am, eat your fries, eat 'em.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:33 |
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IMJack posted:Here you go, here I am, eat your fries, eat 'em. Aww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:44 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents...
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:47 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents... CharlieFoxtrot, after meeting your father I've decided to award you an additional five points.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 05:02 |
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TMMadman posted:
DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Nov 2, 2014 |
# ? Nov 2, 2014 05:26 |
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I'm begging you! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back!
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 05:45 |
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Get that cat out of the way!
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