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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Yeah we were laughing at this terrible tabloid last year

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

Yeah we were laughing at this terrible tabloid last year

Theres no statute of limitations on kitten murder

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

We here at the Xbox thread love our cats and they definitely DO NOT blend.

The Xbox thread recognizes cats as guests and treats them appropriately.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



If you want a list of all the bone patches since launch microsoft have kindly put it together

VincesUndies
Jul 18, 2002

Vince McMahon's Underpants

Seedge posted:

http://www.listwar.com/

It has what plants crave (every game on each system)

So both systems have released exactly 11 fully exclusive games so far. There's your reason to upgrade to next-gen folks!

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




VincesUndies posted:

So both systems have released exactly 11 fully exclusive games so far. There's your reason to upgrade to next-gen folks!

Huh, I just noticed the list counts Forza Horizon 2 as being on 360 as well despite it being a significantly different game there (and I suppose you could make a similar argument for stuff like MLB The Show 14).

Also how game-y is Xbox Fitness?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VincesUndies posted:

So both systems have released exactly 11 fully exclusive games so far. There's your reason to upgrade to next-gen folks!

That's like 1 game a month since release. No man needs more than 1 new game a month.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
Murdered: Soul Suspect is on sale for 25 bucks. If anyone is tempted to buy it, don't. That's still too much for a (maybe) 10 hour game.

Texibus
May 18, 2008

A. Beaverhausen posted:

If I didn't know it was gonna come to pc I'd get an xbone for SO. I got an Xbox The First for Jet Set Radio Future, so it'd fit. Hear that Microsoft? Get Sega to make another Jet Set Radio game and you got yourself a sale

Until then though, the PS4 is gonna have the new Uncharted and Silent Hills, so I'm gonna have to go with that

Or they could just cancel the PC version of SO

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...
I got Shadow of Mordor on my PC due to recommendations from this thread and goddamn it's good. It's also sad that it runs at 1080p60 (maxed settings except textures since my card only has 2GB VRAM) on my HD6970 that I picked up for BF3's launch years ago.

Seedge
Jun 15, 2009
Hey, buddy. :glomp:



univbee posted:

Huh, I just noticed the list counts Forza Horizon 2 as being on 360 as well despite it being a significantly different game there (and I suppose you could make a similar argument for stuff like MLB The Show 14).

Also how game-y is Xbox Fitness?

You could make a similar argument for BF4 MP being different with 64 players, but it's the same gameplay of shooting mans.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


oknope posted:

between titanfall and sunset overdrive xbo has the best exclusives on the console market right now.

e: and of course - forza

Titanfall's populations have plummeted in the sub 2k on the bone. It's also available on the PC.

Also the best exclusives are available on the WiiU hth.

VincesUndies
Jul 18, 2002

Vince McMahon's Underpants

Sedisp posted:

Titanfall's populations have plummeted in the sub 2k on the bone.

Source?

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



You can see the population in game now but here's a link I guess.

http://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/2kk17a/just_clarifying_player_population/

Friend who was bitching about it is also in the UK so I assume that's where he got the number.

2k per playlist at prime time is real bad though!

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

Sedisp posted:

Also the best exclusives are available on the WiiU hth.

Yep.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Lets recap crafty style.

Highest rated metacritic games:

Action- Bayonetta 2
Openworld- Pikmin 3 or Windwaker HD if we count remakes
Racing- Mariokart 8
Platformer- Super Mario 3d world

Once Splatoon and Smash comes out add those to the list.

Winner WiiU*





*results may vary if you have no friends

Sedisp fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Nov 5, 2014

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Open world isn't a genre.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Aphrodite posted:

Open world isn't a genre.

Call it open world action game who the gently caress cares the best one is on the WiiU as proven by Metacritic.

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Aphrodite posted:

Open world isn't a genre.

Then what the gently caress do you call Cliff Horse? :colbert:

virtualboyCOLOR
Dec 22, 2004

Wii U is still the only next gen console worth owning, 2 years in a row.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



the wii u is a good system for parents to buy for their ten year old children

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also you can't be a next gen console if you don't even have advanced warfare.

The Wii U only has regular warfare. Like a baby's toy.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
the wii u is not for children it is for classy adults

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


ethanol posted:

the wii u is a good system for parents to buy for their ten year old children

I'm sorry you have no friends. If you buy a Wii U I will play with you.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Sedisp posted:

I'm sorry you have no friends. If you buy a Wii U I will play with you.

I sold my wii u a few days ago because it was so bad and boring, true if I was ten years old and had 3 other children in the house, it might have been slightly more enjoyable.

ethanol fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 5, 2014

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


ethanol posted:

I sold my wii u a few days ago because it was so bad and boring, true if I was ten years old and had 3 other children in the house, it might have been slightly more enjoyable.

I'm sorry you don't have any friends.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Sedisp posted:

I'm sorry you don't have any friends.

I'm sorry you can't grow up to be a real man

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


ethanol posted:

I'm sorry you can't grow up to be a real man

Very sexist please do not shame. I don't shame you for having no friends.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



a man has no friends, only a waifu and his enemies

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

ethanol posted:

the wii u is a good system for parents to buy for their ten year old children

:cripes:

ethanol posted:

I'm sorry you can't grow up to be a real man

Tell me about a gaming system for real men

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Widestancer posted:

:cripes:


Tell me about a gaming system for real men

The Xbox One of course is a gaming system for real men

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


ethanol posted:

a man has no friends, only a waifu and his enemies

That is very sad. If you had a WiiU and some friends you wouldn't need enemies and you might get a real wife.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Gaming is fun for all ages.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



the wii u really sucks and it's amazing anybody defends it, the xbox one is superior on every level

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


ethanol posted:

the wii u really sucks and it's amazing anybody defends it, the xbox one is superior on every level

Not according to Metacritic.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

oh cool a new mario game

this one is sure to be better than the 42 previous mario games

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Gaming is fun and it's amazing that anyone attacks people personally for enjoying it on the console of their choice.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



ethanol posted:

the wii u really sucks and it's amazing anybody defends it, the xbox one is superior on every level
Sales figures disagree

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ethanol posted:

the wii u really sucks and it's amazing anybody defends it, the xbox one is superior on every level

this but ironically

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RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Widestancer posted:

Gaming is fun and it's amazing that anyone attacks people personally for enjoying it on the console of their choice.

Everyone else needs to have my particular strain of consolized fail AIDS

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