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Rhymenoserous posted:The minute I hear someone say "Tastes just like a sweet *insert anything*" I realize I'm talking to someone that has never licked one. True of both vaginii and strawberries. Or have I been getting crap strawberries?
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I would say something like "babe, I've noticed since you've gotten the IUD*, you taste different. Do you think it's doing something to your ph levels or something? Do you think you should ask the doctor about it to make sure everything's okay?" Maybe add something about how you'd love to go down on her more often but the IUD* seems to be having some weird effect. *even if it's not true that it started with the IUD, framing it that way will place the blame on something outside of her control rather than it sounding like you're questioning her hygiene. It's not an easy subject to broach and her feelings will probably be hurt a little either way, but I would rather know than not know if it were me - particularly if that's why I wasn't getting as much oral sex these days.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:23
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SammyWhereAreYou posted:I would say something like "babe, I've noticed since you've gotten the IUD*, you taste different. Do you think it's doing something to your ph levels or something? Do you think you should ask the doctor about it to make sure everything's okay?" "Hey honey, do you ever think about your vaginal ph levels?" "Yes, all the time."
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Nov 5, 2014 19:32
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If you can't just be like "uhhh you smell weird today any ideas" you probably shouldn't be married.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:34
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Is it still considered play if the sex you're having makes a baby?
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Nov 5, 2014 19:38
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You're now an unpaid sex worker. Please get your partner to compensate you for your labor.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:56
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Masonity posted:True of both vaginii and strawberries. Maybe getting crap ones of both. I wouldn't say that vaginas are sweet in the way that honey is, more like they can be sweet in way that lamb is sweet
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Nov 5, 2014 20:07
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The Door Frame posted:Maybe getting crap ones of both. I wouldn't say that vaginas are sweet in the way that honey is, more like they can be sweet in way that lamb is sweet If your lamb is sweet I think that's gone bad mate. I actually enjoy the taste but wouldn't call it sweet. the above statement applies to vagina, lamb and strawberry.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:17
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TBF when people say sweet, it's because they are retarded and literally don't know how to describe flavors.
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Nov 5, 2014 21:25
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I think they mean it in the way kids in the 90's used it as the slang-de-jour: "That vagina/lamb/strawberry was super sweet dude!"
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Nov 5, 2014 21:41
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There we go, then. Fishmanpet, just tell her her vagina is "sick nasty".
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Nov 5, 2014 21:50
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Turtlicious posted:TBF when people say sweet, it's because they are retarded and literally don't know how to describe flavors. Well, whatever that subtle.... up flavor is in lamb, that I recognize as a musty sweetness, is how I would describe it. Maybe it's all in my head  How bad of an idea is bikini waxing if you're a very hairy man? I usually just trim, but I can never get everything all the way and the rear end stubble is ridiculously itchy after a day on my feet
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Nov 5, 2014 21:57
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It's an excellent idea and please take video of your face.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:26
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i like nice words
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Masonity posted:True of both vaginii and strawberries. I realize this is grammatical nitpicking in our buttstuff thread, but the Latin plural is vaginae.
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Nov 5, 2014 23:34
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The Door Frame posted:How bad of an idea is bikini waxing if you're a very hairy man? I usually just trim, but I can never get everything all the way and the rear end stubble is ridiculously itchy after a day on my feet Wash the rear end stubble off your feet then, you loving trog.
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Nov 6, 2014 01:25
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Anne Whateley posted:It's an excellent idea and please take video of your face. Is it going to bleed? 
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Nov 6, 2014 03:48
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Are dental dams a thing? If I pull one out before going down on someone is she going to think I'm weird? I'm kind of afraid of getting anything but I don't want to be rude.
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Nov 6, 2014 05:19
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Vaginas are pretty icky dude. Will she think you're weird? Maybe. It's not really common to use them. My opinion is to have a thorough visual check (disguised as foreplay) and either it's clear and you dive in or it's not and you say "hey there's a weird red leaking thing here sorry but I'm not comfortable".
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Nov 6, 2014 05:46
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WreckSov posted:Vaginas are pretty icky dude. How do you mean? quote:Will she think you're weird? Maybe. It's not really common to use them. How "not really common" is it? quote:My opinion is to have a thorough visual check (disguised as foreplay) and either it's clear and you dive in When you say "dive in", you mean without one?
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Nov 6, 2014 05:52
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EB Nulshit posted:Are dental dams a thing? If I pull one out before going down on someone is she going to think I'm weird? Dental dams are kind of a thing. Although I knew a girl who choked on one while going down on her girlfriend so be careful!
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Nov 6, 2014 06:30
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EB Nulshit posted:How do you mean? EB Nulshit posted:How "not really common" is it? dovetaile posted:Dental dams are kind of a thing. EB Nulshit posted:When you say "dive in", you mean without one? I am a penis-haver if you feel that's relevant.
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Nov 6, 2014 07:52
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Okay. And I suppose I'll look weird if I pull out a condom when someone goes down on me, as well?
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Nov 6, 2014 15:33
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EB Nulshit posted:Okay. And I suppose I'll look weird if I pull out a condom when someone goes down on me, as well? No, I wear a full Haz mat suit, and sometimes they really get into it. "Aw yeah, here comes the EBola dr, choo choo."
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Nov 6, 2014 15:54
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EB Nulshit posted:Okay. And I suppose I'll look weird if I pull out a condom when someone goes down on me, as well? Protection for oral sex is a little on the cautious side, but at the same time, it's not that weird for casual sex. If this is a romantic partner, it'd be more common and easier to both just get tested, but if it's a hookup or first date type scenario, it's not weird to not want to get the herp.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:55
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hoobajoo posted:Protection for oral sex is a little on the cautious side, but at the same time, it's not that weird for casual sex. If this is a romantic partner, it'd be more common and easier to both just get tested, but if it's a hookup or first date type scenario, it's not weird to not want to get the herp. Agreed. If you're casually hooking up with someone and they go into the "We don't need protection" song-and-dance routine, regardless of the sex act or if they're a man or woman, it is time to GTFO. For a long-term partner, just get tested together. It'll be a special bonding moment you can look back on fondly, and, you can even add your negative test results letters to you scrapbook for the grandkids to see.
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The Door Frame posted:Something like this is a huge mix of factors, if it's bad enough, you might want to have her see a doctor, but other than that, maybe try to get her to eat more Greek yogurt, so you can impact the bacteria living there? Greek yogurt might help a bit, but it doesn't contain the type of bacteria that is specific to that area of the body. If its a constant issue of course adding some probiotic foods to the diet are helpful, but it could be a case of BV or something that might require dietary changes + a specific probiotic supplement. Edit: I didn't read the rest of the thread before posting. Most of its been addressed. sweetbeets fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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Nov 6, 2014 22:44
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EB Nulshit posted:Are dental dams a thing? If I pull one out before going down on someone is she going to think I'm weird? No. Yes. No one uses dental dams. It's incredibly rare. 98% of girls you hook up with will have never seen one before in their entire lives. So yeah, it's kinda weird and implies that you have a massive herpes infection you are afraid of giving to her. Either that or you think she is diseased.
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sweetbeets posted:Greek yogurt might help a bit, but it doesn't contain the type of bacteria that is specific to that area of the body. If its a constant issue of course adding some probiotic foods to the diet are helpful, but it could be a case of BV or something that might require dietary changes + a specific probiotic supplement. Another (admittedly much rarer problem) is actually going overboard on things like probiotics/PH balancing stuff and getting an overgrowth of the good bacteria - called cytolytic vaginitis. Which can cause all kinds of problems of its own and tends to get misdiagnosed or overlooked.
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GuyDudeBroMan posted:No. Yes. Yeah, I've never seen one in my life and I've kinda been around the block. Condom use for blowjobs is more common but it's still not a huge thing. I agree with the guy who said to just kinda look it over for anything weird. Unprotected cunnilingus is pretty low on the list of risky sexual behavior.
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A lot of people just don't have oral sex with casual partners.
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Mechafunkzilla posted:A lot of people just don't have oral sex with casual partners. Seriously? How does that work?
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EB Nulshit posted:Seriously? How does that work? You put your dick in her.
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EB Nulshit posted:Seriously? How does that work? Are you seriously asking how to have sex without using your mouth?
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hoobajoo posted:Are you seriously asking how to have sex without using your mouth? It's a valid question. Many women (and some men) cannot come from PIV alone and need other kinds of stimulation.
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Jedit posted:It's a valid question. Many women (and some men) cannot come from PIV alone and need other kinds of stimulation. It's a false dichotomy to say it's either oral or PIV.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:29
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hoobajoo posted:It's a false dichotomy to say it's either oral or PIV. Handjobs and finger banging. Ok? Feet are ok if that's your bag but I've never heard of anyone doing that on a first date out of the blue.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:43
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Y'all are hella overthinking the act of meeting somebody and then having sex with them.
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Nov 8, 2014 23:29
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Shine posted:Y'all are hella overthinking the act of meeting somebody and then having sex with them. Sex Questions Megathread III- Yes, you are overthinking it
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Jedit posted:It's a valid question. Many women (and some men) cannot come from PIV alone and need other kinds of stimulation. This is what I was thinking. LingcodKilla posted:Handjobs and finger banging. Huh. See, when I think of that, I think of the Louis CK bit about the saddest handjob. So I figured people would generally have a negative impression of such things. I guess I was wrong and the comedian's experience is not universal? EB Nulshit fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Nov 9, 2014 |
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EB Nulshit posted:This is what I was thinking. Seriously (and I've been expressly told to not troll this thread so please don't take it that way) how old are you? I'm legitly curious because I probably come from a previous generation where such stuff was pretty normal and first base didn't mean gapping assholes.
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