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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Top Hats Monthly posted:

So, could someone help me here enjoy Minnesota United? I'm trying to get into it but I feel saturated with all the sports I know already. People at work today were kicking around the idea of being part of the MLS, and I'm not really sure what to think about anything! Also, a love punching myself in the dick, how good is Minnesota?

They've got the best record in the league which is tough info to find. You'll be a perfect fan for that team.

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Diplomat
Dec 14, 2009


The Loons are pretty bad, they only managed a one win all season against the Rowdie Soccer Men from the Tampa Bay Area.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Diplomat posted:

The Loons are pretty bad, they only managed a one win all season against the Rowdie Soccer Men from the Tampa Bay Area.

This.

But really, they're one of the best clubs in the league. I've met a few of their supporters who came down to Tampa and they're all really nice. You'll have a good time if you go to a game.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Playoff matchups are set: Fort Lauderdale @ Minnesota, New York @ San Antonio.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Fall Champions :getin:

It all kicked off after the final whistle with Eskadarian pushing Murcina and then everyone going apeshit it owned.

But I have to miss next weeks game :stonk:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Suqit posted:

It all kicked off after the final whistle with Eskadarian pushing Murcina and then everyone going apeshit it owned.

It did own, it was quite hilarious.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Suqit posted:

Fall Champions :getin:

It all kicked off after the final whistle with Eskadarian pushing Murcina and then everyone going apeshit it owned.

But I have to miss next weeks game :stonk:

How'd you get the red card?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Moktaro posted:

How'd you get the red card?

lol

I bought a suite for the Spurs game that night before checking my calendar like the dumbass I am.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
Both NASL Championship Semi-Final Road to the Soccer Bowl games are on ESPN3 tonight. Minnesota United vs Ft Lauderdale at 7 and San Antonio vs Cosmos at 830. Also there's a winter storm warning in Blaine, Minnesota

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
The San Antonio pitch looks like it's made out of moss. They run out of water in Texas?

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
Minnesota had that game wrapped up for 92 minutes but then an obviously offside Strikers goal was allowed. Extra time and Ft. Lauderdale wins the penalty shootout. NASL!

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


awyeahz posted:

Minnesota had that game wrapped up for 92 minutes but then an obviously offside Strikers goal was allowed. Extra time and Ft. Lauderdale wins the penalty shootout. NASL!

the guy who scored looked onside to me

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

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be nice wicka posted:

the guy who scored looked onside to me

You should watch it again, he was extremely offside.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


camoseven posted:

You should watch it again, he was extremely offside.

the guy who didn't touch the ball was extremely offside

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~
at least three strikers were massively offside.
e. also the strikers' manager got ejected in the second half after bitching about an offside call. then he wouldn't leave through the tunnel to the dressing room and I guess just left the stadium some other way

awyeahz fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Nov 9, 2014

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

awyeahz posted:

at least three strikers were massively offside.
e. also the strikers' manager got ejected in the second half after bitching about an offside call. then he wouldn't leave through the tunnel to the dressing room and I guess just left the stadium some other way
In a game last year in Edmonton, Kronsteiner went all the way out to the center circle to protest a call, got ejected, went into the stands, took a seat that belonged to a season ticket holder, tried to continue managing via text messages to the coaches on the touchline, almost got into a fight with the Edmonton GM after being caught texting instructions to the touchline, saw all of the Fort Lauderdale coaches get red cards for the shenanigans, refused to leave the stadium, got escorted to the parking lot by Edmonton police, and joked about it after the game. He's pretty nuts.

Also, both goals last night were ridiculous. The first one (Minnesota) happened after a Strikers forward took an inadvertent elbow to the head the lay on the ground motionless, and somehow neither the ref nor the linesmen saw it and let Minnesota play it on all the way down to the other end. The second one (Fort Lauderdale) featured three offside players, and a full minute after the offside call the ref decided to overrule the linesman and say that Venegas deflected the ball on the way in, which negated the offside.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Nov 9, 2014

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
Glad to see the two best teams in the final at the best NASL venue.

awyeahz
Aug 21, 2005

~*~BeDtImE~4~B0NZ0~*~

NASL posted:

According to PRO, Fort Lauderdale forward Martin Nuñez was not considered to be in an offside position upon receiving the ball because he gained possession of the ball after it was deliberately played by Minnesota defender Kevin Venegas.

Pursuant to Law 11 of the FIFA Laws of the Game, the “deliberate play” by Venegas effectively rendered every opposing player onside at the moment of the play.

here's the goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8VlDHdv7o&hd=1&t=20s

c0ldfuse
Jun 18, 2004

The pursuit of excellence.

Suqit posted:

Glad to see the two best teams in the final at the best NASL venue.

Hahaha I just thought to myself tonight, I should check the NASL thread I'm sure Suqit has something inflammatory which will piss me off.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

c0ldfuse posted:

Hahaha I just thought to myself tonight, I should check the NASL thread I'm sure Suqit has something inflammatory which will piss me off.

If it makes you feel any better I have to miss the game

Lol

:qq:

:(

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
San Antonio played like they wanted to win, maybe Raul will give them a little fire next year.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

NASL Best Eleven

GK - Jimmy Maurer (New York)
RB - Darnell King (Fort Lauderdale)
CB - Tiago Calvano (Minnesota)
CB - Carlos Mendes (New York)
LB - Justin Davis (Minnesota)
MF - Rafael Castillo (San Antonio)
MF - Miguel Ibarra (Minnesota)
MF - Lance Laing (FC Edmonton)
MF - Walter Restrepo (San Antonio)
FW - Fabrice Picault (Fort Lauderdale)
FW - Christian Ramirez (Minnesota)

Four from Minnesota, two from San Antonio, two from New York, two from Fort Lauderdale, and one from Edmonton

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Manny Lagos has been named Manager of the Year. I suppose it's normal to just give it to the manager for the best regular season team, but the guy who runs Fort Lauderdale has probably did a more impressive job.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



After a boring first half, the second half of the Soccer Bowl has been pretty fun. Scorpions up 2-1 right now.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

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Congrats to the Scorpions and their extremely realistic replica Corner Store advertisement!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
quite a goal for San Antonio last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnYmHepefxg

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
I'm happy about the big win.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
I know the league has only been around for a few years, but what is team turnover like? I have no idea what contracts are like or how many players to expect back for Indy Eleven next year.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

camoseven posted:

I know the league has only been around for a few years, but what is team turnover like? I have no idea what contracts are like or how many players to expect back for Indy Eleven next year.

This is the Scorpions third year and they only have one player left over from their original squad. There are only 4-5 left from last year. Don't get too attached.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Cool goal. I also went to HS with Fabrice Picault and he's a good lad who means well.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Rowdies have finally sacked Ricky Hill. Van der Beck was demoted to Assistant GM and replaced with Farrukh Quraishi as President and GM. I wonder who we'll get to replace Hill, though.

Diplomat
Dec 14, 2009


I'm excited for next season. The Rowdies have lots of roster spots to fill, a stadium to remodel, will have a new coach and now have a new GM. We still have Shane Hill though :argh:

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Diplomat posted:

I'm excited for next season. The Rowdies have lots of roster spots to fill, a stadium to remodel, will have a new coach and now have a new GM. We still have Shane Hill though :argh:

Maybe he'll slink off somewhere else after this news.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

King of False Promises posted:

Rowdies have finally sacked Ricky Hill. Van der Beck was demoted to Assistant GM and replaced with Farrukh Quraishi as President and GM. I wonder who we'll get to replace Hill, though.

He was my favorite coach to heckle :(

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

King of False Promises posted:

Rowdies have finally sacked Ricky Hill. Van der Beck was demoted to Assistant GM and replaced with Farrukh Quraishi as President and GM. I wonder who we'll get to replace Hill, though.

Diplomat posted:

I'm excited for next season. The Rowdies have lots of roster spots to fill, a stadium to remodel, will have a new coach and now have a new GM. We still have Shane Hill though :argh:

Lots of positive news. Farrukh Quraishi has a very long history with the Rowdies and Tampa Bay soccer; should be good and a sign that Edwards is beefing up the size of the front office. No more shoe-string budgets and relying on unpayed interns to get all the work done.

They've torn out the old plastic seats and pressure washed the concrete terraces. Removed the various baseball related poles, scoreboards, batter's eye, etc. Should be able to get the touchlines a lot closer to the fans for next season.

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



Do over Ham posted:

Lots of positive news. Farrukh Quraishi has a very long history with the Rowdies and Tampa Bay soccer; should be good and a sign that Edwards is beefing up the size of the front office. No more shoe-string budgets and relying on unpayed interns to get all the work done.

They've torn out the old plastic seats and pressure washed the concrete terraces. Removed the various baseball related poles, scoreboards, batter's eye, etc. Should be able to get the touchlines a lot closer to the fans for next season.

Yeah, they're going to move the pitch closer. We're also getting a video board finally so we don't have to rely on that awful baseball scoreboard. Lee Cohen was promoted as well, which is a great sign. Things are really looking up in Tampa!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Dammit, MLS, stop making USL Pro teams!

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003




are you really going to try to make us stay with wilmington

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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New Aztex logo.



Eh. It's OK. The addition of the Capitol building makes the logo less generic, but it could've been better.

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Sep 14, 2011

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