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Lamont Cranston posted:FIFA would jump at the chance to host the final at the largest stadium in the world even if its previous uses include execution by burning They would need to find a way to heat the stadium for the new winter WC, and probably brand it as a green energy source.
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JunkDeluxe posted:They would need to find a way to heat the stadium for the new winter WC, and probably brand it as a green energy source. The corpses of indentured slaves are a renewable energy source that I am only too sure Qatar would export.
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FIFA won't stop at artificial surfaces for women. Next it will be leather pitches made from the skin of slaves, and stitched together by child labor. This won't happen overnight either. It will require lots of testing and perseverance.
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porkface posted:FIFA won't stop at artificial surfaces for women. Next it will be leather pitches made from the skin of slaves, and stitched together by child labor. I look forward to pitches made entirely of human hair, with belly buttons for penalty spots and ground up teeth for painting the white lines
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Nov 12, 2014 12:45
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I look forward to one of Qatar's stadiums not being complete and so them just paying a thousand Nepali slave labourers to lay down in the middle of the desert and let a football match be played on their backs. Best part is then they can double dip and count those thousand people as extra in the attendance figures.
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Nov 12, 2014 14:28
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In shocking news, it turns out it was in fact the English bid that was corrupt, not the honourable gentleman from Qatar.
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Jose posted:How many FIFA ethics investigators are there? A few hundred million.
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This is the same report they said couldnt be published because it would result in prosecution charges right? That they are now saying clears Qatar. Riiiight.
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Nov 12, 2014 23:13
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They're absolutely shameless.
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All hopes now rest on an American government investigation. Joyful.
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Nov 12, 2014 23:16
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Its going to be in November 2022 and FIFA will be insanely corrupt forever unless ISIS conquer Qatar and cancel the world cup like they threatened. Remember that Jack Warner threatened to leak poo poo about everything and then is mysteriously didn't happen
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Nov 12, 2014 23:20
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How can I, personally, boycott FIFA?
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Start following curling.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:How can I, personally, boycott FIFA? Play Pro Evo instead.
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We're hoping that americans will save football. Its rather distasteful.
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serious gaylord posted:We're hoping that americans will save football. Its rather distasteful. Marina Hyde writes some really good articles but lol if you think anything is going to change
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Blazer will die before they convince him to testify in court.
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serious gaylord posted:Blazer will die before they convince him to testify in court. Though really that's because Blazer is a great big unhealthy fat person.
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Jose posted:How many FIFA ethics investigators are there? We are all FIFA ethics investigators.
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Pook Good Mook posted:Though really that's because Blazer is a great big unhealthy fat person. and the terminal cancer
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serious gaylord posted:All hopes now rest on an American government investigation. Joyful. "The US Government has said that the Qatar World Cup Bid for 2022 was unethical", Headline from USA Today, November 19, 2156
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That's it then.quote:Fifa Report released: Confirmed that Qatar's 2022 World Cup bid cleared of wrongdoing, will not face revote.
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FIFA have said the England 2018 bid "undermined integrity of the process"
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The Guardian posted:Garcia was compromised from the start by the fact that he had no power to seize phone records or email traffic and those corrupt former Fifa officials who are no longer involved in the game could not be compelled to talk. Unsurprising but lol at expecting to get anything useful
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It'll be interesting if garcia says anything of the judges summary of his investigation
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FIFA are beyond parody.
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Let's start our own global football federation.
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:Let's start our own global football federation. I'd unironically like England to withdraw from FIFA
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Going to be interesting to see if clubs put up any real sort of fight to stop the world cup being in winter
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I'd unironically like England to withdraw from FIFA They'd ban everyone who plays in the Premier League and threaten bans against any team who plays an English team.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I'd unironically like England to withdraw from FIFA I would too but there's no way this pans out that doesn't destroy our game.
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Nov 13, 2014 10:24
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Jack Warner had the FA jumping through hoops for him all while slating them in the press and now he's been kicked out of FIFA, FIFA can use that to slate the FA for sucking up to him. Incredible
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Pissflaps posted:I would too but there's no way this pans out that doesn't destroy our game. It's our loving game! who let the french take it over?
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Nov 13, 2014 10:28
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I see in the report that Russias bid used computers that have subsequently been destroyed so no examination of e-mails was possible. Yeah, totally above board that.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:It's our loving game! who let the french take it over? Actually I think you'll find that Documented evidence of an activity resembling football can be found in the Chinese military manual Zhan Guo Cecompiled between the 3rd century and 1st century BC.[9]
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Nov 13, 2014 10:33
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tbf if they were russian computers...
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The first 19 pages are all filler about the process. In literally one of the first paragraphs of the actual report they state they decided to exclude all evidence by a whistleblower because they talked to the press http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/affederation/footballgovernance/02/47/41/75/statementchairmanadjcheckert_neutral.pdf
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They've accused Australia of bringing fifas name into disrepute too. They've literally attacked the 2 nations who were calling for the report louder than any others and then gone on to clear Qatar while saying 'Some individuals made problematic actions' and not expanding on it, and that Russia failed to provide almost any documentation. They're unreal.
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