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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

The Taint Reaper posted:

Family member bought a bunch of Xbox One games while logged into my xbox account.

I now need to get them off of there. But if I can't transfer them, it looks like my 360 account is merged forever with his xbox one.

Have they tried dressing up as a lamp / cat and shouting at the the One in a high pitched voice?

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

peter gabriel posted:

Have they tried dressing up as a lamp / cat and shouting at the the One in a high pitched voice?

The xbox one isn't even in my house. This happened across state lines.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
Err, so is there a summary of what happened to cause one thousand posts?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Cubey posted:

Maybe he has games on his card he doesn't want other people to see. Don't worry Taint Reaper, I won't judge you for playing Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2

Yeah well that's no Senran kagura.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

The Taint Reaper posted:

The xbox one isn't even in my house. This happened across state lines.

Maybe if they dressed as a really really big lamp and used a megaphone?
I'm just spitballing here really

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


ethanol posted:

hello i seem to be having a problem with my xbox maybe these angry ps4 nerds have an answer in the xbone thread

We are perfectly capable of repeating "did u do a hard reset? yes? I dunno call microsoft" and "Its supposed to be that way, coil whine is not a problem u spacker"

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Jamfrost posted:

Err, so is there a summary of what happened to cause one thousand posts?

Halo MCC is mostly-unplayable online so instead we post.

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS

univbee posted:

Halo MCC is mostly-unplayable online so instead we post.

Oh boy, I saw a headline about that. Is it Driveclub bad?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



univbee posted:

Halo MCC is mostly-unplayable online so instead we post.

this guy doesn't own a xbox one

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

peter gabriel posted:

With the recent improvements to my back end there is hope for everyone

Tell me I didn't miss out on more rear end drama while I was away

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

ethanol posted:

this guy doesn't own a xbox one

Well why would you need to buy a separate piece of hardware just to simulate not playing games?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The Taint Reaper posted:

Well why would you need to buy a separate piece of hardware just to simulate not playing games?

idk why would you go into the xbox one thread and make a post about being unable to play matchmaking when you do not own or plan on owning even the console for that game

i don't need to pretend to be a ps4 owner to post about how bad it is, the imposter is making me SICK to my stomach

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




ethanol posted:

this guy doesn't own a xbox one

Hey, that's your fault, my :toxx: was very clear. :colbert:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



univbee posted:

Hey, that's your fault, my :toxx: was very clear. :colbert:

gently caress you univbees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



the fact that xboners continue to assume that people hating on the xbone must be ps4 fans is pretty funny, especially considering most of us were xbox fans until microsoft decided to suck poo poo. i even bought the xbox 1 (the first xbox) and got live for that thing when most people laughed at it, i'd be willing to be my live gold account is older than any xbone nut huggers.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cubey posted:

the fact that xboners continue to assume that people hating on the xbone must be ps4 fans is pretty funny, especially considering most of us were xbox fans until microsoft decided to suck poo poo. i even bought the xbox 1 (the first xbox) and got live for that thing when most people laughed at it, i'd be willing to be my live gold account is older than any xbone nut huggers.

I'm not assuming, I remember seeing univbees name under ps4 on the cod:aw user list

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

ethanol posted:

hello i seem to be having a problem with my xbox maybe these angry ps4 nerds have an answer in the xbone thread

Man they are going haywire since bloodbourne got pushed back. drat!!!

Nierbo posted:

Wait wait wait.... A The one owner is trying to make a joke about unsold ps4 consoles.....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

It's called Irony. In terms you might understand : it's like a company saying they are going to concentrate on a "gaming machine for gamers!". Then people buy it because they are suckered in by the slick marketing "#4thegamers". But then the story takes a sinister turn as zero games are released for the "gaming first!" console, and the only semi decent game gets pushed back into oblivion, and that's called irony. :laugh:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Crafty posted:

Then people buy it because they are suckered in by the slick marketing "#4thegamers"

you're talking about phil spencer right

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cubey posted:

the fact that xboners continue to assume that people hating on the xbone must be ps4 fans is pretty funny, especially considering most of us were xbox fans until microsoft decided to suck poo poo. i even bought the xbox 1 (the first xbox) and got live for that thing when most people laughed at it, i'd be willing to be my live gold account is older than any xbone nut huggers.

also you're wrong about everything else in this post too

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



ethanol posted:

also you're wrong about everything else in this post too

how so? did i not buy an xbox or something, i'm confused.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
guys u know what happens when u assume things

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Cubey posted:

the fact that xboners continue to assume that people hating on the xbone must be ps4 fans is pretty funny, especially considering most of us were xbox fans until microsoft decided to suck poo poo. i even bought the xbox 1 (the first xbox) and got live for that thing when most people laughed at it, i'd be willing to be my live gold account is older than any xbone nut huggers.


Yeah

My last gen story: Got a 360 maybe 1-2 years late, timed right up with my "I have more money than responsibilities" phase that resulted in a ridiculous amount of games being owned, ended up buying 3-4 replacement consoles and at one point had his and hers 360's because my fiancee had COD fever.

When GWB bribed us all with like 200 dollars I bought a ps3 and MGS4, played through that and a wipeout game, maybe a few others and then sold it.

My fiancee wants a xbone because she likes yelling at the kinect to do stuff and I'm legit terrified that she'll somehow buy one without me knowing.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cubey posted:

how so? did i not buy an xbox or something, i'm confused.

#1 2013 microsoft sucked but late 2014 microsoft owns
#2 I also bought xbox live in 2003 so you lose your bet

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bass Bottles posted:

guys you know what happens when you assume THINGS

You end up announcing hosed up DRM at E3 as something people not only want, but will be excited about as a core feature of their console?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Intel&Sebastian posted:

My fiancee wants a xbone because she likes yelling at the kinect to do stuff and I'm legit terrified that she'll somehow buy one without me knowing.
PS4 with a camera also does voice control.

But gently caress that thing, buy an Amazon Echo instead and make everyone unhappy.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Intel&Sebastian posted:

You end up announcing hosed up DRM at E3 as something people not only want, but will be excited about as a core feature of their console?

yes, you make an "rear end" out of "u" and "e3"

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Bass Bottles posted:

guys you know what happens when you assume THINGS

the only thing i assume about THINGS is that it's the greatest movie ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiqSuC8KkNU

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Cubey posted:

the fact that xboners continue to assume that people hating on the xbone must be ps4 fans is pretty funny, especially considering most of us were xbox fans until microsoft decided to suck poo poo. i even bought the xbox 1 (the first xbox) and got live for that thing when most people laughed at it, i'd be willing to be my live gold account is older than any xbone nut huggers.

I had an Xbox 1, the first Xbox, before i bought a PS2 which i bought after i got my Game-loving-Cube.

I bought a 360 a week after launch and didn't get a PS3 until they were dirt cheap and even bought a new 360 when my first one inevitably RRoDed.

I heard about the specs and direction of the BONE, watched it flail around and be shite for a couple of months and ordered a bunch of PC components and bought a PS4 when a decent bundle happened and then bought a cheapo 8gb Wii U a fortnight ago.

I'll never buy a BONE because literally the only exclusive game it has that is worth owning is Forza and MS are doing their level best to kill that series with DLC. Everything else about the BONE is laughable because the decisions are so obviously being made by people who have zero idea what the customer want. MS are trying to be the cool dad.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

ethanol posted:

#1 2013 microsoft sucked but late 2014 microsoft owns
#2 I also bought xbox live in 2003 so you lose your bet

explain

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



spudsbuckley posted:


I'll never buy a BONE because literally the only exclusive game it has that is worth owning is Forza and MS are doing their level best to kill that series with DLC. Everything else about the BONE is laughable because the decisions are so obviously being made by people who have zero idea what the customer want. MS are trying to be the cool dad.

the dlc is exactly the same as forza 4 and also it owns

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



ethanol posted:

#1 2013 microsoft sucked but late 2014 microsoft owns

yeah they sure do *party chat crashes for the 20th time in the past two hours* man i sure love that microsoft *xbox live shits out again* they're just swell

ethanol posted:

#2 I also bought xbox live in 2003 so you lose your bet

i got live christmas of '02

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



ethanol posted:

the dlc is exactly the same as forza 4

this is actually a problem. exactly the same to the point where they just carried forward existing assets and sold them again to people who already bought them in the last game, or in the case of some cars the last two games. that sure 'owns'.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cubey posted:

yeah they sure do *party chat crashes for the 20th time in the past two hours* man i sure love that microsoft *xbox live shits out again* they're just swell
just completely overplayed by the thread. i have been using xbox live reliably with barely any problems besides one night having to type in a code twice.

quote:

i got live christmas of '02
i might have my years mixed up, but I bought it on release day

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

shadow puppet of a posted:

PS4 with a camera also does voice control.

But gently caress that thing, buy an Amazon Echo instead and make everyone unhappy.

The controls are bare bones on PS4. Plus there's no snap on PS4 which is really the main reason for voice controlling poo poo.

If you're in a game can you say PS4 go to netflix, then control stuff in the netflix app? If not it's useless. I can turn my Xbox on and navigate to a show in netflix and start viewing without taking either hand off my penis, try doing that with a Ps poor.

Cubey posted:

you're talking about phil spencer right

Excellent comeback, you strike me as the type to own a ps4.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Hey guys, Dead Rising 3 is actually pretty good.

I know this because i'm playing it on my PC at the moment.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


mcvey posted:

explain

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

If one wanted to pick up a The One bundle, which bundle would one pick up?

The one with a broken collection of space marine games
The one with a broken AssCreed game

Does one sell the the codes and buy Sunset Overdrive, then after completion, proceed to use Xbox The One as a vertical stand for Wii U and PS4 (because its HUGE)

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Crafty posted:

The controls are bare bones on PS4. Plus there's no snap on PS4 which is really the main reason for voice controlling poo poo.

If you're in a game can you say PS4 go to netflix, then control stuff in the netflix app? If not it's useless. I can turn my Xbox on and navigate to a show in netflix and start viewing without taking either hand off my penis, try doing that with a Ps poor.

And Kinect worked so well and was something that so many consumers just couldn't live without that Microsoft has all but abandoned it less than a year after launch :toot:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Cubey posted:

this is actually a problem. exactly the same to the point where they just carried forward existing assets and sold them again to people who already bought them in the last game, or in the case of some cars the last two games. that sure 'owns'.
yeah screw those devs for adding not only a ton of new cars but also a ton of legacy cars in the dlc. it can't be harder than copy pasting a word doc can it? I mean if the enzo ferrari was in forza 2 why can't they just copy paste it in all the new games?

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

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