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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Rhyno posted:

Having owned one,










YEAH.

I remember we had an HE 929 come in to the Mazda specialty shop where I was working, and the guy who had it was the Used Cars Manager for the local Mazda dealership. This was a Mazda Sentia for the rest of the world, and it was the first one I had ever seen. I think about seven in total got imported to Australia.

I mentioned in passing how much of a piece of poo poo this thing was, and how terribly ugly it looked. The guy who brought it in said something along the lines of "yeah, and I have to sell the loving thing".

I forgot all about the Eunos 800M. When I was working at the dealership (I got poached to go work on far, far cooler Mazdas when my boss left) we would sit the owners down before telling them how much the 100k service was going to cost. Generally you'd get away with a little bit of change from three and a half grand. About five grand adjusted for inflation. On a car that probably had a resale value at that point in time of 20k. Oh and that's 100,000km, not miles.

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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Slavvy posted:

I'm saying Audi and BMW are universally garbage now whilst MB still has some Good Cars that are well made and sensibly designed. There's no mass-produced brand in the history of cars that has had universally good cars regardless of model that I'm aware of.

I can't think of any particularly lovely Studebakers, but they had the foresight to go out of business before the 1970s hit.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


I can't describe my disappointment when I got to crawl all over one of those AMG galants and discovered it was a purely cosmetic thing and was quite literally just an ordinary FWD galant.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I was watching How It's Made this weekend because it's the best show on TV, and they had one on the Pagani Huayra. It was incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0qFge7JlBs

The next one they had was the Porsche 911, which was very underwhelming to see considering all of the handmade parts in the Pagani.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Tributes. I don't even know if they got them in America, but in the first year they were out, we were doing

- Rear brake calipers leaking
- Fuel pump seals leaking
- Oil leaks between the two halves of the block
- Brake light switches inoperative
- Front seat belt stalks cracking
- Cruise control cables sticking
- Factory sunroofs leaking

That's not including the shitful fuel economy, the horrible plastic-y trim even at the highest spec level and the surprisingly little cabin space for a mid-sized SUV. When they first came out, they were definitely what I would define as a Bad Car™.

Well, of course it's not going to be the greatest car in the world. It's just a Tribute.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Mind. Blown.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WREyAicJXkM

The only explanation I can think of is he watched too many Wile E Coyote cartoons as a kid.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Phy posted:

Well, of course it's not going to be the greatest car in the world. It's just a Tribute.

You. I like the cut of your jib.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.


Welp, that's the thread. :)

AncientTV
Jun 1, 2006

for sale custom bike over a billion invested

College Slice

wanna be this dude

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Gramps is out cruising for skirts again lol

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

EightBit posted:

Gramps is out cruising for ankle again lol

ftfy

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
some dude on the internet posted this

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
The company owner's father brought out his Jaguar that he never drives.:







InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
This means leaving each bank for 1.5 minutes before putting the fire out, yeah?

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
Love blue cars but that does not suit it at all. Also autotragic.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


kastein posted:

some dude on the internet posted this


The state of Texas (or some department thereof) sold a whole mess of Cherokees at auction a few months back. I think someone posted it in the Jeep thread. All of them white, 4x2, spanning almost a decade in year model, as I recall. Most of them stripper models, of course, and I think most of them had the 4.0L/auto. I really wanted to bid on a few '97+ models, but had no $$.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008

kastein posted:

some dude on the internet posted this


The Georgia Department of Natural Resources has an interesting mishmash of vehicles. Most of them are newer Fusions, Explorers, or Taurii, but the older vehicles are from all of the Big 3. In the downtown Atlanta office, there is a 1997 XJ, a 92 S10 Blazer, and a loving Dodge Aries. Somebody actually drives the Aries, because it changes parking spots regularly. It isn't a personal vehicle, as it has the government plates. I'm amazed it has made it this long without getting surplussed.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

Wow, I forgot how good the old V10's sounded.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

Call me a safety Nazi if you must but this is why speed/power classes are a good idea :v:

OTOH it's nice to see that he was courteous, unlike a certain Skyline driver posted a little while back.

Party Alarm
May 10, 2012
3D scanning is cool as gently caress











iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

That linked to this Senna Mclaren F1 car vs road car vs sports car: http://youtu.be/mCbR-iq4kBQ

So I thank you.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Farmland Park posted:

Wow, I forgot how good the old V10's sounded.

Seriously. Mine moved.

Panty Saluter posted:

Call me a safety Nazi if you must but this is why speed/power classes are a good idea :v:

OTOH it's nice to see that he was courteous, unlike a certain Skyline driver posted a little while back.

The slow from 200+ to ~50 following the little race-prepped orange Mini around the right-hander, and then defining the phrases left for dead and like it was standing still for me really puts the performance of F1 cars into perspective. I want one so bad.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

iwentdoodie posted:

That linked to this Senna Mclaren F1 car vs road car vs sports car: http://youtu.be/mCbR-iq4kBQ

So I thank you.

:catdrugs:

That's the best thing on the Internet ever.

God I miss Senna. :(

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

That put a grin on my face.

Also, clicking another link on there leads to this madness. The Last Time Group B Raced The No-Pacenotes Rally Great Britain

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

Sorry, but that is terrible car poo poo. Closing rates like that on a track are deadly.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



sofullofhate posted:

Bringing a gun to a fistfight: a retired F1 car at a track day.

So, in other news, feeler on my '06 M Coupe. I think I'm buying a retired F1 car...

That's the racing equivalent of God mode on Doom.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Take this as goony :spergin: as you will but it really does sort of validate the instantaneous change in my Gran Turismo 2 driving experience after I won my first F1 car

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

OFFICER 13 INCH posted:

Take this as goony :spergin: as you will but it really does sort of validate the instantaneous change in my Gran Turismo 2 driving experience after I won my first F1 car

This but with Gran Turismo 4. All of them were monotone primary colours and The Fastest Cars.

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

Goddamnit, why can't I import a Familia GTR yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqdxvwoy-_o

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

79-year-old A.J. Foyt is tougher than all of us

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

MiniFoo posted:

Goddamnit, why can't I import a Familia GTR yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqdxvwoy-_o

Looking back on them now, they weren't as impressive as...well...almost anything else Turbo and AWD you could get in those days, which was quite a bit compared to now.

God damnit bring back Group A someone please.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

iwentdoodie posted:

That linked to this Senna Mclaren F1 car vs road car vs sports car: http://youtu.be/mCbR-iq4kBQ

So I thank you.

That quick set of engine shrieks before he took off were fantastic.

When I was a kid my parents took me to the 1973 British Grand Prix at Silverstone. We couldn't get tickets for the race itself but we were able to roam the grounds and see some of the cars before they began prepping them. Even well out of sight of the starting area we could hear the incredible mechanical wailing when the race began. We did not however hear everyone cracking up on the first lap which would've taken some of the fun out of it.

Best looking drat race cars of all time. Nothing can top the black and gold.

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

Butt Wizard posted:

Looking back on them now, they weren't as impressive as...well...almost anything else Turbo and AWD you could get in those days, which was quite a bit compared to now.

God damnit bring back Group A someone please.

I don't really care. They look cool and they were the underdog and I'm admittedly a Mazda fanboy. Give me one.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

MiniFoo posted:

I don't really care. They look cool and they were the underdog and I'm admittedly a Mazda fanboy. Give me one.

Hey I'm not doubting they looked the business - I liked the late 80s Ford Laser crossover models but they were heavy as hell and a lot of the ones in our market have been molested or rusted by now :(

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

MiniFoo posted:

I don't really care. They look cool and they were the underdog and I'm admittedly a Mazda fanboy. Give me one.

You'll enjoy owning one for about a month.

Then the gearbox blows up. Then you spend ten grand to make it faster and it's still lame compared to a WRX or evo. They're interesting but nowhere near as cool as the specs imply. What you really want is a pulsar GTiR:



AWD that doesn't blow up coupled to an SR20DET.

Unsurprisingly, there are no pictures of unmolested ones on the net. But I can assure you that everything in the pic is factory besides the wheels.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Slavvy posted:

What you really want is a pulsar GTiR:



AWD that doesn't blow up coupled to an SR20DET.

Unsurprisingly, there are no pictures of unmolested ones on the net. But I can assure you that everything in the pic is factory besides the wheels.

MY LOINS!

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