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How Rude posted:Is that Mega64 himself in the flesh? That's like... what Mega64 got famous for doing, have you never watched their older videos? The one with the merchant from RE4 was the best.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:06
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My favorite thing about lame fanservice games is finding that one dude that defends his favorite to death and gushes about it's systems without realizing they're either really crap and convoluted or the kind of poo poo RPGs left behind 2 generations ago.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:08
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Sakurazuka posted:That's like... what Mega64 got famous for doing, have you never watched their older videos? The one with the merchant from RE4 was the best. Also is not the same as the Forums Poster Mega64.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:09
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to be fair even if theyre overly complicated theyre gonna hit the right points in someone's brain and i mean, come on, fellow soul nomad name haver, that game had you cycling through rooms for 10+ minutes at a time
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Nov 14, 2014 06:10
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Argarest War is ridiculously poo poo with the some of the most retarded and convoluted systems outside of a SaGa game, even if you love fanservice and dating waifu's and boy do I ever.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:11
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Jokes on you I never played soul nomad.
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The GIG posted:Jokes on you I never played soul nomad. 
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The GIG posted:My favorite thing about lame fanservice games is finding that one dude that defends his favorite to death and gushes about it's systems without realizing they're either really crap and convoluted or the kind of poo poo RPGs left behind 2 generations ago. This is Xenogears, right?
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Nov 14, 2014 06:33
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Beef Waifu posted:This is Xenogears, right? Don't you say anything bad about 80 hours of Evangelion fanfiction the latter half of which is spewed to you by a dude in a chair
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Endorph posted:honestly the fanservice isnt even that bad. like its there and its dumb but it's not the worst about that Pretty much this, I beat Zero because... well I will see that poo poo to the loving end, and Zero contains basically Game 1 in Digest form (All the plot events, none of the random battles, good end only.) and it was just... I can't imagine doing that without all the grinding and extra poo poo cut out. Part 3 though did feature a legitimately likable protagonist, not that any of them are particularly 'bad' it's just that most of them are bland as hell. Now the fact that the games combat system is just... you know what? http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge01.htm It's all summed up there but as a teaser quote:Firstly, let's get one thing straight: Agarest has little to do with salacious imagery. Most places are eager to show the game's scantily clad women, but these scenes are so rare, and in some cases so difficult to achieve, that you might as well assume they don't exist. Secondly, after showcasing the non-existent porn, most places are likely to talk about the game's brutally difficult strategy battles. Except, while they do technically exist, most of your time will be spent unravelling the feverish nightmare that is the guild system. In reality Agarest is all about administration.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:42
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you'd think they could at least get the naked anime girls right i feel like that would be the easiest part
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Nov 14, 2014 06:45
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kirbysuperstar posted:Don't you say anything bad about 80 hours of Evangelion fanfiction the latter half of which is spewed to you by a dude in a chair You're being insulting to Xenogears by comparing it to garbage like Eva.
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Nov 14, 2014 07:13
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Cake Attack posted:you'd think they could at least get the naked anime girls right To shed some light, there's a LOT of DLC in the "Have 1 million GP, 10,000 TP, and all these powerful items." variety in the games. Agarest 1 is worse in this regard because it's loving TIMED. the PC release at least made it so you could grind out in the dungeons but good loving god the game is ridiculously cruel and is DLC hell.
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Nov 14, 2014 07:24
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Look at all these goons arguing about SRPGs and tactical games and not one of them actually named the best strategy game ever made: http://www.gog.com/game/master_of_magic Go drop $3 on it and forget about the other games people have mentioned (ok some Fire Emblem games aren't completely tedious bullshit (sometimes)). kirbysuperstar posted:Not really, unless you look at XCOM or Valkyria Chronicles. Alternately: Get shitfaced and play Record of Anime Dating Sim War. Don't play Agarest War
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Nov 14, 2014 08:09
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The limited edition for Agarest War 2 comes with an mini inflatable elf girl, a hand towel and a porn mag disguised as a book of heroic tales. Don't play Agarest War
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Nov 14, 2014 08:39
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TARDISman posted:mini inflatable elf girl, a hand towel and a porn mag disguised as a book of heroic tales. hahaha this has to be bullshit.
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Nov 14, 2014 08:40
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I'm pretty sure that's the best joke christmas gift ever.
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Nov 14, 2014 08:40
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Vandal Hearts for the ps1 is good, fairly similar to FFT.
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Nov 14, 2014 08:43
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Attitude Indicator posted:Vandal Hearts for the ps1 is good, fairly similar to FFT. Especially if you skeletons that gush fire-hose pressure geysers of blood.
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Nov 14, 2014 08:44
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Attitude Indicator posted:Vandal Hearts for the ps1 is good, fairly similar to FFT. How can any game with a resemblance to Final Fantasy be good?
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Roobanguy posted:hahaha this has to be bullshit.  My bad, it was an inflatable furry, the elf girl was on the hand towel.
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Nov 14, 2014 08:54
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Aurain posted:How can any game with a resemblance to Final Fantasy be good? kirbysuperstar posted:Especially if you skeletons that gush fire-hose pressure geysers of blood.  but seriously, it doesn't have as much customization as FFt but tactics are more important, having the highground, where to position your characters, which caracthere fights which enemy, different goals to winning a battle. it's good poo poo. Attitude Indicator fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Nov 14, 2014 08:54
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TARDISman posted:
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Nov 14, 2014 08:59
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The GIG posted:Also is not the same as the Forums Poster Mega64. Wait hold on what the gently caress
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Nov 14, 2014 09:00
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Sakurazuka posted:That's like... what Mega64 got famous for doing, have you never watched their older videos? The one with the merchant from RE4 was the best. It was good, but this was better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToCANOyg-tY
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Nov 14, 2014 09:05
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I recommend Hoshigami which is an excellent game for excellent dudes.
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Pureauthor posted:I recommend Hoshigami which is an excellent game for excellent dudes. Why would you say this? Someone might believe you. Could you live with that on your conscience?
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Looper posted:Wait hold on what the gently caress For the record, I'm not one of the guys from Mega64. I was online friends with Rocco for a long time back in the late 90's/early 00's, and he decided to use my name for the show because I'm a wonderful person. Poque (who also posts on these forums) and Marcus on the show were also named after online friends of ours. I eagerly await the inevitable FF15 road trip video from them.
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Attitude Indicator posted:
Vandal Hearts is great an probably the first SRPG I ever played, hardest part is dealing with there being no random battles so you have to work at your tactics and trying to make sure that people don't fall behind the levelling curve at the same time.
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NikkolasKing posted:You're being insulting to Xenogears by comparing it to garbage like Eva. I am going to kick your rear end bub
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I don't know how you guys can talk about tactical CRPG's and not mention Banner Saga. It's not nearly as deep gameplay-wise as FFT or Tactics Ogre (or even Front Mission) but it's beautifully presented and has a cool non-linear story.
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bloodychill posted:I don't know how you guys can talk about tactical CRPG's and not mention Banner Saga. It's not nearly as deep gameplay-wise as FFT or Tactics Ogre (or even Front Mission) but it's beautifully presented and has a cool non-linear story. The game has to be done, first.
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Onmi posted:Pretty much this, I beat Zero because... well I will see that poo poo to the loving end, and Zero contains basically Game 1 in Digest form (All the plot events, none of the random battles, good end only.) and it was just... I can't imagine doing that without all the grinding and extra poo poo cut out. Sylphid's LP of Agarest 2 made the game tolerable, but I could not watch the boss fight videos from beginning to end. Like you know how most optional bosses boil down too a test of endurance once you learn to not get insta-gibbed? You just have to patiently follow a pattern, whittle down their HP and win? In Agarest 2, EVERY loving BOSS is that sort of boss. Speaking of that LP, since Goons Are Assholes, and Idiot Fuckers can't do game design to save their life, the thread selected that the MC should be punching and gun based. The best weapon in the game, weldable only by the MC's lineage is a Greatsword. The game had some good moments and fun characters, but the hoops it makes people jump through is ridiculous. When Ar Tonelico is better than your game in pretty much every way, while being less skeevy to boot...well I guess you work at IF. Goondolences. TARDISman posted:
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Tae posted:The game has to be done, first. Eh, the first story works on its own provided you know there will be two sequels.
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Nov 14, 2014 20:54
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My friend bought Agarest War and his wife just kept taking the hugpillow out and laughing at it constantly and showing it to all her friends. What I'm saying is Agarest War is the secret to a long and healthy marriage.
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bloodychill posted:Eh, the first story works on its own provided you know there will be two sequels. So it doesn't work on its own at all then. Cool.
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Endorph posted:My friend bought Agarest War and his wife just kept taking the hugpillow out and laughing at it constantly and showing it to all her friends. and yet when i go out in public with my dakimakura all I get are stares and derision unfair
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Aurain posted:I'm pretty sure that's the best joke christmas gift ever. Nothing can top the Agarest War limited edition for the 360: http://www.amazon.com/Record-Agarest-Limited-Edition-360-Xbox/dp/B00354NBF4 Just let those physical goods register in your mind. Yes, that's a mouse pad with gel breasts for your wrist to sit on. (I suspect most people who bought it had other ideas  )Sakurazuka posted:Vandal Hearts is great an probably the first SRPG I ever played, hardest part is dealing with there being no random battles so you have to work at your tactics and trying to make sure that people don't fall behind the levelling curve at the same time. I thought Vandal Hearts had random battles, and that it was Vagrant Story that didn't?
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Evil Fluffy posted:Yes, that's a mouse pad with gel breasts for your wrist to sit on. (I suspect most people who bought it had other ideas To be fair, that's probably considerably more enjoyable than the game itself. Cake Attack posted:and yet when i go out in public with my dakimakura all I get are stares and derision And I learned a new word today. Thank you forum user Cake Attack. Now I too can disgust my friends and disappoint my parents.
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