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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Vegetable posted:

Jackie Chan looks.. off in this poster. Like they've somehow made him look less Chinese or something.

Also "Dragon Blade" is such a hilariously generic name. Like the name of a third rate RPG or something.

Maybe it's an adaptation of Dragon Blade for the Wii?

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
It's not.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Distorted Kiwi posted:

I'm going to leave this here without any comment.



(Except "Grumpycat's Worst Christmas Ever is looking better all the time!")
:cmonsonsmilie:

(click)

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
I've only just noticed there's even a cross in that poster.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Cage posted:

:cmonsonsmilie:

(click)


I finally realized why this looks so familiar:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Shadowboxer would be an albatross around the neck of a successful career, for somebody like Cuba Gooding Jr. it's so sad that it isn't even a punchline anymore.

Holy poo poo that writeup. I caught that movie on cable a couple months ago and wondered why it seemed so weird.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Erebus posted:



I don't think I can take any of this seriously.

Is this a Roman/Viking/Kung Fu movie.

Cause sign me the gently caress up.

Edit: Rush Hour IV: Dies Irae

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Nov 15, 2014

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Forgall posted:

I've only just noticed there's even a cross in that poster.

Well Cameron's a creationist shitheel, so that movie is probably less a comedy (like the poster makes it appear) and more like 2 hours of him screaming at the camera about how all the gay atheists are ruining America.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

Well Cameron's a creationist shitheel, so that movie is probably less a comedy (like the poster makes it appear) and more like 2 hours of him screaming at the camera about how all the gay atheists are ruining America.

The reviews say it's not quite that confrontational, but has the subtler "don't listen to all those non-Christians trying to make you not celebrate Christmas." Nobody tries to take down a nativity display but it's still that worldview.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Kurtofan posted:

Is this a Roman/Viking/Kung Fu movie.

Cause sign me the gently caress up.

Edit: Rush Hour IV: Dies Irae
Its actually about some Roman soldiers who ended up in China which I always found was a fascinating subject since there is historical evidence that the Romans made it up there.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

achillesforever6 posted:

there is historical evidence that the Romans made it up there.

Unexpected statuary penises?

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d

Gorilla Salad posted:

Unexpected statuary penises?

To be fair, a lot more was legal back then.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I hate this movie series more and more each passing day.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
It's a little overly busy, but I have to applaud them for at least doing something unique.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

ruddiger posted:

I hate this movie series more and more each passing day.

I don't know. The Hunger Games' posters are usually pretty sleek.





hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Long Walk movie so I can hate it instead.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Allen Wren posted:

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Long Walk movie so I can hate it instead.

Darabont's doing it, so it'll be good.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Gorilla Salad posted:

Well Cameron's a creationist shitheel, so that movie is probably less a comedy (like the poster makes it appear) and more like 2 hours of him screaming at the camera about how all the gay atheists are ruining America.
I just found it funny that it was less prominent than dollar bills.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



65: 80's Teenagers (and one from 1991) got up to some weird stuff

Teen Wolf


Teen Wolf Also


Teen Vamp


Teen Witch


Teenage Marriage


Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space


Teen Steam


Desperate Teenage Lovedolls


I was a Teenage Zombie


I was a Teenage Vampire


I was a Teenage TV Terrorist


I was a Teenage Zabbadoing


Teenage Exorcist

Starring and co-written by Brinke Stevens!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Forgall posted:

I just found it funny that it was less prominent than dollar bills.

Apparently the movie is less "Christ back in Christmas" and more "Commercialism is the Christ in Christmas"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I thought Teen Steam is porn until I saw Alyssa Milano and remembers that used to have dance/exercise tapes. I heard that most involved in the production were her family.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The MSJ posted:

I thought Teen Steam is porn until I saw Alyssa Milano and remembers that used to have dance/exercise tapes. I heard that most involved in the production were her family.

Somehow that doesn't make it less creepy.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

ShufflerZero posted:

65: 80's Teenagers (and one from 1991) got up to some weird stuff
Wolf Also

Jason Bateman huh

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ShufflerZero posted:

Teen Wolf Also

For some reason I find it incredibly annoying that they just photoshopped (or whatever the equivalent was back then) all the book titles rather than spending $10 to have their art department mock up a few dust covers.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



Gorilla Salad posted:

For some reason I find it incredibly annoying that they just photoshopped (or whatever the equivalent was back then) all the book titles rather than spending $10 to have their art department mock up a few dust covers.

Isn't this whole thing a painting? Kiimo, we need your expert opinion!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




QuoProQuid posted:

I don't know. The Hunger Games' posters are usually pretty sleek.







Yeah, I've been really really impressed for the most part with the series' promotional posters, they've done some great stuff both in-universe and out.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

I thought Teen Steam is porn until I saw Alyssa Milano and remembers that used to have dance/exercise tapes. I heard that most involved in the production were her family.

Look at all the buttons and crap stuck to her clothes. There was a decade that made sense to people.


I can see the silhouette of Katniss, crudely painted on a concrete wall (and with an empty face) looking really cool as a poster, like an IRA graffiti piece. But then the artist just kept adding and adding.

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Nov 16, 2014

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

ShufflerZero posted:

Isn't this whole thing a painting? Kiimo, we need your expert opinion!

I think it's just airbrushed to hell and back. Werewolf or not, that is no face which exists in nature.


Fake edit - drat, the more I look at it the more I can't tell anymore.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

For some reason I find it incredibly annoying that they just photoshopped (or whatever the equivalent was back then) all the book titles rather than spending $10 to have their art department mock up a few dust covers.

pretty sure it's all a drawing

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That District 12 poster is both adorable and heartbreaking. District 6 dude and his tire pants is pretty rad, though.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The MSJ posted:

That District 12 poster is both adorable and heartbreaking. District 6 dude and his tire pants is pretty rad, though.



District 7 poster is pretty great; there's less makeup/photoshopping than you'd think. Guy's a former marine turned male model after he lost his leg.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

davidspackage posted:

Look at all the buttons and crap stuck to her clothes. There was a decade that made sense to people.


I can see the silhouette of Katniss, crudely painted on a concrete wall (and with an empty face) looking really cool as a poster, like an IRA graffiti piece. But then the artist just kept adding and adding.

The design is something I would expect on a middle school notebook or binder. There was similar Harry Potter themed graffiti on school supplies a few years back.

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Nov 16, 2014

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Oh poo poo, it's three guys with guns, America's only weakness!

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Wondering what movie this could be, since that's a German poster. I'm assuming it's an American TV-movie from the '80s.

Edit: I'm partly right, it's not the film I'm thinking of (the one I was thinking of was a trio of leftist terrorists bombing and mortaring Congress), but it is an American TV movie called Under Siege (which is Arab terrorists hijacking planes, bombing Washington and shooting up malls).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092132/

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Nov 17, 2014

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I just thuoght it was a cool poster, thats insane it took you like 2 minutes to figure that out



unrelated,

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Sick.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

QuoProQuid posted:

I don't know. The Hunger Games' posters are usually pretty sleek.




Should have gotten Kuksi to make a real one

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The MSJ posted:

That District 12 poster is both adorable and heartbreaking. District 6 dude and his tire pants is pretty rad, though.



Take off his shirt and make it black and white and it could be a Herb Ritts photo.

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