The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Striking Yak posted:

Can it be a talking pie? Pies are easier to draw.

He's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives...or dies.

His best friend's a talking pie!

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The Nastier Nate posted:

Oh man, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?

We were eating rotisserie chicken. Would you just post a quote?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 15:58

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Lord Hydronium posted:

He's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives...or dies.

His best friend's a talking pie!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 16:23

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Lord Hydronium posted:

He's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives...or dies.

His best friend's a talking pie!

Hydronium, you've done it again!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:54

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

MondayHotDog posted:

We were eating rotisserie chicken. Would you just post a quote?

Go ahead, reach in. We're not fancy here.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:04

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Perry Normal posted:

Go ahead, reach in. We're not fancy here.

A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

My shoes are talking to me.

Hey baby, gimme some tongue.

Ugh, they're not going to like the NYPD Shoe sketch. It's pretty much the same bit.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:06

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

They call them fingers, but I never see them fing.

Perry Normal posted:

They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing...oh, there they go.

Yes, Misters Kingdom and Normal... everything fings :airquote:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.

That's not my quote :mad:

TMMadman posted:

Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.

YA USED ME, TMMAdman! YA USED ME!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:22

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Uh, these aren't real ~~X-rays~~ quotes, are they?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:31

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That is an EXCELLENT question, we'll look into that!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:31

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Martytoof posted:

Uh, these aren't real ~~X-rays~~ quotes, are they?

These are Jerusalem brand imitation quotes. Nine out of ten goons can't tell the difference!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:36

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

These are Jerusalem brand imitation quotes. Nine out of ten goons can't tell the difference!

Grade F quotes

Mostly circus animals, some filler.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:59

sout: Apr 24, 2014

IMJack posted:

Grade F quotes

Mostly circus animals, some filler.

My quotes are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of... malk?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

sout posted:

My quotes are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of... malk?

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:04

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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MondayHotDog posted:

I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!

He promise us big-a quote. Bad-a poster :mad:

Ah-ah. Bad-a TV/IV mod :colbert:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What happened to China? They used to be cool :colbert:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:30

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

What happened to China? They used to be cool

Lay off the Asians, Jerou.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

What happened to China? They used to be cool

I will stop them. I am strong. I am the Great Humongous!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:45

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Lay off the Asians, Jerou.

It's funny! Their clothes are different from my clothes.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mira posted:

It's funny! Their clothes are different from my clothes.

Mira, are you wearing an old Halloween costume?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:51

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Mira, are you wearing an old Halloween costume?

Uh...

No.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:54

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I will stop them. I am strong. I am the Great Humongous!

Yes yes, we all know you're strong :rolleyes:

jscolon2.0 posted:

Lay off the Asians, Jerou.

Make me

# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:08

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

That's not my quote

oh everybody says that when they see themselves in vBCode! :colbert:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:57

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mira posted:

Uh...

No.

Mira, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the quote thread!

# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:00

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mira posted:

There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea!

# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:38

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea!

That's your solution to everything: move under the sea!

It's not gonna happen!

# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:48

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Oh man, you goons are sure going to hate our next skit: Mad About Shoe.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:59

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

*cough*

Ugh, this goes on for 10 more pages...

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:00

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Writer Cath posted:

Oh man, you goons are sure going to hate our next skit: Mad About Shoe.

Get the hell outta here!

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:02

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Cry Havoc posted:

Get the hell outta here!

Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?

Is it true that you're the funny one?

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:05

Gin_Rummy: Aug 4, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

Is it true that you're the funny one?

Scooby doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:16

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Gin_Rummy posted:

Scooby doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

He's history's greatest monster!!!

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:24

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Perry Normal posted:

He's history's greatest monster!!!

Ladies and Gentleman, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq; and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Spectacle Rock posted:

*cough*

Ugh, this goes on for 10 more pages...

Do you, Writer Cath, take Spectacle Rock, in richness and in poorness - poorness is underlined - in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this.

# ? Nov 18, 2014 01:57