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MrYenko posted:My girlfriend is a zookeeper, and her zoo's primate department rule of thumb about the great apes is that if you leave say, a screwdriver on a gorilla paddock, they'll pick it up, play with it a bit, see what it tastes like, and then probably drop it. The chimps will pick it up, taste it, and the use it as a weapon during a murderous blood rage against anything in the immediate area that isn't also a chimp. The orangutans will pick it up, carefully conceal it, and while nobody is looking, use it to build a multistage rocket to return to their homeworld.
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Andorra posted:didn't warrant that emoticon This is among the sillier posts I've read all month. "WHAT? THE gently caress IS THAT? A loving SMILEY FACE? OH NO HE loving DIDN'T!"
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 13:20 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:This is among the sillier posts I've read all month. Cheez posted:I like how socially impaired people are calling me autistic. Keep it up, and keep obsessing over bitcoiners while you're at it. Cheez posted:It's not even about what the word means. It's about the reaction to the word being used. Are you saying it's appropriate to freak out about someone saying any word that has a sexual alternate definition? Makes you look like a child. Cheez posted:Yeah, whatever. This thread is ridiculous. Let that be a lesson for the future, though: The bitcoin thread gets bitchy when you point out an easy to misunderstand statement.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:01 |
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Wait, "autistic" has an alternate sexual meaning?
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:10 |
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Pharnakes posted:Wait, "autistic" has an alternate sexual meaning? virgin
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Pharnakes posted:Wait, "autistic" has an alternate sexual meaning? anal
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:12 |
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Mans posted:
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:17 |
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Pharnakes posted:Wait, "autistic" has an alternate sexual meaning?
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 15:31 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Has pages and pages and pages of posts in Let's Play, is surprised when people call him autistic. How the gently caress has Geop not banned him for his violent reaction to puns
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:47 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Has pages and pages and pages of posts in Let's Play, is surprised when people call him autistic. Cheez posted:I missed the joke because it wasn't a good joke. I still don't see it as a joke. Cheez posted:As long as you're not there making non-jokes, sure. Cheez posted:No, actually. The smoke no longer bothers them. In Zelda 1, a correctly placed bomb would stun the dodongo with the smoke, and you could kill it with a single sword blow. Otherwise, 2+ bombs because you screw up and feed it the bombs. Cheez posted:I already pointed out earlier in the thread why putting bombs in a dodongo's mouth is not what the old man means by "dodongo dislikes smoke". It's literal, guys. It's not a funny mistranslation or engrish or even a bad hint. Cheez posted:gently caress you aaaaaaaaalllllll Cheez posted:Doesn't need explaining, the point I've been desperately trying to make for several pages now is that people keep associating the smoke thing with feeding it the bombs, and that's just entirely missing the idea of the hint. Cheez posted:Maybe if people were better at reading the thread I wouldn't have to keep saying it over and over like a broken record. Nerd rage has nothing to do with people not listening. Cheez posted:Deal with it. After years of hearing "LOL HE SAID I AM ERROR ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY GUYS" I'm tired of hearing people get Zelda things completely wrong.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:39 |
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Even the other LP regulars are making fun of him. It's always Zelda or Final Fantasy, too
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:49 |
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You are supposed to put the bombs in Dodongo's mouth, iirc.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 20:51 |
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zoux posted:You are supposed to put the bombs in Dodongo's mouth, iirc. He posted a video showing that if you blow up the bomb next to him you can kill him when he hits the smoke. It doesn't matter because it's super obvious that the clue is that you should use bombs in some manner, and he's being weirdly spergy about his interpretation of a game that contains phrases like "eastmost peninsula is the secret", I'm sure they were choosing their words very carefully.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:46 |
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I'm tired of hearing people get Final Zone II things completely wrong.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 21:49 |
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theflyingorc posted:He posted a video showing that if you blow up the bomb next to him you can kill him when he hits the smoke. You'd think so but one user found the true answer Your Computer posted:I support this notion and drew up a quick explanatory picture
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:13 |
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haha that guy's rap sheetquote:You desperately need to calm down about Pokemon buddy. Based on your prior probations, you've learned nothing. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. quote:You have a bunch of probations for starting dumb Internet fights and you're not learning. You should've let this go awhile back. User loses posting privileges for 1 week. quote:Hey: quit being an rear end and settle down about pixels. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. quote:Look, everyone in the cookie department appreciates how dedicated you are to the cookie clicker cause. So much so we've all put together a little vacation time for you, in order that you can continue clicking cookies. User loses posting privileges for 1 day. quote:hosed up my Dangan Ronpa Scavenger Hunt thread with dumb bullshit. User loses posting privileges for 3 days. quote:This is it, this is you literally starting an internet fight over rom corruption tools. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:18 |
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It's worth noting that the Pokemon one was specifically for Twitch Plays Pokemon:Cheez posted:So while I slept, the same retards who decided having Eevee was a good idea also decided to go to the PC and did the exact thing everyone else was telling them would happen but somehow it wouldn't happen because "we've done it before" (with about half the people watching/playing and without all the people who left in frustration) He was actually very mad about the fact that the internet was playing a game boy game from 1997 wrong. edit: hoo boy Cheez posted:Think I care? They already hosed it up beyond any help.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:27 |
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I will pay 100 fake internet dollars for a picture of that person.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:27 |
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zoux posted:I will pay 100 fake internet dollars for a picture of that person. I can show you his soul: Cheez posted:I'm convinced orteil is at least partly retarded, because he responded to an ask on his tumblr saying that farms/factories/mines are too weak, saying they're early game content and they shouldn't be good, and all that garbage. Cheez posted:Everybody. When someone says the early stuff should be less powerful, and has a game where the two earliest things outweigh almost everything else, is it not a very stupid thing to say? Cheez posted:What does that have to do with anything? A guy straight up lies and you're acting like that's just fine! He is VERY upset about the fact that the first two items in cookie clicker become very strong, but the NEXT TWO items are not very strong. I think I have a new favorite poster.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:32 |
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You wanna hope this guy is fourteen years old and just doesn't understand how to not be an obnoxious know-it-all yet, but you know he's a twenty-eight-year-old basement-dweller.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:35 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:You wanna hope this guy is fourteen years old and just doesn't understand how to not be an obnoxious know-it-all yet, but you know he's a twenty-eight-year-old basement-dweller. The absence of self reflection is stunning, sad almost.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:44 |
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He's flipping out about Cookie Clicker, a browser game where you click cookies. I think he may have a severe case of the 'tism.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:48 |
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Wonder where he stands on #gg.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 22:48 |
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Phlegmish posted:He's flipping out about Cookie Clicker, a browser game where you click cookies. No, he's flipping out about a browser game which clicks itself. quote:I think he may have a severe case of the 'tism. Yes.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:01 |
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Phlegmish posted:He's flipping out about Cookie Clicker, a browser game where you click cookies. I think he may have a severe case of the 'tism. I like to say "they're on the spectrum," because now that fits DSM-V standards.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 23:27 |
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Thanks for reminding me of this one from the old thread:TetsuoTW posted:If you were any further on the spectrum your posts would only be visible to bees.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 00:26 |
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mom posted:Surprised there is no methamphetamine thread on these forums. I've been going through an 8ball I purchased and as someone who has used cocaine for years (GOOD coke, off darknets) I can honestly say meth is 100x better, and this is coming from somebody who used to look down on it as a "dirty" drug. mom posted:I dunno, a shot in the morning in my left arm, and a shot in the right in the afternoon has been treating me a lot better then doing 5g of coke in 4 hours doing shots every 15 mins like clockwork. poo poo ive gone through an entire box of 100 needles in a 3 day weekend coke binge before.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 09:18 |
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That guy's post history is just littered with insanity. Just now discovering meth is probably not going to improve matters. e: like he just showed up in the Portland LAN thread to say that it was really hard to find weed and just keeps having these epiphanies syscall girl has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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nattrass posted:I agree I love that instant kick when abusing stims the second you wake up but it's a recipe for disaster! Love that forum.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 11:06 |
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I often smell of cum. But that's not drug related.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 11:11 |
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mom posted:If you have enough self control and self awareness meth is fantastic.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:01 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:crazy TCC poster But then you repeat yourself.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:22 |
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Why does the quotes thread always seem to turn into Helldump Lite? Just Post Quotes.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 12:31 |
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TCC remains the most effective anti-drug program I've ever seen. "Oh yeah, I've done every drug under the sun and inject several times daily, but I'm not like, an addict or anything."
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 13:14 |
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That one post was basically saying, "Man I really want to quit working and just do these drugs, it'd be so easy, I WANT TO. But don't worry lol I won't I have self control. But just imagine it. It'd be so easy to just-" Is there a stickied megathread of dead-by-OD-goons in that forum? There should be.
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Rough Lobster posted:That one post was basically saying, "Man I really want to quit working and just do these drugs, it'd be so easy, I WANT TO. But don't worry lol I won't I have self control. But just imagine it. It'd be so easy to just-" I used to hang out on TCC a few years ago on a different account (which I no longer use for obvious reasons) and there was some kid who posted a bit in the mushroom thread, just getting started, very fresh-faced and eager. I saw his name posted a while ago and checked his post history - from what I can recall, he had then moved on to poppy tea and then heroin and meth and was just a complete mess, in and out of the rehab thread. I'm not saying that TCC can't be a good resource for how to be safe and how to do stuff, but if you just hang out there like it's a regular hobby-based forum, you could be in trouble. There have been a whole bunch of OD deaths and walking ODs - people who have just gone off the deep-end and readily admit they have no way out, and no real desire to get out. It's really sad. There are people who can handle drugs recreationally and then there are people for whom it becomes their sole saving grace in life, the only thing that gets them up in the morning.
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:I used to hang out on TCC a few years ago on a different account (which I no longer use for obvious reasons) and there was some kid who posted a bit in the mushroom thread, just getting started, very fresh-faced and eager. I saw his name posted a while ago and checked his post history - from what I can recall, he had then moved on to poppy tea and then heroin and meth and was just a complete mess, in and out of the rehab thread. The "Once you get past the stigma of injecting, it's smooth sailing" guy? I remember seeing a great timeline of posts over 2-3 years going from "I can't wait to try opiates like you cool guys!" to "I have self control and can stop snorting heroin at any time" to "almost died yesterday lol hurting bad gtg time to shoot up more tar". In any case, "smooth sailing" is a good TCC search term, it nearly became a catchphrase.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 15:01 |
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Hydrolith posted:Why does the quotes thread always seem to turn into Helldump Lite? Because you have to make fun of the proud meth heads while they're still alive. If you wait until they're dead to make fun of them you're just being a dick.
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# ? Nov 18, 2014 15:02 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:In other words, if you aren't noted crazy TCC poster "mom". I just imagine a scrawny man filled with scabs shaking in the corner blinking his eye at me because he knows he's a drugged mess, he's totally in control.
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I kinda miss when this was for clever quotes by funny people and not just a shittier version of the goonlulz thread.
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