Pinterest Mom posted:

ｃｌｉｃｋ  ｉｎ with your ｍｉｃｒｏｓｏｆｔ  ｓｕｒｆａｃｅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTZLWKtQz4

Pinterest Mom posted:

ｃｌｉｃｋ  ｉｎ with your ｍｉｃｒｏｓｏｆｔ  ｓｕｒｆａｃｅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTZLWKtQz4

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

changing the hostname when you encrypt a drive with bitlocker requires you to re-enter the drive recovery key for some reason

Captain Foo posted:

paging hackbunny

Pinterest Mom posted:

ｃｌｉｃｋ  ｉｎ with your ｍｉｃｒｏｓｏｆｔ  ｓｕｒｆａｃｅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTZLWKtQz4

Metrication posted:

IT'S TABLET TIME !!!!

Fame Douglas posted:

First the Sprout, now this POS - what the hell is going on?

quote:

I'm going to map this out
- Exec is lured into said position with huge signing bonus. Bonus Count: 1
- Executive's bonus criteria are to ship an iPad competitor and "build" tablet business
- Exec spends hundreds of millions doing just that with full knowledge that it's not competitive but he's meeting his written goals
- The first year passes before the product is out or has pricing or final details, exec gets giant bonus for doing a good job even if that's not true because board is full of people who don't know poo poo. Bonus Count: 2
- Tablet ships right before exec gets next bonus, probably for hitting arbitrary quarterly deadline. Do you really think it wouldn't be better for them to have waited 2 months for Flash and 4G to work? There's only one reason to release it now and that's so it can be "Q1". Bonus Count: 3
- Thing craters in the market but blame is placed on Apple, exec vows that follow-up version will be the best thing ever
- Follow-up version takes longer than expected to deliver, annual bonus for working hard in challenging conditions. Bonus Count: 4
- Follow-up ships suspiciously close to the end of a financial quarter. Bonus Count: 5
- Follow-up craters in market, board decides it's time for said executive to send more time with the family. Massive severance package ensues. Bonus Count: 6

So that's how you can make 8 figures in 3 years while failing every step of the way.

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

there's no GUI power options when you RDP in, not even if you do ctrl+alt+end like you could with Win 7. It's logoff/disconnect only unless you get a popup prompting for a restart or you know how to do it at a command line

The Leck posted:

the way i always do it with windows 7 is to click on the task bar then alt-f4 to get the shutdown menu. maybe this still works? it's silly either way.

quote:

This security update resolves a privately reported vulnerability in Microsoft Windows Kerberos KDC that could allow an attacker to elevate unprivileged domain user account privileges to those of the domain administrator account. An attacker could use these elevated privileges to compromise any computer in the domain, including domain controllers. An attacker must have valid domain credentials to exploit this vulnerability. The affected component is available remotely to users who have standard user accounts with domain credentials; this is not the case for users with local account credentials only. When this security bulletin was issued, Microsoft was aware of limited, targeted attacks that attempt to exploit this vulnerability.

Number19 posted:

making sure people in here see this too:

https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/security/MS14-068


patch now patch now patch now

Pinterest Mom posted:

ｃｌｉｃｋ  ｉｎ with your ｍｉｃｒｏｓｏｆｔ  ｓｕｒｆａｃｅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTZLWKtQz4

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

phew, that still works. what a weird thing to do

Pinterest Mom posted:

ｃｌｉｃｋ  ｉｎ with your ｍｉｃｒｏｓｏｆｔ  ｓｕｒｆａｃｅ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROTZLWKtQz4

Bobby Digital posted:

you know what kids are really into these days? presentations

http://fieldguide.gizmodo.com/use-microsoft-sway-to-make-building-presentations-easy-1660072749/

duTrieux. posted:

marcosaft marketing material for office family/personal is heavy on the whole "your kids can make powerpoint decks for school" thing. commercials with 13-year olds running slides. productivity everywhere.

duTrieux. posted:

it's me

i'm the all-in-one with multiple parts

duTrieux. posted:

marcosaft marketing material for office family/personal is heavy on the whole "your kids can make powerpoint decks for school" thing. commercials with 13-year olds running slides. productivity everywhere.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

didn't powerpoint do 9/11

quote:

WASHINGTON — Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the leader of American and NATO forces in Afghanistan, was shown a PowerPoint slide in Kabul last summer that was meant to portray the complexity of American military strategy, but looked more like a bowl of spaghetti.

“When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war,” General McChrystal dryly remarked, one of his advisers recalled, as the room erupted in laughter.

quote:

Commanders say that behind all the PowerPoint jokes are serious concerns that the program stifles discussion, critical thinking and thoughtful decision-making. Not least, it ties up junior officers — referred to as PowerPoint Rangers — in the daily preparation of slides, be it for a Joint Staff meeting in Washington or for a platoon leader’s pre-mission combat briefing in a remote pocket of Afghanistan.

Last year when a military Web site, Company Command, asked an Army platoon leader in Iraq, Lt. Sam Nuxoll, how he spent most of his time, he responded, “Making PowerPoint slides.” When pressed, he said he was serious.

“I have to make a storyboard complete with digital pictures, diagrams and text summaries on just about anything that happens,” Lieutenant Nuxoll told the Web site. “Conduct a key leader engagement? Make a storyboard. Award a microgrant? Make a storyboard.”

THC posted:

wandows

univbee posted:

quote:

But the system is not without problems. Because anyone on Siprnet who wanted to could set up a chat, 50 rooms sprang up in the months before the war. The result: information overload. "We've started throwing people out of the rooms who don't belong there," Mims says.

"What's funny about using Microsoft Chat," he adds with a sly smile, "is that everybody has to choose an icon to represent themselves. Some of these guys haven't bothered, so the program assigns them one. We'll be in the middle of a battle and a bunch of field artillery colonels will come online in the form of these big-breasted blondes. We've got a few space aliens, too."

FMguru posted:

lmbo our entire iraq strategy was plotted by rands and pants from jerkcity

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I think that's a cable box since MS are fuckers and didn't put a tuner in it

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I think that's a cable box since MS are fuckers and didn't put a tuner in it