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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

GlyphGryph posted:

Yeah, this thread was started by a mary-worshipper, so even though you're not Christian, you're still good enough for this thread. (Renounce your blasphemy, renounce!)

Mormons are no more or less Christian than the popery, which is to say they are not Christian but pretend to be.

Why would you NOT want to worship Mary? Remember Descartes' meditations; something cannot create something more perfect that it itself is, therefore Mary is at least as perfect as God.

QED: Mary is a god.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BrandorKP posted:

This what passes for atheism.

What do you mean "passes for"? The only thing required to be an atheist is not believing in a god or gods. There is no other criteria or some sort of ideological purity test beyond that one thing. She can revere reason or whatever else so long as it isn't specifically a god. And don't give me any of that redefining god to mean anything held with respect bullshit either.

E: Reread your post and adjusted my point a bit.

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Nov 18, 2014

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

VitalSigns posted:

The OP literally made the Theological Argument From Letters On The Calendar and the famed Argument From How Poor And Stupid The Developing World Is, and it took you 14 pages to work out that's a troll?


Kyrie makes these threads repeatedly, this is like the 5th one I've seen this year. Yes its a troll, its one that has worked countless times before.


He's a really consistent troll though, have to give him points for that.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Anime fans' disputes over whose fanfic is betterer tend to be a lot less violent though.

Over-under posts until someone proves me wrong with links to massacres over whatever the Sailor Moon equivalent of the Monophysite Heresy is: 8

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

What do you mean "passes for"? The only thing required to be an atheist is not believing in a god or gods. There is no other criteria or some sort of ideological purity test beyond that one thing. I'm not somehow beholden to her position or anything.

Apparently Humanism/Athiesm is like a moth to a flame to him, you are getting to close to religion.

Which is bull. :allears:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

D1Sergo posted:

Religious people have a lot in common with Anime fans. They get together each week to hear tales of heroes and villains and to discuss how those stories relate to their lives, they are inspired by their fandom to create art and literature exalting those stories and characters, and people find strength from being engaged with those stories and those communities that share those stories. Fascinatingly similar, religion and Anime.

Comic books seem like a better equivalent. poo poo, you have just as many arguments about which stories actually happened and which have been retconned away as metaphorical/fear toxin-induced hallucinations.

EDIT: Plus, both feature superpowered protagonists coming back from the dead.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Technogeek posted:

Comic books seem like a better equivalent. poo poo, you have just as many arguments about which stories actually happened and which have been retconned away as metaphorical/fear toxin-induced hallucinations.

At least, at the end of the day, you can accept comic books are fictional accounts.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Technogeek posted:

Comic books seem like a better equivalent. poo poo, you have just as many arguments about which stories actually happened and which have been retconned away as metaphorical/fear toxin-induced hallucinations.

Anime is just Japanese comic books that are moving.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Who What Now posted:

What do you mean "passes for"? The only thing required to be an atheist is not believing in a god or gods. There is no other criteria or some sort of ideological purity test beyond that one thing. She can revere reason or whatever else so long as it isn't specifically a god. And don't give me any of that redefining god to mean anything held with respect bullshit either.

You atheists all secretly believe in God though, you just choose to worship Satan but won't admit it. But you all have the same atheist Bible that Stalin, Pol Pot, uh Al Capone, Attila the Hun, the Pope*, and Brigham Young followed when they ate Christian babies.

*If Catholic audience, replace with Martin Luther

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

VitalSigns posted:

You atheists all secretly believe in God though, you just choose to worship Satan but won't admit it. But you all have the same atheist Bible that Stalin, Pol Pot, uh Al Capone, Attila the Hun, the Pope*, and Brigham Young followed when they ate Christian babies.

*If Catholic, replace with Martin Luther

Sagan is just one letter away from SATAN :devil:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

VitalSigns posted:

You atheists all secretly believe in God though, you just choose to worship Satan but won't admit it. But you all have the same atheist Bible that Stalin, Pol Pot, uh Al Capone, Attila the Hun, the Pope*, and Brigham Young followed when they ate Christian babies.

*If Catholic, replace with Martin Luther

Nah, Brandor thinks that God (Logos) is a set of magic words (Logos) and concepts (Logos) and his definition(Logos) of these words (Logos) and concepts (Logos) is so uselessly broad that literally everything someone (Logos) likes is their God (Logos) and also his God (Logos) and the ultimate God (Logos). I don't think he's concerned about Satan except concerning some peoples concept (Logos) of Satan (Logos).

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Has anyone ever seen Neil Degrasse Tyson and Beelzebub in the same room together? No? QED!

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

DrProsek posted:

Has anyone ever seen Neil Degrasse Tyson and Beelzebub in the same room together? No? QED!

I have faith this is true!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

DrProsek posted:

Has anyone ever seen Neil Degrasse Tyson and Beelzebub in the same room together? No? QED!

Does that make Dawkins his minion? I thought Satan was white, after all, we all know the true color of the angels is Caucasian :smuggo:

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

CommieGIR posted:

Does that make Dawkins his minion? I thought Satan was white, after all, we all know the true color of the angels is Caucasian :smuggo:

You're right, Angels are normally Caucasian UNLESS God curses them! When they betrayed God, their skin blackened, just as those humans cursed with the Mark of Cain are also black!*

*not racist

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Who What Now posted:

Nah, Brandor thinks that God (Logos) is a set of magic words (Logos) and concepts (Logos) and his definition(Logos) of these words (Logos) and concepts (Logos) is so uselessly broad that literally everything someone (Logos) likes is their God (Logos) and also his God (Logos) and the ultimate God (Logos). I don't think he's concerned about Satan except concerning some peoples concept (Logos) of Satan (Logos).

We all worship something.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

D1Sergo posted:

Religious people have a lot in common with Anime fans. They get together each week to hear tales of heroes and villains and to discuss how those stories relate to their lives, they are inspired by their fandom to create art and literature exalting those stories and characters, and people find strength from being engaged with those stories and those communities that share those stories. Fascinatingly similar, religion and Anime.
That's actually a really good metaphor considering the point BrandorKP just brought up. Kyrie, troll or not, is the fan obsessed with canon, creating wired structures and performing mental gymnastics to trying to bring their stories into 'real life', whereas brandor is saying that subtext actually matters more.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




CommieGIR posted:

The FFRF does a lot of good work.

Yes but they aren't arguing for no God. They are arguing for an alternative understanding of God, while being utterly unaware that they are doing so. Atheists making soteriological statements is ironic. The craziest thing, their arguments are fantastically similiar to the arguments the apologists had to respond to (that religion undermines the state and is harmful superstitious mumbo jumbo nonsense). The same arguments that early Christians responded to with Logocentrism.

CommieGIR posted:

True, got me there. I looked it up and its defined as a Restorationist Christianity, which includes the Puritans and the Anabaptists.

It comes out of the burnt over district (think mostly New York State along the Erie canal). But first wave feminism (eg. Stanton), many of the abolitionists, and a rather large chunk of the roots of progressivism come from there too.

Ninjasaurus posted:

Why can't we all just agree to embrace sweet sweet nihilism and hope (lol) that all of existence is negated sooner rather than later?

Meh, that doesn't work either. It's a negation behind. There is a lot of theology already on the other side of that one, negation of the negation type stuff. Seriously don't get me started.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BrandorKP posted:

Yes but they aren't arguing for no God. They are arguing for an alternative understanding of God, while being utterly unaware that they are doing so. Atheists making soteriological statements is ironic. The craziest thing, their arguments are fantastically similiar to the arguments the apologists had to respond to (that religion undermines the state and is harmful superstitious mumbo jumbo nonsense). The same arguments that early Christians responded to with Logocentrism.

.....what? This warrants further explanation.

Someone linked me to your previous threads. No explanation needed.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Nov 18, 2014

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Ah good to see we have turned into Reddit.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Crowsbeak posted:

Ah good to see we have turned into Reddit.

Not enough Men's Rights arguments and Militant Atheism. Oh, and sleazy up-skirt shots and child porn defenders. We're missing key components.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

CommieGIR posted:

.....what? This warrants further explanation.

I wasn't kidding when I said Brandor uses a very broad definition of "god".

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

I wasn't kidding when I said Brandor uses a very broad definition of "god".

Seriously broad. Like as in whitewashing broad.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
This is like the Christian equivalent of "Humans act, ergo Libertarianism is best, if you disagree you need to act in order to do so and therefore are agreeing with me".

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

DrProsek posted:

This is like the Christian equivalent of "Humans act, ergo Libertarianism is best, if you disagree you need to act in order to do so and therefore are agreeing with me".

"Life is an argument in favor of God" :smuggo:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

CommieGIR posted:

.....what? This warrants further explanation.

Oh dear, you must have somehow missed all the previous threads in which Brandor expounds on his feverish theology. In short he has argued and, presumably, still argues that belief in anything at all eventually comes around back to belief in God because logoslogoslogosLOGOLOGOLOG-*collapses to the floor, frothing at the mouth and convulsing violently*

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Oh dear, you must have somehow missed all the previous threads in which Brandor expounds on his feverish theology, In short he has argued and, presumably, still argues that belief in anything at all eventually comes around back to belief in God because logoslogoslogosLOGOLOGOLOG-*collapses to the floor, frothing at the mouth and convulsing violently*

Oh god, I take it all back, I don't want further explanation :gonk:

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

VitalSigns posted:

The OP literally made the Theological Argument From Letters On The Calendar and the famed Argument From How Poor And Stupid The Developing World Is, and it took you 14 pages to work out that's a troll?

So I guess everyone but me figured it out right away (I've never seen the OP before) but still took the bait for 14 pages. Well done.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ninjasaurus posted:

So I guess everyone but me figured it out right away (I've never seen the OP before) but still took the bait for 14 pages. Well done.

Boredom makes fools of us all.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Ninjasaurus posted:

So I guess everyone but me figured it out right away (I've never seen the OP before) but still took the bait for 14 pages. Well done.

Its something to do.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




DrProsek posted:

This is like the Christian equivalent of "Humans act, ergo Libertarianism is best, if you disagree you need to act in order to do so and therefore are agreeing with me".

That praxeology business came from somewhere.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BrandorKP posted:

That praxeology business came from somewhere.

Libertarianism is funny, because it is actually MORE of a faith than an economic school of though (Buying into ideas without proof, taking systems of thought on faith, ignoring historical evidence).

Ironically, Rationalwiki describes Praxeology best:

quote:

The Austrians seem to follow the maxim "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." If you couldn't wade through all their econo-speak and arbitrary redefinitions of commonly used terms, however, they literally do the work for you and come straight out and say they just made everything up. Ludwig von Mises himself wrote of his theory:

“”Its statements and propositions are not derived from experience... They are not subject to verification or falsification on the ground of experience and facts.[22]

F.A. Hayek wrote that any theories in the social sciences can "never be verified or falsified by reference to facts."[23] In other words, it's economic theology. An entire (albeit minor) school of economics has published book after book and paper upon paper just to say all problems can be boiled down to "gubmint did it" and all solutions can be described as "free market always wins." Despite this, their influence (on the internets, at least) seems to be growing, at least since 2008 and the proliferation of "Peter Schiff was right!!11!!" videos.[24] Hayek's book The Road to Serfdom also got the Glenn Beck bump when it was mentioned on his show.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 18, 2014

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

DrProsek posted:

Why would you NOT want to worship Mary? Remember Descartes' meditations; something cannot create something more perfect that it itself is, therefore Mary is at least as perfect as God.

QED: Mary is a god.

God is the supreme, perfect penis and Mary is His corresponding vagina and the resulting conception is a new life for all who believe. Catholicism is all about fertility worship. Have to keep producing new humans to serve the lower forces.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BrandorKP posted:

That praxeology business came from somewhere.

Being the religious equivalent of libertarianism is not something to be proud of, you know.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I had no idea that Hayek said that economic theology thing. That is crazy self aware from someone who played such a large role in conservative thought.

e: rational wiki is really dorky

Miltank fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Nov 18, 2014

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

Being the religious equivalent of libertarianism is not something to be proud of, you know.

The fact that Praxeology was brought up at all is telling.

Miltank posted:

e: rational wiki is really dorky

Yes, it is. But the citation is not WRONG either.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Nov 18, 2014

Vaall
Sep 17, 2014
Practicing organized religion from thousands of years ago in 2014 is loving retarded and it deserves to be mocked and repudiated wherever it spreads.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

McDowell posted:

God is the supreme, perfect penis and Mary is His corresponding vagina and the resulting conception is a new life for all who believe. Catholicism is all about fertility worship. Have to keep producing new humans to serve the lower forces.

Pfft, look at this Protestant scrub, not realizing that Mary got pregnant just fine without needing any dick. Because she got pregnant through magic, she made Jesus herself and thus is more perfect than Jesus who is God.

E:

Vaall posted:

Practicing organized religion from thousands of years ago in 2014 is loving retarded and it deserves to be mocked and repudiated wherever it spreads.

Well mr smartypants, being atheist is way older than being Christian when you think about it, so why don't you get with the times and stop believing in a lack of a God in TYOOL 2014 hmm?

burnishedfume fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Nov 18, 2014

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I'm sorry to disturb your important discussion about popery and who dipped his dick in Mary, but I have a question:

Apparently Jews get into heaven for free, because they are the chosen people. So, can't I just circumvent all that Jesus stuff by converting to Judaism? Do converts also get a free ticket?

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Many people have sincere and deeply held faith, which drives them to do good works and act in compassionate and kind ways.

People who volunteer their opinions on their faith are never among these. gently caress organized religion, everyone should come up with their own theology. Religion itself is fine, it's churches that are the problem.

Not, like, the buildings obviously. Those are beautiful works of art.

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