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Previa_fun posted:HotCanadianChick isn't a hot canadian chick and goatse guy isn't even a guy *looks in driveway* Yup.
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Terrible Robot posted:Only half of my name is true. Everything in mine is true. I have to tell you since I'm a cop.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:37
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Mine's fake as gently caress. I don't own a single filthy jeep.
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Everything in mine is true. I have to tell you since I'm a cop. It's almost like he's a hot action cop Also my last name is not Chu, I bet a lot of people on the internet think I'm Asian.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:41
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My avatar is me.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:43
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I dont even have a fart pipe on any of my cars. Im living a lie 
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Tommychu posted:I bet a lot of people on the internet think I'm Asian. I think you're a screamin' jimmy. E: Fartpipe: its you! we just discussed farting on seats in IRC. hahahah
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I don't know poo poo about horses, much less their marital problems. However, I do enjoy cheese crackers. On the topic of abusive people, I did a satellite dish installation once and the old man kept barking at me over the most mundane things. "I just bought this TV, it should be in HD!" (CRT wal-mart discount special) "The black cable doesn't match any of the others back there!" "Why don't I get (channel I didn't order)!" The dumbest poo poo I had no control over. What really bothered me is that every time he shouted, his wife flinched. I didn't do or say anything. What could I do? Give the man a telling-off in his own house? I could have been fired for that. So I said nothing and drank heavily. These people live right beside us. They are vile and cruel and heartless but we live next door. And we don't do poo poo. Curtis Mayfield wrote a song I only recently heard that says it well, "If there's a hell below, we're all gonna go."
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Nov 22, 2014 04:47
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I am actually a Swedish automobile.
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cursedshitbox posted:I think you're a screamin' jimmy. No, but I've got one in my pants  (2-stroke is one of the phrases I'd use in a description of it  )
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Nov 22, 2014 04:50
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leica posted:My avatar is me.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:51
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I am a crab
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Nov 22, 2014 04:51
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I actually am a giant sombrero wearing Sprite.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:54
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:55
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I am a duck, quack.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:08
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Adiabatic posted:I am a meat popsicle. PUT YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE YELLOW CIRCLES.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:09
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Somewhat Heroic posted:I liked you more when you were posting your tinder misadventures rather than skewing my whole life's judgement I bailed on my tinder date tonight because he just got too weird over text. He could have been perfectly nice in person but I'm going to trust my instincts on this one. I'm not the goatse guy because I am a shark.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:25
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leica posted:My avatar is me. Yes I am a nasty axe weidling maniac.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:28
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goatse guy posted:I bailed on my tinder date tonight because he just got too weird over text. He could have been perfectly nice in person but I'm going to trust my instincts on this one. I've been swiping for like 3 days now and haven't gotten a single message, I need a rebound date Was it something I said? 
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Nov 22, 2014 05:32
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Guys, if this tinder one-upsmanship ends in a real live goon wedding I am not officiating it.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:39
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Should try putting you're a big fan of Nickelback and Creed and see who replies to that.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:39
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I may be desperate and in the worst pain Ive ever felt but i still have my dignity.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:41
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Is that diet Mountain Dew? For shame 
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Nov 22, 2014 05:56
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:I cant be too proud right now. Ill pull this down i mods get upset. I may need some brake work done soon and I love in north Seattle. You down for some OT?
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Nov 22, 2014 06:02
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The weather is getting warmer. My knuckles are working right now.
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Nov 22, 2014 06:15
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leica posted:Is that diet Mountain Dew? 13" is all about the healthy lifestyle. MrKatharsis posted:I may need some brake work done soon and I love in north Seattle. You down for some OT? Somebody help me put the mirror on my car! I don't wanna drive it without a driver's side one. It's a real PITA!
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MrKatharsis posted:I may need some brake work done soon and I love in north Seattle. You down for some OT? Absolutely. Just pm me the specifics
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Nov 22, 2014 06:30
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leica posted:My avatar is me.
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Nov 22, 2014 06:32
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Truth be told, I never actually made it past Col. Wiggles.
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Nov 22, 2014 07:22
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I did in fact go doodie.
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Nov 22, 2014 07:25
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My name isn't even CharlesM
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Nov 22, 2014 07:28
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I am on snapchat now. Same as username.
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Nov 22, 2014 07:39
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I am me and my avatar. I Sent you gift 13, take care of your poo poo and and I hope that you can get back to your old owl nug smoking, epic shower beering self. E: last four of my phone is 1860, I need sleep. Holdbrooks fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Nov 22, 2014 |
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Nov 22, 2014 07:42
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I am, in fact, the first ever Dave.
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Nov 22, 2014 08:29
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I may in fact share many details with my ______ONLINE PERSONA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvTTRKvfEU
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Nov 22, 2014 08:37
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I just drank a Belgian pumpkin beer (it was sooo good). So yeah, I guess I'm my avatar, but with a beard. My house got appraised today and I made nice with the appraiser to see if I could get the scoop, he said I'd be hitting the number I need for the refinance for sure. It'll be nice to knock my payments down 20-25% and hammer the equity and save more money. Hey 13 I texted you earlier. Let me know if you want to get a burger at that place on 99 tomorrow night or something. Dads welcome.
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Nov 22, 2014 08:40
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I don't drink and drive but Todd's right, drinkin' is awesome.
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Nov 22, 2014 08:41
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Previa_fun posted:I don't drink and drive but Todd's right, drinkin' is awesome. gently caress YOU YOU KNOW I'M ILLITERATE YOU rear end in a top hat YOU KNOW I CANT READ NO rear end in a top hat SIGN
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Nov 22, 2014 08:43
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Suckin' dick bought this van 
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