Ragequit posted:

He gassed the PYF Jews thread.

Ragequit posted:

He gassed the PYF Jews thread.

Chichevache posted:

What was getting posted in there?

NutritiousSnack posted:

GamerGate is loving funny because it's no different than Feurgson or Zimmerman or Duke Lacrosse Case, despite the stakes being so insanely low.

Smythe posted:

pretty sure barbie ripped kens sewn shut rear end open with a razor sharp spade, gripped his bloody pulsating prostate and squeezed, twisted, and stomped on it until he came. hth, OP.

Volume posted:

Because they are bloated and fat. If you want it back just make a new one.

Something Else posted:

So wait Frykte, did you decide whether to tell her you're a virgin or not? Personally I think you should tell her about everything you went through leading up to your gently caress and make her read the thread.

Frykte posted:

I've decided to decide in the moment. My instincts will know what's best.

EB Nulshit posted:

your instincts told you gently caress the floor

Hobo Siege posted:

Look at all this loving space dust that thinks it's special. IN TEN MILLION YEARS YOU'LL ALL BE DIRT. IN TEN BILLION YEARS YOUR COMPONENT ATOMS WILL HAVE DECAYED INTO NOTHINGNESS. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

princecoo posted:

There is a thread in E/N right now that's full of good lines. "Is it good to tell my escort I'm a virgin?"

Story is, the OP wants to lose his virginity to an escort, but has to wait until after his penis surgery. Penis surgery required to fix it after it got hosed up because of his favored method of masturbation - humping the carpet.

It all lead to this series of posts, which made my day.

Lonely Virgil posted:

The Greek thought the uterus was like a creature and roamed around the body causing havoc and the only to calm it down was give a woman a good dickin.

they are big old dummies.

BKPR posted:

you're just jealous that no one thinks your penis is medicine

Big Beef City posted:

You ever go to gamestop and find that girl working behind the counter, not the hot one, the other one that's still ok and all you want to do is trade in last year's madden for this year's assasins creed but 20 minutes later you're still in the store, in the employee restroom and she's feeding your rear end zelda plush figurines and telling you how she's a bigger man than you are and you just can't stop cumming?

FCKGW posted:

hearing the phrase "cyber Monday" this time of year boils my blood

TVarmy posted:

Fckgw: young boy, what's today?

Boy: why, it's cyber Monday day, sir!

Fckgw: there's still time! do you know amazon? have they sold the new tube thing with a siri trapped inside?

Boy: the one that's as pointless as Bitcoin?

Fckw: the same! go and buy it! merry cyber Monday, one and all!

The Warszawa posted:

Darren Wilson apparently got married last month.

GlyphGryph posted:

Yeah, he had to pull the trigger before she got away.

Magres posted:

Speaking of Confederate apologia, I got chatbanned for a day for calling a guy from a Confedererate clan a "drooling inbred traitor that Sherman should have lit on fire."

MariusLecter posted:

Firmy Shoyombo posted:

Does anyone else use Gamestop as a bank?

I got really pissed off with US Bank because I kept overdrafting my account even though I opted out, and the same thing happened with my credit union when I got a debit card.

Now whenever I get paid, I go preorder a whole shitload of games. Whenever I need money, I go to the nearest gamestop and ask for my money back on a game I don't want and make a withdrawal. The lines are shorter at gamestop than at the bank and I can trade in old games and have money go straight to my savings account. Gamestops are just as prevalent as banks in my town, and I work at a mall, so it's even more convenient than running an errand to the bank or using an ATM and getting charged.

The gamestop people are starting to catch on that I'm just moving money around and only buying one preordered game a year, if that, but there isn't poo poo they can do about it. The best part is, since I always preorder every game coming out I'm still guaranteed to get all the exclusive content whether or not I'm sure I want a certain game. It's like they're rewarding me for banking with them.

Volume posted:

Volume posted:

mind the walrus posted:

I shared it with my friend and he swears up and down it's just a copy/paste from 4chan or some place just like it circa 2009.

mind the walrus posted:

Never let it be said that SA ever has any kind-of high ground compared to the rest of the charnel houses for content on the internet save for its seniority, claims to progeny like 4chan, and some marginally funny memes.

Nanomashoes posted:

I come here to keep ahead of the culture curve.

Krinkle posted:

You know how like ten thousand years ago it was like oh the sun went down guess we all shut down for twelve hours huddling around the one fire for miles and you're complaining you can only read by solar powered desk light for three hours? It's not like "poo poo it's only high noon guess I can't read by desk light yet as it hasn't charged" is a thing either. poo poo you could get two if you like reading at night so goddamn much and read over by the solar powered lamp on the desk for three hours then go read over on the solar powered lamp on the night stand for three hours then if you absolutely can't put down your hunger games part three go ahead and stand in the open refrigerator and read until you pass out from not sleeping.

Mans posted:

My favorite part is how he wants to pay double of what the escort is asking because that means she will be more happy and into it.

mind the walrus posted:

Never let it be said that SA ever has any kind-of high ground compared to the rest of the charnel houses for content on the internet save for its seniority, claims to progeny like 4chan, and some marginally funny memes.

Mans posted:

we say friend of the family and human being 25% less than the competition, so we have that going on our side.

WarpedNaba posted:

And we actually report child-molesters to the FBI, even if they're mods.

theflyingorc posted:

I feel like the FBI was probably aware of tried, convicted, and time served mod Aatrek. We didn't catch the guy in the act or anything.

Aphrodite posted:

Who were trying to doxx him because they didn't like the way he modded and just got lucky.


So the lesson here is doxx everyone you don't like, for the greater good.

Aphrodite posted:

Who were trying to doxx him because they didn't like the way he modded and just got lucky.


So the lesson here is doxx everyone you don't like, for the greater good.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Seems to be the lesson people actually are taking from that.

Ague Proof posted:

A black squiggle (Obama, obviously) says 'Now watch this jive' and pardons a black turkey --covered in dijon mustard-- in front of a teleprompter and says 'if I had a turkey, he'd look just like Turkeyon. If you like your life you can keep your life' while proudly displaying his PEN and PHONE and GOLF-CLUB (helpfully captioned as PEN and PHONE and GOLF-CLUB) and the declaration of indePENdunce lying on the floor, with the 'in' crossed out by Obama's PEN, 'people' replaced with 'folks' and 'Obama DON'T care' over the rest of the document. A snarky badass in the audience remarks 'he keeps droning on'. Below, an obese black circle with breasts pardons a hamburger and fries causing children to cry. Lady Liberty sheds a single tear.

John Denver Hoxha posted:

I looted this gaming console but I think it was a big mistake. Not only did it not cause Barack Obama to fix racist cops forever, but it has the wrong kind of loving RAM what the chrunting shitfuck

Torka posted:

Preface, I'm a 19 year old man, and I'm straight. Some guy I met at the hostel was telling me about how he's a masseur specialising in "Turkish" massages, and offered me one. I thought "cool, sounds like an experience." Anyway so I'm butt naked and this guy just gives me a towel and I go face down on the bed. Eventually he starts giving me the worst massage ever. Just like moving my back around like nothing. It goes on for about 2 mins before he says I should turn over. So I do, silently. And the towel slides off but I'm too overwhelmed by nerves to do anything. So he's just, what I now realise was, just feeling me up. I'm, for the first time in my life, scared stiff. I didn't have the balls to tell him to back off because I thought he might just be really bad at massaging.

Wrong.

I notice he's grazing my balls a lot. And my dick. I was super flaccid for about the first 2 mins but it became impossible to hold back a boner.. This is where it gets bad. He straight up starts jacking me off and within a few seconds I'm done. He flips me over again, feels my back, and then spreads my buttcheeks and I feel his tongue.. Down there (I was screaming in my head). It was this point I realised I am a huge pussy and I can't tell somebody when to stop. I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be done. He flipped me over again and then starting licking my chest.. He then took his shirt off an that's when I said "okay I think I'm done."

I think I was just sexually drooled over. And since I didn't make it clear to him I wasn't into it, and even finished at one point, I don't think there was much illegal stuff happening. It seriously feels like a bad dream. I didn't realise how much of a pussy I was. I was actually just paralysed with confusion and fear.

Phlegmish posted:

I love this forum.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Good because that's an old 4chan post.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Good because that's an old 4chan post.