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...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
At the very least they should shamelessly steal the opening credits from Gentlemen Broncos only with the actual Goosebumps covers.

https://vimeo.com/83566287

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Shoehead posted:

Ugh NK Red Dawn. And also a writer on Disturbia the Rear Window rip off. drat.

Also no Haunted Mask? Really??

Also no Monster Blood or the Girl Who Cried Monster. I mean loving really?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

the Girl Who Cried Monster.

I don't know. Shouldn't she be against the other monsters, considering that her parents ate one of them? Maybe that's a plot twist: at the end of the movie the lead female character reveals herself to be that girl and eat the monsters to save her friends. Yes, even Slappy and the Scarecrow. They're fiber.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




mind the walrus posted:

It's the exact same reason you saw a loving ton of lovely "REMEMBER THE 50s/60s" movies in the 80s and 90s.

But also Back To The Future.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

mind the walrus posted:

Also no Monster Blood or the Girl Who Cried Monster. I mean loving really?

Gotta save something for the sequel.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
HorrorLand movie please

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Kurtofan posted:

HorrorLand movie please

Is that the one where they end up at a monster game show? Cos that was nuts.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Six Degres of Movie Posters: Covergirls to Freaks.

(Includes Discount Non-Union Norris!)











CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Holy poo poo that She Freak poster. I did a double take before realizing that was a snake.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Shoehead posted:

Is that the one where they end up at a monster game show? Cos that was nuts.

Yes! I have must have read it 5 times as a kid.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
It's going to be a real missed opportunity if they don't cast Paul F Tompkins as the voice of the evil dummy that looks like Paul F Tompkins

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It's already got Jack Black as R.L.Stine so Paul F. Thompkins wouldn't be jarring at all.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Goddamn that Killer Force poster is awesome.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MikeJF posted:

But also Back To The Future.

And Stand by Me. Given enough time we'll whittle down the "remember the 80s/90s" properties down to a few works of value too.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Mister Chief posted:

Are new books still being written? I feel like this movie is a good 10 years too late.

This movie is for people who grew up in the 90s to take their children to. It's perfectly timed.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Dick Trauma posted:

Goddamn that Killer Force poster is awesome.

I look at that cast and I think, goddamn why don't they teach you about movies like this in school?

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

District 9 special edition Blu-Ray cover (click for huge)

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Holy poo poo that She Freak poster. I did a double take before realizing that was a snake.

Oh, it's a snake!

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

colonel_korn posted:

District 9 special edition Blu-Ray cover (click for huge)



It's better than a vector drawing of an empty can of catfood, at least.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It's like a fake Polish art poster.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

It's better than a vector drawing of an empty can of catfood, at least.

I'd prefer that.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


"A New Screen Beauty in the Body of a Woman!" As opposed to...?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I think they need to get Jeff Goldblum to reprise his role from one of the Goosebumps computer games where he played Dracula.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I really wish Jurassic World had done an in-universe marketing approach for the teaser phase.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MikeJF posted:

I really wish Jurassic World had done an in-universe marketing approach for the teaser phase.

Yeah I agree. Splashy vacation ads with dinos or something.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Character posters: Come see relatives of that one creepy guy.




Who wants butts?





...and here is another dog poster.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I'm assuming it's a homage.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





Is that a bobblehead of Samuel L Jackson?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
First the Pistorius trial, now this... not a good year for double foot-amputees.

Mr. Squishy fucked around with this message at 12:03 on Nov 27, 2014

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

The MSJ posted:

...and here is another dog poster.


This feels... wrong. Like, that something has gone horribly awry, a fundamental law of some sort has been broken.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Get rid of the tagline and I think it looks nice. What more do you need

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Mr. Squishy posted:

First the Pistorius trial, now this... not a good year for double foot-amputees.

She's gotta be wearing blades. There's no way those are actual boots!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Shoehead posted:

She's gotta be wearing blades. There's no way those are actual boots!

They're blades. She's a spy/assassin who does kicks with literally bladed blades.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


The MSJ posted:

Character posters: Come see relatives of that one creepy guy.



So, is it going to be a drama instead of an light porno? I haven't seen the trailer, by the way (not that interested).

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
What is that loving wig Rita Ora has on? Talk about bad casting, Rita should have been Anastasia or whatever the heroine of this thing is called.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They seem to have written Rita Ora on the poster of Bruno Mars in a wig.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Desperado Bones posted:

So, is it going to be a drama instead of an light porno? I haven't seen the trailer, by the way (not that interested).

The movie is about Christian Grey coming out to his family as an anal vore.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Snapchat A Titty posted:

The movie is about Christian Grey coming out to his family as an anal vore.

Is that where you eat people with your rear end?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


I just noticed the hashtag. #GoodGrief :3:

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Ugh I hate Charlie Brown. I'm baffled as to why its even popular. I know, I know I'm probably that goon but still.

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