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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

"An Andy Sidaris film"

Well, of course it is. Just like all of these movies are:









I think it's safe to say that Andy Sidaris knew what he liked in his movies.

I bought the Andy Sidaris DVD collection at Wal-Mart for $5 bucks just because I wanted more bad movies to watch and have been working my way through them. I was pleasantly surprised by Malibu Express and Picasso Trigger. Malibu seems to be a softcored, lighter-tone version of the John Holmes Johnny Wadd detective porno series with a more sympathetic lead, while Picasso has an intriguing and brutal plot (although you can see twists pretty obviously). They're not good movies, to say the least, but they're entertaining films, and some times that's just what you want.

Also, Sidaris liked the human form whatever the gender. While the giant-breasted fitness models are the focus of the covers, he often lovingly shoots the bodybuilder male leads so you can see every sweat drop glistening off their muscles :gay:

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Young Freud posted:

I bought the Andy Sidaris DVD collection at Wal-Mart for $5 bucks just because I wanted more bad movies to watch and have been working my way through them. I was pleasantly surprised by Malibu Express and Picasso Trigger. Malibu seems to be a softcored, lighter-tone version of the John Holmes Johnny Wadd detective porno series with a more sympathetic lead, while Picasso has an intriguing and brutal plot (although you can see twists pretty obviously). They're not good movies, to say the least, but they're entertaining films, and some times that's just what you want.

Also, Sidaris liked the human form whatever the gender. While the giant-breasted fitness models are the focus of the covers, he often lovingly shoots the bodybuilder male leads so you can see every sweat drop glistening off their muscles :gay:

I can't say this doesn't sound like a good time if you want a movie about dudes or ladies shooting other dudes or ladies.

Infamous Sphere
Nov 8, 2010
Blargh oh my god yes, I have read fanfiction, in a way it's a guilty pleasure/so bad it's good thing. I can't read trashy romance though. Fanfiction..oh god..some of the anatomical limitations are..well..let's just say these women don't very much und
Speaking of the human form...I present to you THE BEST POSTER I SAW TODAY. Are buttocks NSFW?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Infamous Sphere posted:

Speaking of the human form...I present to you THE BEST POSTER I SAW TODAY. Are buttocks NSFW?

I want to believe that this is a European remake of the Ernest movies.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

TheJoker138 posted:

I want to believe that this is a European remake of the Ernest movies.

Ernesto Va A Sedera.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.


Found this while browsing random movie posters.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
I'm not sure if that poster misses the point by a mile or gets it perfectly.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

The use of soap in Fight Club marketing brillinatly sells the point that it is a comedy.
Especially since soap generally washes out the "masculine" stench, not vice versa.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

MrBling posted:



I actually kind of want to watch this.

Generally I hate random movie timejumps, but this works for me.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.
So this is the first Terminator Genisys "poster"

http://www.terminatormovie.com/livingonesheet/#videoModal

A non-audio/video version:

rawillkill fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Dec 2, 2014

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Terminator literally turning into pile of garbage.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
See, it's like 'ashes to ashes, dust to dust.' Guys I think the Terminator might die in this movie :ohdear:

FoneBone
Oct 24, 2004
stupid, stupid rat creatures
Pretty sure it's supposed to be an hourglass

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Looks like a trailer is hitting the end of this week too.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Obviously fake Star Wars Episode VII posters by comics artist Phil Noto



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
These are the things I saw in the teaser.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

davidspackage posted:

These are the things I saw in the teaser.

It's hard to draw a poster based on things you haven't seen.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Jedit posted:

It's hard to draw a poster based on things you haven't seen.

That didn't stop people in the sixties and seventies.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Honestly, I'd be more than happy if that was an official teaser poster. It feels appropriate to a riff on the old Struzan posters. This one feels reflective of the how the new trilogy relates to the old one, or at least how it should. Heavily inspired by the imagery and themes of the old films, but set in the styles of a new generation of creators.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Jedit posted:

It's hard to draw a poster based on things you haven't seen.

I know, I suppose it's unfair of me to say. It's just funny how all the details from the teaser are instantly getting fetishized, like that dude that got the ball robot tattooed on his leg.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!

davidspackage posted:

I know, I suppose it's unfair of me to say. It's just funny how all the details from the teaser are instantly getting fetishized, like that dude that got the ball robot tattooed on his leg.

Hahaha for real? That's amazing.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

davidspackage posted:

I know, I suppose it's unfair of me to say. It's just funny how all the details from the teaser are instantly getting fetishized, like that dude that got the ball robot tattooed on his leg.

I kinda hope that soccerdroid is a minor background character.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Improbable Lobster posted:

I kinda hope that soccerdroid is a minor background character.

Nah. They finally faced facts and realized Hamill is in no state to be put on film, so Luke will have a terrible accident and his brain will be implanted into a soccer-droid.

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

I kinda hope that soccerdroid is a minor background character.

I hope it is replaced by a different design by the time the movie is out.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

davidspackage posted:

I know, I suppose it's unfair of me to say. It's just funny how all the details from the teaser are instantly getting fetishized, like that dude that got the ball robot tattooed on his leg.

I hope the balldroid turns out to be a vehement racist just to gently caress with that guy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Mr. Squishy posted:

I hope the balldroid turns out to be a vehement racist just to gently caress with that guy.

Specifically he's racist towards astromechs like R2D2, the coolest droids.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Mr. Squishy posted:

I hope the balldroid turns out to be a vehement racist just to gently caress with that guy.

*beeperdeboop cheep chew*

"Jesus Space Christ, R3. You don't just SAY things like that about gypsies."

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Balldroid's name is revealed to be SK-1DS

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

rawillkill posted:

So this is the first Terminator Genisys "poster"

http://www.terminatormovie.com/livingonesheet/#videoModal

A non-audio/video version:



It looks like a wine glass.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007



I wonder if the implied meaning of this - that time is running out for the Terminators - is purposeful, in which case that's actually sort of interesting, or just the result of incoherent visual design.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I loving hate that they took the generic as hell subtitle and made it even more obnoxious by putting a Y instead of an I.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Waffleman_ posted:

I loving hate that they took the generic as hell subtitle and made it even more obnoxious by putting a Y instead of an I.

"It's GeniSYS! Get it?! Like System! Give me a bonus."

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Radio Paranoia posted:

It looks like a wine glass.

Finally, the Terminator/Sideways cross over we've all been waiting for.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I did wish everyone in Sideways to be terminated so maybe I'll get at least something out of this trainwreck.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

TheJoker138 posted:

Finally, the Terminator/Sideways cross over we've all been waiting for.

So the ostrich scene for a whole movie.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Wanna do phat rails of that endoskeleton.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

MrBling posted:



I actually kind of want to watch this.
I own this and it's really quite funny

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

GrandpaPants posted:

Obviously fake Star Wars Episode VII posters by comics artist Phil Noto





They were never meant to be passed off as legit, Noto posted those between page breaks from Black Widow (which he is currently KILLING it on) on his twitter feed/blog. I love that guys art style, and it kinda blew me away how fast he pumped those out.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Young Freud posted:

I bought the Andy Sidaris DVD collection at Wal-Mart for $5 bucks just because I wanted more bad movies to watch and have been working my way through them. I was pleasantly surprised by Malibu Express and Picasso Trigger. Malibu seems to be a softcored, lighter-tone version of the John Holmes Johnny Wadd detective porno series with a more sympathetic lead, while Picasso has an intriguing and brutal plot (although you can see twists pretty obviously). They're not good movies, to say the least, but they're entertaining films, and some times that's just what you want.

Also, Sidaris liked the human form whatever the gender. While the giant-breasted fitness models are the focus of the covers, he often lovingly shoots the bodybuilder male leads so you can see every sweat drop glistening off their muscles :gay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMwztXODvMk

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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

ruddiger posted:

They were never meant to be passed off as legit, Noto posted those between page breaks from Black Widow (which he is currently KILLING it on) on his twitter feed/blog. I love that guys art style, and it kinda blew me away how fast he pumped those out.

Oh I didn't mean that they were meant to be passed as legit, but just to underline the fact that they're not official, because the internet.

And yeah, I really dig Noto's art. His series of Marvel "photographs" were amazing. I hope he makes an actual unofficial poster after seeing more than 2 minutes of disjointed scenes.

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