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Got Haggis?
Jul 28, 2002
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
AC Unity for $24 and AC: Black Flag for $9, digital download codes: http://slickdeals.net/f/7476228-assassin-s-creed-unity-24-49-assassin-s-creed-iv-black-flag-9-49-xbox-one-downloads

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Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Frankly I'm surprised someone who's battered their own soul into being able to enjoy Sunset Overdrive is even able to feel something like disgust anymore.

You'd have to be deep fried to enjoy an Xbox One.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Uhhh :stare:

What is that from?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Forza Horizon 2. Those are the unfortunate friends of Turn 10 employees that were let out of their iron lungs for an afternoon to be photographed.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Crafty posted:

wow i thought that thing was a joke. disgusting

Agreed. The Xbox One's Dragon Quest console has a much better looking slime.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sedisp posted:

Agreed. The Xbox One's Dragon Quest console has a much better looking slime.



lol

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Sedisp posted:

Agreed. The Xbox One's Dragon Quest console has a much better looking slime.



pff easily preventable with official streak-free Microsoft Mountain Dew Vent Cleaner

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

The Vince McMahon emoticon is the best thing to happen to this discussion and these forums.

*Unbelievable breaking event* :vince:

Makes me smile.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Sedisp posted:

Agreed. The Xbox One's Dragon Quest console has a much better looking slime.



Wtf is that poo poo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The all in cum entertainment system

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Zuhzuhzombie!! posted:

I'd potentially buy one if the slime were frosted.

just use a fine grain sander jeez

Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006

echronorian posted:

Wtf is that poo poo

The xbox one. :v:

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


echronorian posted:

Wtf is that poo poo

Secret Sauce.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Looks like MS might be spreading the good news of selling 720,000 consoles on black friday to take the edge of an awful morning for them.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

shadow puppet of a posted:

Looks like MS might be spreading the good news of selling 720,000 consoles on black friday to take the edge of an awful morning for them.

Wouldn't that be less than the sold last year?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




shadow puppet of a posted:

Looks like MS might be spreading the good news of selling 720,000 consoles on black friday to take the edge of an awful morning for them.

That number's from VG Chartz. :cripes:

360 apparently sold 750k on Black Friday 2 years ago.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!


I swear Xbone digital codes are like playing the stock market. I can always wait for the price to bottom out after they flood the market. I don't think I've paid over $25 for a Bone game yet. Thanks Phil Games Spencer.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Are these games good?

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Spacebump posted:

Are these games good?

Apparently Unity is awful but I'm sure it'll be fixed. Luckily it's dirt cheap. Black Flag was fun for all the wrong reasons. Nothing AC-related was very good but being a pirate was great. Fighting the Legendary ships was a blast. I wanted DLC with more of them.

For $9 bucks you should have plenty of fun.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Spacebump posted:

Are these games good?

Black Flag is. Unity is worth exactly zero dollars.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Sedisp posted:

Black Flag is. Unity is worth exactly zero dollars.
I can assure you that Unity isn't even worth zero dollars.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Black flag is def good I had fun fighting sharks

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


echronorian posted:

Black flag is def good I had fun fighting sharks

Someone gift it to Crafty then.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Every time someone mentions Unity I think they're trash-talking the game engine of the same name.

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

Sedisp posted:

Agreed. The Xbox One's Dragon Quest console has a much better looking slime.



And round it goes this thing of ours, year old jokes.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wish I had two more arms so I could give this game system FOUR THUMBS DOWN Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

I'm Rick James bitch



UUUUUUUUUUUNITY

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

shadow puppet of a posted:

Someone gift it to Crafty then.

I bought it for 7 pounds, DIGITALLY!!

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Crafty posted:

And round it goes this thing of ours, year old joke.

But enough about the Xbox One.

Teresa Heinz-Kirby
Jan 2, 2007

i was here first i had a reservation

Shadeoses posted:

Every time someone mentions Unity I think they're trash-talking the game engine of the same name.

I make little phone thingies in Unity and googling "Unity rendering issue blah blah" has been useless. It's page after page of faceless Ubisoft monsters.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Slightly better image of that PS4, the slime is apparently an USB port protector. Still looks pretty crappy, but not as horrible.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

gschmidl posted:

Slightly better image of that PS4, the slime is apparently an USB port protector. Still looks pretty crappy, but not as horrible.



It would be cool if it changed colour depending on the temperature of the console.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


i still want the slime ps4

maybe even more than the white xbox :wth:

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

Shadeoses posted:

Every time someone mentions Unity I think they're trash-talking the game engine of the same name.

No, that thing actually works.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Those slime ps4s might be worth something in a few years unlike an Xbox One

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

gschmidl posted:

Slightly better image of that PS4, the slime is apparently an USB port protector. Still looks pretty crappy, but not as horrible.



Finally, something interesting on the ps4.

Sedisp posted:

But enough about the Xbox One.

This is the laziest repeated post we see here. "Yeah! But enough about the Xbox one :smuggo: :lol: :laffo:

Please try harder

echronorian posted:

Those slime ps4s might be worth something in a few years unlike an Xbox One

Yeah in a museum as the last console Sony ever made.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Crafty posted:

Finally, something interesting on the ps4.

Eh, I laughed

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Crafty posted:

And round it goes this thing of ours, year old jokes.

That's true, let's talk more about Knack instead.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Fool me once slime on you fool me twice slime on me

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best
I'm trying to get my cat to poo poo on my xbox so I can join in on this wacky new age console design fun.

Trickier than you might think.

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Crafty posted:

I'm trying to get my cat to poo poo on my xbox so I can join in on this wacky new age console design fun.

Trickier than you might think.

He's trying not to get burned. :mad:

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