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Oberleutnant posted:I'd rather not get prosecuted for assault. Get consistently owned by a literal slave then lol.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:25 |
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I'd never turn down a free lunch.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:25 |
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Bape Culture posted:Get consistently owned by a literal slave then lol. Oh you mean the butler? He's a fairly okay dude actually, I think he just has a massive case of stockholm syndrome going on.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:26 |
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Now picturing him as Dobby, thought you ought to know.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:38 |
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Guavanaut posted:Clinton's in 'Christmas Shits' shocker: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/council-estate-x-mas-card-withdrawn-112047293.html#oxPsBww quote:Labour MP Kerry McCarthy also stepped into the row, tweeting: "Wow, this is so wrong". beep boop thing is wrong/right end statement
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:40 |
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Pissflaps posted:I'd never turn down a free lunch. What if it was roast beef monster munch prepared* by Jamie Oliver *he cuts them into triangles
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:46 |
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Bape Culture posted:Knock him out then. Posh people are almost always massive fannies. This is a bit inappropriate mate. It's easy to point out that posh people need a kicking without using gendered insults.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:49 |
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Vitamin P posted:This is a bit inappropriate mate. It's easy to point out that posh people need a kicking without using gendered insults. Nah.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:53 |
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Party Boat posted:You could be our man / woman on the inside ober, raise the portcullis at the designated time and a crack team of ukmt posters will ride in and put all inside to the fire and sword We can't afford horses
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:54 |
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I never said on horses, we can probably nick some of those little scooters off some kids
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:55 |
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The card in question from last page: Inside text: quote:1. He Has[sic] a serial record for breaking and entering!
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:55 |
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I'm just surprised and, yes, saddened that one of the most vociferously left-wing posters in this thread has been exposed as a paid lackey for one of the worst capitalists imaginable. The whole thing's unconscionable.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:58 |
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Vitamin P posted:This is a bit inappropriate mate. It's easy to point out that posh people need a kicking without using gendered insults. Men can have fannies.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:59 |
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Spooky Hyena posted:3. He only works once a year The lack of internal logic here is worse than anything else.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:59 |
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Burqa King posted:I'm just surprised and, yes, saddened that one of the most vociferously left-wing posters in this thread has been exposed as a paid lackey for one of the worst capitalists imaginable. The whole thing's unconscionable. i used to not give a flying gently caress about class politics until i worked for a duke for a few years. Truly i am thankful for even my class consciousness was acquired with the guidance and help of my social superiors whom i shoulld learn to admire and obey
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:00 |
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Pissflaps posted:Men can have fannies. So? It's still a gendered insult.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:03 |
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Vitamin P posted:So? It's still a gendered insult. How can it be if sex organs do not dictate gender?
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:05 |
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Is dafcun also bad? Coz you seem like one son.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:08 |
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More evidence of the Beeb's lefty bias: one of their senior political producers has quit to go work as UKIP's communications director. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30366982
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:37 |
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Pissflaps posted:How can it be if sex organs do not dictate gender? Because insults exist in a wider context, sex organs not dictating gender is true but it's still a quite specifically progressive view that lots of people would disagree with and that certainly hasn't permeated as deeply as 'women are weak and can be battered' and 'vagina = woman', which were clearly the ideas being played off of in the joke.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:51 |
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lol Vitamin Penis
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:51 |
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u sound like a cock mate. also pissflaps there is no such thing as a free lunch
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:51 |
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Pissflaps posted:Men can have fannies. only in america
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:52 |
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I've had free lunches before.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:55 |
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there was always a catch
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:57 |
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I had a free lunch at my mother's just a week ago.
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# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:58 |
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oh come on that's clearly not free. for a start you'll have to look after her in her old age, make sure she doesn't get ripped off by some suave bitcoin conman or something. then when she is immobile or senile ensure that she is living somewhere that doesn't abuse her, or take care of her yourself. and the final payback, if you out live her, is that you'll have to help organise her funeral / deliver eulogy and decide on the spread at the wake. that's hardly a free loving lunch.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:03 |
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I'd do that whether she made me lunch or not.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:05 |
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but would she have made you the lunch if she didn't think you would?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:07 |
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I don't see why not.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:08 |
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well she might just think you were out for a free lunch
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:10 |
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If it wasn't a parmo then that's your opportunity cost right there
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:10 |
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http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/07/champagne-house-of-lords-reform-taxpayer Austerity measures affecting the house of lords' catering allegedly not coming to fruition, due to concerns about the quality of the food and champagne.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:11 |
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Just get on benefits I hear they get free lunches and flat screen TVs all the time
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:13 |
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baka kaba posted:If it wasn't a parmo then that's your opportunity cost right there When necessary I'm the parmo maker in my family.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:13 |
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Or become an MP or lord or royal then all your lunches are free forever
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:14 |
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Breakfast, dinner and tea. There is no lunch.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:16 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:Breakfast, dinner and tea. There is no lunch. Why is it a packed lunch but it's a school dinner?! Broken Britain right there.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:17 |
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lunch is for wimps
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:17 |
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JFairfax posted:lunch is for wimps see how easy it is?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:24 |