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Geoj posted:Can we start a three page derail about how coffee is horrible for your health, only manchildren and fats drink it and you should really only drink water because that's what our ancestors evolved drinking? Christ man, calm down. This sort of thing is a bit preemptive don't you think?
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Geoj posted:Can we start a three page derail about how coffee is horrible for your health, only manchildren and fats drink it and you should really only drink water because that's what our ancestors evolved drinking? 
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Dec 9, 2014 04:49
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do this with a fresh egg straight from the chicken for that bespoke salmonella taste #lifehack
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Dec 9, 2014 06:00
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You would need your coffee to be at 170 degrees ferinheight for 11-15 minutes to get the eggs that cooked. This just a joke. And my source http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/10/the-food-lab-science-of-how-to-cook-perfect-boiled-eggs.html
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Dec 9, 2014 06:07
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Geoj posted:Can we start a three page derail about how coffee is horrible for your health, only manchildren and fats drink it and you should really only drink water because that's what our ancestors evolved drinking? Trap sprung.
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Shwqa posted:You would need your coffee to be at 170 degrees ferinheight for 11-15 minutes to get the eggs that cooked. This just a joke. Yes, it is a joke.
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Dec 9, 2014 06:12
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Pour coffee in your butt to get caffeinated faster. Huh I wonder if caffeine suppositories are a thing? EDIT: THEY'RE A THING
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Geoj posted:Can we start a three page derail about how coffee is horrible for your health, only manchildren and fats drink it and you should really only drink water because that's what our ancestors evolved drinking?  Holy gently caress, what? HAHAHAHA It's real real?  It would had been hilarious if they had gotten the coffee-shits.
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Dec 9, 2014 06:29
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FutonForensic posted:Pour coffee in your butt to get caffeinated faster. "1000mg caffeine suppositories, tagline: "ride the rear end dragon!" Whelp I guess humans had a good run.
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"Ride the rear end dragon" sounds like a tagline for caffeinated dildo lube.
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Dec 9, 2014 06:53
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How you guys have been on the internet for this long and not heard of coffee enemas is the real question, honestly. e: If it will fit into a butt, humanity has already put it in there. If it won't fit into a butt? Humanity will find a way to put it in there.
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Dec 9, 2014 08:01
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You may think something doesn't fit in a butt, but someone already proved you wrong.
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Dec 9, 2014 08:28
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Magic Hate Ball posted:"Ride the rear end dragon" sounds like a tagline for caffeinated dildo lube. Is that a thing?
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Trent posted:Is that a thing? The only lube-excreting dragon dildos I know about are caffeine-free.
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:How you guys have been on the internet for this long and not heard of coffee enemas is the real question, honestly. I can attest that man has, and continue to, put things up a butt that should never, ever be up a butt. For example, the man who put a huge, gently caress off dragon dildo up his bum, and now he has a colostomy bag. I would link it, but after 30 seconds I never want to google dildos and colostomy bags again. Plus it was  as gently caress.
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Dec 9, 2014 09:52
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SomeJazzyRat posted:I can attest that man has, and continue to, put things up a butt that should never, ever be up a butt. Was it this goon? GE CAFE posted:I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.
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Dec 9, 2014 15:04
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Only eat eggs made from civet coffee so you don't have to worry about poopy eggs.
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Dec 9, 2014 15:19
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Sembeo has this page, which includes some old favourites from this thread. Some of them are new, though.
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My Lovely Horse posted:You may think something doesn't fit in a butt, but someone already proved you wrong. Anything is an enema if you try hard enough.
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MissEchelon posted:do this with a fresh egg straight from the chicken for that bespoke salmonella taste Lifehack: Live in a country where the risk of gettin salmonella by eating raw eggs is virtually non-existent 
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Thanks to the recently-released torture report, we know even the CIA is getting into the act! Edit: Some additional choice quotes "[w]hile IV infusion is safe and effective, we were impressed with the ancillary effectiveness of rectal infusion on ending the water refusal in a similar case" "[r]egarding the rectal tube, if you place it and open up the IV tubing, the flow will self regulate, sloshing up the large intestines" "[w]hat I infer is that you get a tube up as far as you can, then open the IV wide. No need to squeeze the bag - let gravity do the work" (positioned in a "forward-facing position with the head lower than torso") Bhodi has a new favorite as of 18:37 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Bhodi posted:Thanks to the recently-released torture report, we know even the CIA is getting into the act! 
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"Rectal exams" conducted with "excessive force"? What were they examining exactly? Oh wait, they were also self-admitted sexual assaulters. Edit: Stopping, because this isn't funny anymore. Bhodi has a new favorite as of 19:00 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Dec 9, 2014 18:57
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This CIA stuff is 100% schaden, 0% freude.
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Yeah, I don't think this is the right thread for something like that.  e: Not saying this as a mod, just as a poster. LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 22:56 on Dec 9, 2014 |
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Dec 9, 2014 22:45
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Bhodi posted:"Rectal exams" conducted with "excessive force"? What were they examining exactly? Oh wait, they were also self-admitted sexual assaulters. Is the CIA basically admitting to raping people? Jesus. 
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Am I too late for the coffee derail? Because I legit would like to know why people demand their coffee so hot that it can blister skin and get pissed at places that serve it even one degree colder. I don't like having to wait 5-10 minutes after I receive something before I can drink it. So am I still able to ask that or is the thread talking about something diff- 
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So yeah, this page is a bad page, and I'm posting in the vain hope of getting to a cleaner, shinier, newer page free of horrific butt stuff. Lifehack: Poop out your butt like a animal indeed.
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Screaming Idiot posted:So yeah, this page is a bad page, and I'm posting in the vain hope of getting to a cleaner, shinier, newer page free of horrific butt stuff. Hydrate up your butt like an enemy-combatant detainee.
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Choco1980 posted:Am I too late for the coffee derail? Because I legit would like to know why people demand their coffee so hot that it can blister skin and get pissed at places that serve it even one degree colder. I don't like having to wait 5-10 minutes after I receive something before I can drink it. I used to part-time at a convenience store and we had one insufferable customer who would complain every goddamn morning that our coffee was too cold. One blustery morning, she paid for her too-cold coffee and went to leave, when a gust of wind blew the door back at her, causing her to spill her coffee all over herself. Her comment? "IT'S HOT!" You're goddamn right, bitch--it's hot 
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She probably burned all of the nerves off her tongue from drinking boiling coffee for years and couldn't tell.
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Plinkey posted:She probably burned all of the nerves off her tongue from drinking boiling coffee for years and couldn't tell. I don't understand how everyone I know can do this, how can you stand drinking freshly brewed coffee still boiling hot from the pot without recoiling from pain?
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FutonForensic posted:Pour coffee in your butt to get caffeinated faster. I bet they don't go down (up?) as smooth as a good french roast. We should ask these people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bznDjbQLzMo
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Instant Jellyfish posted:I bet they don't go down (up?) as smooth as a good french roast. We should ask these people. NOOO don't pour coffee into your butt I don't own a cheetah and my mind is addled with thoughts of butt coffee, this is the worst Tuesday ever. ~The best part of waking up... is Folgers in MY rear end~
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PYF Stupid Life Hacks: Eat with your butt like a detainee
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pandaK posted:I don't understand how everyone I know can do this, how can you stand drinking freshly brewed coffee still boiling hot from the pot without recoiling from pain? Same reason I can handle hot pans and food with my bare hands after working in a kitchen for several years. You lose sensitivity to heat after enough exposure over time.
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http://www.brit.co/jewelry-organizers/ http://www.buzzfeed.com/pippa/25-clever-diy-ways-to-keep-your-jewelry-organized-5ocb Stack plates on top of shot glasses for that stylish yet precarious look! Found some twigs and mouldy wood in the garden? Use them to decorate your house! Out of ideas entirely? Glue a plastic animal to it, that always looks good!
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Nettle Soup posted:http://www.brit.co/jewelry-organizers/ My wife did the last one, the drawer knob thing. It works really well and kinda looks neat. Don't judge.
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Turfahurf posted:Same reason I can handle hot pans and food with my bare hands after working in a kitchen for several years. You lose sensitivity to heat after enough exposure over time. It also seems like there are people who somehow never learned how to sip stuff, and instead try to just pour the liquid into their mouth.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:It also seems like there are people who somehow never learned how to sip stuff, and instead try to just pour the liquid into their mouth. No joke, someone I knew in high school got unreasonably annoyed with me because I wouldn't do this with piping hot tomato soup even though "THAT'S HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!"
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