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Stanley Pain
Jun 16, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I see Alpha Player is the new term for Mega Spergy + Retarded :getin: Forgot who Feedz right hand man guy bro was but jfc that guy was a mega sperg. Also holder of the Drinkfist Rage award.

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DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
In further Archeage related news, the game has received an award as part of Massively's Best of 2014 award series. The award? Biggest Story of the Year! The news is not as good as it sounds though.

Massively's Jeff Rehard posted:

There are probably bigger stories in terms of hits but for me the biggest story is the horror show that is ArcheAge. At this point it's like a case study in how to destroy an MMORPG, and while it's heartbreaking that it's happened to such a feature-rich and full-of-potential game, I can't look away from the dumpster fire. There's a new indignity every week -- sometimes every couple of days -- whereas most MMO-related stories make headlines for a day or two and then flame out. Not AA, though; the tragicomedy just keeps on coming.

You heard it here first folks! AA is the #1 MMO dumpster fire of the year!

http://massively.joystiq.com/2014/12/09/massivelys-best-of-2014-awards-biggest-story-of-the-year/

DapperDraculaDeer fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 10, 2014

Deutsch Nozzle
Mar 29, 2008

#1 Macklemore fan
dumpster fire is a good way to describe archeage

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Tomorrow's headline: Jeff Rehard found dead, himurak wanted for questioning.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I...I don't read these sites but I assumed they all just voted everything 8+/10 and talked about how great the game they were paid to review was.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

glug posted:

I...I don't read these sites but I assumed they all just voted everything 8+/10 and talked about how great the game they were paid to review was.

Your impression is legitimately what Massively normally is, but even they have to point out what a shitshow this game is.

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
Massively is kind of odd. Its columnists who write about a specific game actually play the game they cover so their reporting is universally favorable. I really dont know if it is fair to expect anything more since those columnists are probably paid next to nothing so they are playing/writing because they actually enjoy the game.

The news coverage on Massively on the other hand is actually ok as far as gaming news sites goes. Their tone is generally optimistic, but they do report on how badly MMO are doing. In one recent example they reported on how poor Wildstar's developer, Carbine is rated by employees on Glassdoor.com. Still, for one of Massively's people to describe a game as a "dumpster fire" is not normal.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Yeah, I'm not insinuating its a nefarious thing. Its just reporting is generally done by someone who enjoys the game. So its usually fanboy level articles until the writer gets bored with the game.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

I just love that AA's dumpster fire was a bigger story than titan's cancellation

:allears:

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Bauxite posted:

I just love that AA's dumpster fire was a bigger story than titan's cancellation

:allears:

A Blizzard canceled game is nothing surprising, especially when we knew nothing about Titan anyways.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

I said come in! posted:

A Blizzard canceled game is nothing surprising, especially when we knew nothing about Titan anyways.

It's a bigger deal than another kmmo being lovely. Blizzard's canceled like what, 3 games at this point that we know about? And how many lovely kmmos are there? (all of them)

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Bauxite posted:

It's a bigger deal than another kmmo being lovely. Blizzard's canceled like what, 3 games at this point that we know about? And how many lovely kmmos are there? (all of them)

I guess so. I'm a pretty huge Blizzard fan and Titans cancellation did nothing for me. I was more broken up about StarCraft Ghosts. I guess if I knew more about what Titan was suppose to be I would have cared, but all I ever heard about the game was rumors, and none of it was interesting.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
for those of you who really had issues about this thread, here is your chance to post!

Kewpah has made a state of games post for discussion
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686572

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Third World Reggin posted:

for those of you who really had issues about this thread, here is your chance to post!

Kewpah has made a state of games post for discussion
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686572

I'm amazed and relieved that no one has put the Tokaii post in the scrapbook yet.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Widestancer posted:

I'm amazed and relieved that no one has put the Tokaii post in the scrapbook yet.

I put the SCT chatlog there but edited it out because I wasn't sure if it was appropriate

wtfmoses
Dec 21, 2004

Get serias
Not that it matters but I closed the offsite forum. 2/2 on running off site forums for immediately doomed MMO's.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
The trick is off site forums are not really needed for most things.

People that think they are are normally misguided or confused about what threads you could create on the popular gay site forums dot something awful dot com.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Finndo posted:

Could someone explain the whole Forestcrow thing? My assumption was it was some sort of faux-clever goon plan to create a fake enemy guild.

Goons tried to take Freedich Island at launch, this happened:



Then they all poopsocked to 50 and used their hold on Freedich to increase their lead on the cash grind.

CoffeeBooze posted:

In further Archeage related news, the game has received an award as part of Massively's Best of 2014 award series. The award? Biggest Story of the Year! The news is not as good as it sounds though.


You heard it here first folks! AA is the #1 MMO dumpster fire of the year!

http://massively.joystiq.com/2014/12/09/massivelys-best-of-2014-awards-biggest-story-of-the-year/

AA's localization was a cascade of failures and hellgrind but how did it beat Waiting for Warplots? Though I guess giving everyone their own plot of land is a point in Wildstar's favor.

Nien
Apr 29, 2013
Dumpster fire is excellent writing. I would use this but dumpster is not a word where I am from.

tatersyum
Feb 12, 2006

Unguided posted:

Goons tried to take Freedich Island at launch, this happened:


Don't forget goons organized a large trip to Freedich on day four and lost about 40 packs to Feedz. I came home to so many people freaking out about FC and it so was hilarious.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Did goons lose those packs or did the Wicked guys we were escorting? Maybe I'm thinking of a different day. Is that the one where the "leaders" of GS at the time weren't online so someone else was running it and they made a few mistakes, they weren't in direct contact with Wicked, and FC swooped in with a massive Cutter? I guess that couldn't have been on day 4, could it?

Arcade
Sep 10, 2007

Charles Bukowski posted:

Did goons lose those packs or did the Wicked guys we were escorting? Maybe I'm thinking of a different day. Is that the one where the "leaders" of GS at the time weren't online so someone else was running it and they made a few mistakes, they weren't in direct contact with Wicked, and FC swooped in with a massive Cutter? I guess that couldn't have been on day 4, could it?

I think Dodgy was the guild leader at that point, but not there at the time. I think that was the first of the two huge losses that led to the pack tax on Freedich. The other being DBRB's infamous radar skills being put to use that had us thinking FC was teleporting and poo poo.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I thought it was acting weird too, but I chocked it up to draw distance issues and the horrendous slowdown I used to experience before I disabled multithreading.

Tempus Thales
May 11, 2012

Artwork by Tempus Thales
RIP aagoons.com

Game is dead.
Guild is dead.
Forums are dead.

"ArcheAge Goons - Goodbye forever. You did this to yourselves. The forum has been backed up as it was. This message will linger for the time being. Unless an actual purpose for having this forum is discovered, it will be taken down permanently."

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The aagoons admins were the real heroes of this game

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

Charles Bukowski posted:

Did goons lose those packs or did the Wicked guys we were escorting? Maybe I'm thinking of a different day. Is that the one where the "leaders" of GS at the time weren't online so someone else was running it and they made a few mistakes, they weren't in direct contact with Wicked, and FC swooped in with a massive Cutter? I guess that couldn't have been on day 4, could it?

I ran some packs into the ground due to dumbs when like dodgy was out and stormgale was missing and kim was afk and basically anyone who pvpd or did stuff was not around. I failed pretty hard that time, but it was like a month in or something, not day 4.

Arcade
Sep 10, 2007

glug posted:

I ran some packs into the ground due to dumbs when like dodgy was out and stormgale was missing and kim was afk and basically anyone who pvpd or did stuff was not around. I failed pretty hard that time, but it was like a month in or something, not day 4.

I really doubt the outcome of that trip would have been any different otherwise. They knew we were coming and you can't be expected to bring an army for every Freedich run.

If anything, Goonrathi had the right idea around that time of just running clipper fulls at odd hours and not mentioning it in guild chat or general idiot chat.

tatersyum
Feb 12, 2006

Charles Bukowski posted:

Did goons lose those packs or did the Wicked guys we were escorting? Maybe I'm thinking of a different day. Is that the one where the "leaders" of GS at the time weren't online so someone else was running it and they made a few mistakes, they weren't in direct contact with Wicked, and FC swooped in with a massive Cutter? I guess that couldn't have been on day 4, could it?

No this was day 4 of the headstart, two weeks before drama happened. We only had around 4 50s in the guild and it was nearly every goons first trip to Freedich

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

glug posted:

I ran some packs into the ground due to dumbs when like dodgy was out and stormgale was missing and kim was afk and basically anyone who pvpd or did stuff was not around. I failed pretty hard that time, but it was like a month in or something, not day 4.

Its okay buddy, I didn't care then and I don't care now. I was just happy to see what this whole naval battle thing was about, and I had fun. Not everyone felt the same way though, I remember hearing some very annoyed voices on the mumble. gently caress em.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I just felt bad for getting dudes killed. In hindsight though it was pretty crazy seeing this little clipper with 10 guys on it come racing in, cut us off, and then basically murder us all in a heartbeat with gliders and aoes and and gear and all of the other things we weren't doing.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tempus Thales posted:

RIP aagoons.com

Game is dead.
Guild is dead.
Forums are dead.

"ArcheAge Goons - Goodbye forever. You did this to yourselves. The forum has been backed up as it was. This message will linger for the time being. Unless an actual purpose for having this forum is discovered, it will be taken down permanently."

The only thing I'll miss is the super cool wiki page on trade routes. I guess I could make something similar in a spreadsheet, but :effort:

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
I was there when we helped wicked go for freedich, during those runs we lost like 4-5 packs total out of all of the ones I was on.

Then during the prime FC tax season I lost 1 ship to sugoi and got 2 ships in to get my bungalow, which is pretty rad btw.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I feel bad for Wtfmoses, two really good forums ruined by horrible games. Guy is gonna develop a complex or something.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.
Not sure if anyone has linked this yet, apparently video of 1.7 from the Korean version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMB5obcPL0Q

Edit: I guess it's a tutorial, with some game footage and some cutscenes? Not sure.

Finndo fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 11, 2014

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Finndo posted:

Not sure if anyone has linked this yet, apparently video of 1.7 from the Korean version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMB5obcPL0Q

Edit: I guess it's a tutorial, with some game footage and some cutscenes? Not sure.

Doesn't a game still have to be online to receive a content update though?

I mean, its the second week of December and Trion hasn't even bothered to do a Xmas promotion. I'm guessing the player metrics are gently caress-awful and they're just coasting along going "gently caress it".

DapperDraculaDeer
Aug 4, 2007

Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.
A Christmas promotion usually involves a sale. Something tells me after the recent "gift" as an apology for the down time Trion has no interest in giving out any further discounts. They are probably also trying to just keep their heads down and not draw any further attention to the game for now. There has been a lot of incredibly negative publicity lately.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

CoffeeBooze posted:

There has been a lot of incredibly negative publicity lately.


I feel pretty proud of that. Go team, getting the word out so at least the goons late to the party don't waste time on it.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CoffeeBooze posted:

A Christmas promotion usually involves a sale. Something tells me after the recent "gift" as an apology for the down time Trion has no interest in giving out any further discounts. They are probably also trying to just keep their heads down and not draw any further attention to the game for now. There has been a lot of incredibly negative publicity lately.

I can't imagine any functional business not taking advantage of Xmas hype to make extra money.

I suppose the key word is "functional".

wtfmoses
Dec 21, 2004

Get serias

SumYungGui posted:

I feel bad for Wtfmoses, two really good forums ruined by horrible games. Guy is gonna develop a complex or something.

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

wtfmoses posted:

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.



Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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