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All you married/child having folk bragging about your cooking for two or more and being able to share chores and tax relief is very upsetting to me, a person living alone. Every fresh food purchase is a balance between paying the small portion premium and having half of it go off before I can use it.  e: December 1927, The United Kingdom and the Kingdom of Iraq sign a Treaty of Alliance and Amity, an agreement upheld to this very day. big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans
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Dec 10, 2014 23:00
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Oberleutnant posted:Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans Watching a sick child struggle to breathe in a damp room full of mold.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:04
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Umiapik posted:Are you the same guy who was claiming that he didn't have the money and/ or time to take showers? I can't be arsed to go back and check but you certainly sound like him. Are you the same guy likes to gently caress small children?
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Dec 10, 2014 23:04
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Mr Cuddles posted:Watching a sick child struggle to breathe in a damp room full of mold.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:06
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Are you the same guy likes to gently caress small children? It sounds like him
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Dec 10, 2014 23:06
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Mr Cuddles posted:Watching a sick child struggle to breathe in a damp room full of mold. Only if he's eating half-size tins of baked beans.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:06
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Pesky Splinter posted:Only if he's eating half-size tins of baked beans. a sick child struggling to breath in a mouldy room, with a single serving tin of baked beans he can't eat because he doesn't have a tin opener. e: and his dog's dead
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Dec 10, 2014 23:07
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the dog had three legs and was blind
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Dec 10, 2014 23:08
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I can eat a whole big tin of beans by myself.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:09
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Pesmerga posted:Also, re avatar - who'd you upset?
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Dec 10, 2014 23:10
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Oberleutnant posted:Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans 
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Dec 10, 2014 23:10
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Pissflaps posted:I can eat a whole big tin of beans by myself. Anyone that says they can't is being precious.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:11
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Oberleutnant posted:the dog had three legs and was blind Had the dog TRIED having four legs, or really made a good effort at being able to see? Lack of boot-wearing ability is no excuse to stop bootstrapping.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:12
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Pissflaps posted:I can eat a whole big tin of beans by myself. Who's a big strong boy!?
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Oberleutnant posted:Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans 
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Dec 10, 2014 23:13
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yep. that'll do it.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:15
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That happened to me (Kind of, when I was 6 I said I wanted to leave home because they wouldn't change my name to Mary so my mum packed my bag and my dad drove me round asking where I wanted to be dropped off). My mum did tell me I'd never be pretty but I was about 13 then.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:16
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Sundayturks posted:Had the dog TRIED having four legs, or really made a good effort at being able to see? Lack of boot-wearing ability is no excuse to stop bootstrapping. There's a small crumpled note next to the dog. It reads; "ATOS Work Capabilty Assessment:
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Dec 10, 2014 23:19
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hookerbot 5000 posted:That happened to me Nooo!
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Dec 10, 2014 23:19
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Did you know that the recommended serving listed on a box of cadbury's chocolate fingers is 4, just 4 chocolate fingers. I find this laughable.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:20
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Oberleutnant posted:Is there anything in the world more depressing than those half-sized single serving tins of beans Watching an old man double-check the coins in his hand to make sure he's got enough money for one.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:23
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TheHoodedClaw posted:Watching an old man double-check the coins in his hand to make sure he's got enough money for one. 
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Dec 10, 2014 23:24
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Carrier posted:Did you know that the recommended serving listed on a box of cadbury's chocolate fingers is 4, just 4 chocolate fingers. I find this laughable. You can get more than four fingers in your mouth at once? Text me
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Dec 10, 2014 23:24
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JFairfax posted:You can get more than four fingers in your mouth at once? I imagine I could get 10 in if I truly wanted to, that would kind of ruin the enjoyment of the act though I think.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:25
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Carrier posted:Did you know that the recommended serving listed on a box of cadbury's chocolate fingers is 4, just 4 chocolate fingers. I find this laughable. That's so they can keep the percentages down on the gda.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:26
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TheHoodedClaw posted:Watching an old man double-check the coins in his hand to make sure he's got enough money for one. That's it I'm going to bed
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Dec 10, 2014 23:27
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My favourite is the 50g bag of Mini Cheddars whose nutritional values on the front are listed for a 25g portion. It's all redundant anyway, because one portion is always 'the entire bag/pack'.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:27
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Mr Cuddles posted:That's it I'm going to bed It's important to remind yourself of the horrors of existence on a daily basis. The angst will keep you sharp and angry.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:28
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Just remembered something about the whole Andy Burnham controversy: as Health Secretary, Burnham brought in a rule that the NHS would always be the preferred bidder in tenders. In February 2010, NHS trade unions actually asked Burnham to restart the tender after the last NHS bidder dropped out, and he refused. The NHS is hosed. 
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Dec 10, 2014 23:34
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Oberleutnant posted:It's important to remind yourself of the horrors of existence on a daily basis. The angst will keep you sharp and angry. It's okay he's going to bed. Presumably to think about the countless others who don't have such luxury awaiting them
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Dec 10, 2014 23:37
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Mr Cuddles posted:That's it I'm going to bed You sick gently caress, wanking over the thought of old men not being able to pay for beans
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Dec 10, 2014 23:40
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JFairfax posted:You sick gently caress, wanking over the thought of old men not being able to pay for beans Mr Cuddles is IDS?
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Dec 10, 2014 23:42
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Carrier posted:I imagine I could get 10 in if I truly wanted to, that would kind of ruin the enjoyment of the act though I think.
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Dec 10, 2014 23:44
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Foodchat: I walk past M&S on my way home and buy whatever looks tasty and expires that day so it's really cheap and generally better quality than other supermarkets. Also posh people never buy discounted stuff so there's always something decent going.
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Dec 11, 2014 00:07
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Nowt wrong with a cup o beans man (you could put a sausage in it, make it a savoury 99)
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Dec 11, 2014 00:24
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tonight i had a cheese toastie for dinner. then a whole pack of star mix at the cinema.
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Dec 11, 2014 00:42
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hookerbot 5000 posted:That happened to me I hope you deed polled yourself to Mary status when you were old enough!
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Dec 11, 2014 00:53
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Pesky Splinter posted:There's a small crumpled note next to the dog. It reads; What is this, "Goons write country songs"?
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El Scotch posted:What is this, "Goons write country songs"? We're all singing the Austerity Blues.
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