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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

maffew buildings posted:

Punk is a larger than average guy but i don't see how he isn't going to look smaller and physically outclassed at middleweight. RIP CM Phil

I'm of a similar build as punk and I would absolutely go down to 170 if I were to fight. Though again I have no idea what Punk's actual weight is.
I'm 6'2" 190 fwiw.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Dangersim posted:

I'm of a similar build as punk and I would absolutely go down to 170 if I were to fight. Though again I have no idea what Punk's actual weight is.
I'm 6'2" 190 fwiw.

Were you planning on going pro? Our online relationship (you telling me when I've done something stupid on a forum) means that I would be very invested in hootin' and hollerin' for you to kill a man.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I too would encourage you not to take the doctor's advice to use pain medication after you get smashed in an MMA bout and injured. Here for u bro

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Punk is like 6'1" or 6'2" and 220 according to wrestling so yes he's going to cut 15 pounds and get mauled

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Captain Log posted:

Were you planning on going pro? Our online relationship (you telling me when I've done something stupid on a forum) means that I would be very invested in hootin' and hollerin' for you to kill a man.

Haha no, though I plan at least taking an amateur fight if I can get my schedule to where I can train seriously and consistently enough (I've really only had the time for bjj recently). If this occurs I would be sure to post video so people can enjoy my victory or take pleasure in watching me get beat up.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

maffew buildings posted:

I too would encourage you not to take the doctor's advice to use pain medication after you get smashed in an MMA bout and injured. Here for u bro

:hfive:

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Just make sure you don't fight like that boring guy in your avatar and you'll get yourself some fans.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I like Condit because he gives tall skinny guys hope.

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
I've been trying to wrap my brain around this for a while now.






I can't.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
step one is find a copy of "Das Kapital". step two is read the title. step three is go look how UFC PPV earnings are down for 2014.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
CM Punk vs. Karl Marx

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax

maffew buildings posted:

step one is find a copy of "Das Kapital". step two is read the title. step three is go look how UFC PPV earnings are down for 2014.

I know. I still can't.

AAAHHHHHHHH!!

Though I'm all for Dana and UFC going all Pride on our asses to boost ratings!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

I like Condit because he gives tall skinny guys hope.

Gangly violence monster

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

maffew buildings posted:

Punk is like 6'1" or 6'2" and 220 according to wrestling so yes he's going to cut 15 pounds and get mauled

Wrestling lies to make people seem taller because Vince loves huge men so he's probably closer to like 5'10" or something.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Luigi Thirty posted:

So his ceiling is Jeff Hardy?

Jeff Hardy isn't someone's ceiling, Jeff Hardy jumps off ceilings.

I really like CM Punk. I'm glad he's getting the chance to live a dream. He's going to get slaughtered. But you can't spell slaughtered without laughter! Everyone, no matter which side of this wacky crossover they're coming from, should focus on how entertaining this is going to be.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Yeah uh the rule is subtract 3 inches and 25 pounds from wrestling height so he's probably 5'10-5'11 and maybe 200 when he's fat

Kevin Nash (legit 6'10) said he was inspired to take up wrestling because Hulk Hogan (billed 6'10) walked past him at a show and he saw he had like 3 or 4 inches on the Hulkster.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
WWE has a proud history in MMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuHwcqeR2yc

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



Pfft, at one point WWE was considering putting together an MMA promotion built around Bob Sapp.

Now that's an alternate universe I want to live in.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Great White Hope posted:

Pfft, at one point WWE was considering putting together an MMA promotion built around Bob Sapp.

Now that's an alternate universe I want to live in.

I want to live in a world where this replaced UFC as the ultimate combat sport.

Ligur
Sep 6, 2000

by Lowtax
Here's Finnish Pro-Wrestler Tony Halme fighting Randy Couture in the UFC back in the day. That guys credentials were being athletic in his youth, boxing on the side, but mostly lifting lots of weights and being a showman.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Expected Butterbean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652hvQaWfY

Perdido
Apr 29, 2009

CORY SCHNEIDER IS FAR MORE MENTALLY STABLE THAN LUONGO AND CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURES OF GOALTENDING IN VANCOUVER

1st AD posted:

Lol, so CM Punk isn't remotely a blue belt. He's trained infrequently with Rener.

Yeah, this is why I don't loving get people saying he's practically a purple belt. Don't you have to have been a blue belt for like 3 years before you're eligible for purple belt consideration under IBJJF rules? (This is where someone tells me that the Gracie Academies go by their own system.)

And I don't think it's "he's trained infrequently with Rener." He apparently trains in Chicago (one of the Gracie Breakdowns he featured on had him giving a shout out to someone there IIRC), but given that up until this year he was on the road constantly and was also incredibly banged up, I'm curious as to how well he has been training. It's more "he's been training very infrequently", period.

The clips they've had of him rolling on Gracie Breakdowns are interesting. Again, going off foggy memory, but there was one where he was making a fairly common white belt mistake and put himself into a submission fairly easily...and again, I'm saying this as a guy who has been training 2-3 days a week for about 2 years now (ie, not very experienced or knowledgeable.) It's going to be interesting seeing what guys with solid grappling backgrounds are gonna do with Punk, both training and in whatever actual fight he gets.

Perdido fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Dec 11, 2014

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

For the latter part of his career, Punk has always been a somewhat out of shape 210-220 pound dude. Yeah sure, he could put on great matches, but the dude obviously didn't lift much; in fact he called bench pressing a terrible exercise that no one should do because its bad for their shoulders...and well it shows that he's probably never touched a bench.

The early part of his career he was in great shape.

I think with the right strength and conditioning trainers erasing his stupid opinions on workouts, he could make some real progress in actually getting in shape. Being successful at fighting is a whole different thing though.

Auron fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Dec 11, 2014

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The fact that he openly says that he's never really sparred with elite guys is the most concerning thing of all.

I mean, neither have I, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that sparring properly with someone who is close to your skill level higher or lower is a stressful and painful experience and not very fun. Sure, he's going to be matched up with someone who is a journeyman themselves, but even then, he's going to need to get used to being punched by dudes who want to knock him out.

If I were him, I'd be asking dudes to beat the crap out of me while trying their best to not concuss me in the hopes that I can take a punch both physically and mentally.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

I want to live in a world where this replaced UFC as the ultimate combat sport.



Still the best thing about Brawl 4 All was them refusing to have Ken Shamrock in the tournament, but allow Dan Severn in it who then proceeded to game the point system by only doing takedowns.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

LobsterMobster posted:

Who are the guys that have never lifted A Weight?

Demian Maia's mighty Middleweight return.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
cm punk doesn't know who his trainers will be, and he hasn't been working under a coach yet. that's bad

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

david carmichael posted:

cm punk doesn't know who his trainers will be, and he hasn't been working under a coach yet. that's bad

Add to this that according to his interview with Ariel he was planning this for a year.

I'm starting to think that he's going to be his own worst enemy in this, and it's going to take some serious management by Dana to keep this going the way the UFC would like.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Add to this that according to his interview with Ariel he was planning this for a year.

I'm starting to think that he's going to be his own worst enemy in this, and it's going to take some serious management by Dana to keep this going the way the UFC would like.

Yeah, but he's also said he didn't expect to be able to sign/announce until this summer because of his legal situation with WWE. And by planning, I doubt that means much more than thinking about what organization to sign with, rolling more with Rener, and vaguely thinking about what gym he might want to go to. He was still under contract to WWE until June when he got married, and had a year long non-compete forced on him until his lawyer got it cleared up, so I doubt he thought he'd be fighting next year.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Viper_3000 posted:

Yeah, but he's also said he didn't expect to be able to sign/announce until this summer because of his legal situation with WWE. And by planning, I doubt that means much more than thinking about what organization to sign with, rolling more with Rener, and vaguely thinking about what gym he might want to go to. He was still under contract to WWE until June when he got married, and had a year long non-compete forced on him until his lawyer got it cleared up, so I doubt he thought he'd be fighting next year.

if he was taking this at all seriously, why would he not want to use that extra time to prepare

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

6 months seems like a legitimate amount of time to train against born killer psychopaths

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hey it takes a long time to hand-sew your Macho Man tribute fight shorts

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


He probably thinks he's naturally better than all these drunk pillhead dudebros and so he does not have to train. It would be consistent.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Auron posted:

6 months seems like a legitimate amount of time to train against born killer psychopaths

It would be if he spent every moment of it training with Genki Sudo.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

david carmichael posted:

if he was taking this at all seriously, why would he not want to use that extra time to prepare

The guy was incredibly hosed up physically and burnt out mentally and I'll believe he genuinely needed some time relaxing and watching hockey while in the process of switching careers.

I'm skeptical he'll ever be able to be competitive against anyone other than a hand picked can, but I honestly do believe he'll take it seriously from this point on.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Thauros posted:

The guy was incredibly hosed up physically and burnt out mentally and I'll believe he genuinely needed some time relaxing and watching hockey while in the process of switching careers.

I'm skeptical he'll ever be able to be competitive against anyone other than a hand picked can, but I honestly do believe he'll take it seriously from this point on.

hockey isn't on during the summer time

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
its the brock lesnar thing: if he hasn't taken it seriously up till now, what makes you believe he's gonna start

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
It's gonna be funny when he looks worse than James Toney.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

david carmichael posted:

its the brock lesnar thing: if he hasn't taken it seriously up till now, what makes you believe he's gonna start

It's certainly fair to question if a guy will be able to deal with getting punched for real when the last fight he was in was apparently many years ago against Teddy Hart outside a Denny's.

Obviously way too early to know the answer to that but Punk's never been accused of being lazy even by his detractors. He knows he's way behind the curve and genuinely seems to want to prove to himself and the skeptics he can do this. I think there's a hell of a lot of obstacles in his way but I don't think a lack of work ethic or desire is one of them.

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Can't strike, can't grapple, can't pick a training camp. I have great faith in this ending in a very humorous manner.

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