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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I stole that book about a decade ago. Congratualations on receipt of stolen goods! The real gift was making you an accessory. It seems im gonna be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU Gonna open carry dat book
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Godholio posted:Inside of what? There's a picture with the bible opened. There was more gift! You got a xbox live card and a special message under that 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I stole that book about a decade ago. Congratualations on receipt of stolen goods! The real gift was making you an accessory. All this is admissible in court fyi, if you resist arrest I'll have to use my new nightstick
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beanieson posted:All this is admissible in court fyi, if you resist arrest I'll have to use my new nightstick If I'm going down I'm going to make it worth my while, and you're gonna have to work for that collar.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:There was more gift! You got a xbox live card and a special message under that What a sweetie 
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Gift's in the mail. Loving the ones people have got so far.
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Wow, loving incredible. Already off to a good start  Just a giant dick, all the way around  Incredible wrapping paper, and a fun calendar!  2013, I guess I can still use it for another week..  Silkies! (slightly used?)  Legit cool gifts  Uhhh....  No worries! Just a coin, a cd, and a bag of mugwort.  Let's take a look at that coin  Amazing  Even more amazing  Offical soundtrack of GIP You outdid yourself secret santa, thanks for the gifts! EDIT: There was note I missed. That gay wrapping paper rolls out to say: "Dear Sir Lucis, I know nothing about your sexual preferences, but, you post in GIP; therefore, you're gay. Enjoy the wrapping paper and useless poo poo. Merry loving Christmas. Please get a Camera and record your "unboxing" of the only love you deserve this year. Please open as quickly as possible. <3 Zeris" Thanks man! Sir Lucius fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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God drat you guys don't gently caress around. Surprised at the creativity thus far. Feel bad for the dude sitting in shame right now because he just sent an empty box with a cards against humanity set (still a cool gift tho) And no veggie omelet MRE yet?
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I don't have a camera phone but spongebob came by the other day and took pics of my fetal pig I recieved from my secret santa. If the clever rogue in question will come forth to claim their rightful glory I'll post up the pics for you, old boy or girl. It was a hilarious gift and we got a laugh out of it, and re-gifted it along with a fine collection of wire coat hangers for an Ed Hardy themed baby shower for an ex mil friend in IL (Not making this up.) Also, HDI I'm your secret santa. The VA denied me VR&E benefits today, and instead are adapting a house for me and telling me I'm too far gone to ever get a job let alone a goddamn college degree, but they might let me be a janitor or answer phones at the VA if I'm lucky.... In a year.... So instead of just wasting their disney disability dollars on amazon I'm going off my meds for a few days, breaking out my old Billy Bong Thornton and hand writing you a story and mailing it to you. Title and subject of the story is unknown, because not one letter of it will be written within 90 degrees latitude of lucidity. It will be there by Christmas, or maybe a day or two after at the latest if I get sad brains. Unless you'd like it illustrated, in which case I'll need to coordinate with Victor Vermis to receive one of my old beat up weed reeking trapper keepers in the mail (which is how you'll be getting your story too, I might add.) so he can do the illustrations in return for appropriate compensation and laughs. The choice is yours buddy, lemme know- I'm officially off my meds, out of college, off probation, and my future is essentially this trapper keeper, OG kush, and watching illegals improperly install handicapped accessibility poo poo in my apartment that Uncle Sam is making me live in until they've got me a house. This will be my life. All day. Every day. For at least a year. So instead of amazon prime you are getting a shim hand crafted secret santa gift this year, thank the VA for all the extra free time I had to craft your poo poo gift this year. Happy holidays my fellow space human being, once I saw your last name I realized we had met a long rear end time ago at Tyndall AFB when you were in the training pipeline as an lt. That's your other gift this christmas, the riddle of trying to remember meeting and hanging out with Shim very briefly years ago. Godholio's ginger rear end was even there briefly, believe it or not. But he doesn't seem to remember though, so I doubt you do either. A looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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My gift is out and should be there tuesday at the latest. Nowhere near as amazing as some of the things seen here, but I think will be likewise appreciated.
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Also that's a fantastic loving gift, shim.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Please hurry, Amazon affiliate store. I need to get this thing in the mail!
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A handcrafted Shim story would be the zenith of all secret santa gifts. I'll take it without pics (much love to VV tho) since I want my imagination to do the work. drumroll  dThe pig was just the appetizer (lol). When I get back up to Cleveland, I have a legit handcrtafted piece of art for you that you will pass down for many generations. Expect it earlyish January. I'll have to work with gingerfuck to figure out who you were. I hope we were nice 
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Helldump Immunity. posted:A handcrafted Shim story would be the zenith of all secret santa gifts. I'll take it without pics (much love to VV tho) since I want my imagination to do the work. lmao
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Helldump Immunity. posted:A handcrafted Shim story would be the zenith of all secret santa gifts. I'll take it without pics (much love to VV tho) since I want my imagination to do the work. Everything here is true. It IS appreciable art and who the gently caress is shim... I was probably quiet and you probably had your flight cap backwards.
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Godholio posted:Everything here is true. It IS appreciable art and who the gently caress is shim... I was a SrA at the time and the truth is we were all pretty much 100% true blue Air Force g Real talk.
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HDI were trying to figure it out today. One of my guesses is that you worked in the CAC restocking the pizza buffet. Closer than I expected.
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Godholio posted:HDI were trying to figure it out today. One of my guesses is that you worked in the CAC restocking the pizza buffet. Closer than I expected. Nah I was just on a TDY to Tyndall for F15C IFTU many many years ago and you dudes were in training there. How do you not remember this haha, it was so goony as to be painfully awkward in retrospect.  Oh well. If any of you guys are ever in the greater memphis area come on by and The beer will always be on me. That wasn't my real address HDI got, it's actually Spongebobs Aunts Neighbor who she picks up the mail for while she winters in South Florida. But I do at least live within 30 minutes of Memphis. Less if there were less urban youth. But everyone would live closer to Memphis given those circumstances so  . I do exist and am a real person who hangs out with some of you clowns IRL. I'm probably just shockingly nice in person compared to what I guess most people anticipate. Probably why you don't remember me.
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I was hoping for a violent explosion of pseudo weed in your living room, sir Lucius. Congrats on your patience. And enjoy the 2013 calendar!
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Hekk posted:You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you. I know my recipient has had his gift for two days now. It's time for pics Deathy McDeath. ~*hello boys*~  sorry, you got me right when finals were kicking in and I was losing my mind.
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NTT posted:Is that what I think it is If you think its false advertising then yes.
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Deathy McDeath posted:~*hello boys*~ 
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Genocide Tendency posted:If you think its false advertising then yes. 
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We're not even at Christmas yet and this is still the best secret Santa thread I've ever seen
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Gift is on the way. Fucker's address is so new UPS didn't have it listed and google maps just directs you to an empty lot. Hopefully he is not homeless, then I'd feel bad.Its also a stereotype being a homeless vet so thats bad too.
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So uh, I was telling my roomate to look out for a package that I was expecting and he goes 'um i got something addressed to "NTT" 2 weeks ago'  I haven't opened it though yet; pictures are imminent. There's dongs.
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This was in a letter. Said it came with the 'package'. The silhouette seems familiar but it seems innocent enough.    Oh cool; he sent me Jello! I don't think I have a mold for it though, I guess I'll have to go to the sto-   I I also have what looks like to be a strikingly well rendered dong that's almost as tall as I am in my hands     Thanks buddy! 
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Haha goddamn. I thought about signing up this year but I've never been an actual milgoon. Guess I'll go buy my own cockwarmer
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Still waiting on one loving thing that didn't arrive with the rest of that order. WTF amazon. Edit: Oh cool, estimated delivery date changed from last Wednesday to Thursday-Tuesday.
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Godholio posted:Still waiting on one loving thing that didn't arrive with the rest of that order. WTF amazon. Picture of bible with message inside. That's the whole joke and the world must seeeeee
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What's this? Mail... for me?? I wonder what's inside! Grandma??  Hooray!  Thanks, Santa! Now I can get that Red Dragon Dildo with Realistic Dragon Jizzing Action that I've always wanted!   (this is me irl)
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