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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

not caring here posted:

Oh, hey, 10 minutes from where I was born. Awesome.

Adds to your street cred.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Cole posted:

Adds to your street cred.

If you're taliban maybe

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Barry said Sony screwed up by caving to hacker pressure. :laffo:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I really don't give a poo poo what Barry has to say on anything anymore.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I really don't give a poo poo what Barry has to say on anything anymore.

:nsavince:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:nsamad:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I really don't give a poo poo what Barry has to say on anything anymore.

Yeah but what about other barry?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

N4I censored me :mad:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

'scue me?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I loving love all those NSA smilies

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Admin must have done it then. Something else used to be where the :nsamad: post is.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:tinfoil:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:shrek::ralp:

movax
Aug 30, 2008


hahahah when did that happen

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

movax posted:

hahahah when did that happen

It used to be tubgirl then somebody meddled with it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Dead Reckoning posted:

You're talking about these guys, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbgAB269ik

They're certainly something.

I'd have loved to have seen Dear Leader giving firearms training seeing as he was a magic man that shot a 68 under par the first time he played golf and wrote 1,000 books.

My guess as to the result would have been "couldn't handle the gun and blew himself back onto the floor", with a possible side dish of "accidental homicide of a Nork private".

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Remember that vid that showed Un waving a pistol all around while giving 'training'? Ya, Il has one like that too.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'd have loved to have seen Dear Leader giving firearms training seeing as he was a magic man that shot a 68 under par the first time he played golf and wrote 1,000 books.

My guess as to the result would have been "couldn't handle the gun and blew himself back onto the floor", with a possible side dish of "accidental homicide of a Nork private".
According to one of his ex-bodyguards who defected, Dear Leader counted shooting among his hobbies, and wasn't half bad at it.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Admin must have done it then. Something else used to be where the :nsamad: post is.

Well that is not ok.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Also remember that it doesn't count as two kills if you blow up the guy again at his funeral.

Well poo poo.

I stole some valor on some medal citations of mine then.

:ohdear:

There is nothing more surreal than Lasing a funeral in the morning for the F-16's, knowing you'll be lasing the same drat excuse for a graveyard that evening when their buddies are trying to beat Allah's paradise buzzer for good old dead Mahmoud and his friendly jihadi friends lol, that's hosed up I know but it's so goddamned funny to me. Our war against those savages is loving hillarious noatyer what your conscience is trying to sneak in edgewise, and don't let anyone make you think otherwise.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

ManMythLegend posted:

I hate conversations like this because, like, I want to participate but I can't remember which stuff I know is classified and which stuff is not.

One of you dorks start a SIPR or JWCS GiP so we can do this right.

I used to maintain JWICS and and a couple other networks proto-GiP share points. Vilerat (Ex Air Force buddy who went to state dept and was killed in Bengahzi) maintained the SIPR proto-GiP but it was more of a SIPR D&D playground back then because this was where we took the D&D threads to the S//NF level, and was more of an outlook mailing list instead of a GiP share point like I had for high side for the Intel jokers and humor and poo poo and just networking with all the goons in the national security world.

After the Bradley manning debacle everything that could be easily audited was found and all our porn and non professional or non mission related poo poo was deleted and I got an LOR from an O6 for misuse of government resources, and my OIC got fired (lol, bitch) and later commited suicide from sad brains and I guess just being black in general, and I guess Sean got killed too. And gently caress every goon who was edgy enough to try and think that was funny or some poo poo because it wasn't. He was a loving great man and most of D&D, especially mods not named Vilerat, are pearl clutching try hard care bear SJW faggots.


RIP Vilerat, sorry these goddamned goons somehow made your legacy about a video game you played and not how awesome of a dude you were. You were the reason I wound up in the air force in the first place man, and I never even thanked you really. Your the only white dude that's ever hosed up 9/11 more for me, and the world is worse without you.


I forgot what the gently caress I'm talking about but GiP and D&D were one and the same once on classified U.S. government networks, and Barack Hussein Obama, Al Qaeda, and the grim specter of depression in the black community, teamed up with Richard "lowtax" Kyanka's "moderators" have killed or banned everyone but me who remembers this fact. As the other major participants in all that poo poo are banned or dead.

gently caress. I stopped really even reading SIPR GiP after 06/07 because it was very much more D&D than GiP.

Well renraku and Grover and Slippery probably remember the SIPR mailing lists but they didn't have JWICS at the time. And I'll be goddamned if I try and go to D&D and find all the guys that used to use SIPR D&D / Proto GiP but I swear to god it was both the cats and the dogs living together in the classified networks world. And no way slip will come in to verify it because he's so concerned about being doxxed as a CC or CV or DO or whatever (and I don't blame him, you faggots are all the worst) he'll probably never post in GiP again.

But yeah dude, we used to have this. But SIPR and JWICS means real names unless you have a NOC in your professional capacities and I assure you very few people did or do. Now pause here, hit rewind.

Now we hit play.

Would you ever want goons knowing your real name and having direct access to your chain of command without your knowledge?

Thus the failure of SIPR D&D and GiP. Goons can't be trusted, even the ones on classified networks. Look how much they hosed with renraku all along calling his command. That poo poo was hosed. Plus look at all those times dudes called m0ts command to let them know what an OPSEC nightmare he was. Nothing may have happened but that was a lazy command, I think it'd be different in 2014.

Your never gonna have what you want, young man. Others more spergy than you have tried in the past, all have failed, and one even died. The last guy to take a bite at this apple was a literal brony who left here crying over his dead gram gram.

:420:;):420:

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
e: :P

justice4trayvawn fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Dec 20, 2014

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

and this is why i don't use facebook/myspace/ect and never use my real name when i can avoid it.


poo poo dude even civilians will call up your command when they have that info, when that guy blew up the BoB alliance in EVE people in BoB doxxed him and wrote letters & called his command to let them know what a dishonorale person he was lmbo

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

ded posted:

poo poo dude even civilians will call up your command when they have that info, when that guy blew up the BoB alliance in EVE people in BoB doxxed him and wrote letters & called his command to let them know what a dishonorale person he was lmbo
I would love to have been a fly on the wall in the 1st Shirt's office when he took the phonecall from an internet sperglord accusing one of his troops of stealing Intergalactic Space Kroner.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Yeah, I remember the SIPR mailing list that Grover maintained, but I think I only used it once or twice.

I still think it might work if we stuck to the current events discussions and left most of the GiP bro/real talk stuff in the forums. It would be nice since we as a group have a pretty broad knowledge base and finding information outside of your wheelhouse is tough if you don't know where to look on the high side.

JWCS is probably has better tools to facilitate something like that but gently caress if I know at this point since I've been stationed at backwaters for the last few years without access. Also, I think that would severely limit the audience. You might be able to do it with some of the blogging stuff on SIPR intellink, but then it's publicly readable.

Eh just some thoughts. Maybe I'm being too optimistic.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I was too busy being a dumb enlisted grunt before and when gip was created, didn't really start posting here until about a year before I got out. Hearing all this kind of stuff is really interesting to me for some dumb reason though.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ManMythLegend posted:

Maybe I'm being too optimistic.

it's this part

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Couple of pages old but I found a page that claims to sell Wild Tiger. Looks like some shady google store bullshit, though.

http://www.wildtigerenergy.com/

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
One time I met TTFA at BAF and said hi and bs'd for a bit, then went back to our wars. He seemed cool. I guess he doesn't post here anymore. Im glad some of my sipr emails to intel hotties never got found out. Well that's all I have to say about that.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Never met any goons whilst Armying. I did meet a bunch of FSO goons while I was working for State, though.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I met a few coastie goons including Quarterly Prophet. Im usual the one being all awkward and nerdy.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Barry said Sony screwed up by caving to hacker pressure. :laffo:

This will be especially funny when the conservative side of america act all contrarian and poo poo.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ElMaligno posted:

I met a few coastie goons including Quarterly Prophet. Im usual the one being all awkward and nerdy.

I was stationed with one, but we never spoke of it because why the gently caress would we? I almost got a beer with nwin but I Seattle'd him.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

krispykremessuck posted:

I was stationed with one, but we never spoke of it because why the gently caress would we? I almost got a beer with nwin but I Seattle'd him.

was it that airsoft dorklord who you had the same av as? whatever happened to that shitstain anyway?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

was it that airsoft dorklord who you had the same av as? whatever happened to that shitstain anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48DN8QWVAJg

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

was it that airsoft dorklord who you had the same av as? whatever happened to that shitstain anyway?

No, it was a guy who posted here a long time ago but quit in like 2006 because "they really fagged up the joint when they banned use of the word fag". He's a lawyer or something now and in general p. cool dude.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Only met one goon ever, the dude that does Dr. McNinja. He was pretty cool, and his wife works on The Venture Bros and was cool too.

Other than that I don't talk about the forums irl because I don't want to explain about GiP posting

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013
Currently on Sperbanks front page;

quote:

December 18, 2014, Moscow – Rumors have appeared on some internet sites alleging that Sberbank has placed limits on withdrawing funds and plans to block the cards of international payment systems.

Sberbank refutes this information.

Sberbank has ample financial resources – rubles and foreign currency. Sberbank has not set and does not plan to set any withdrawal limits, or any other limits on foreign currency sales or the operation of bankcards. Sberbank continues normal operations with international payment systems. Sberbank has not placed any restrictions and does not plan to place any restrictions, including restrictions on limits, on these systems’ cards. Despite the increased customer traffic over the last few days, Sberbank continues to provide quality service across all businesses.
http://www.sberbank.ru/en/press_center/all/index.php?id114=200005974

Sperbank is Russias largest bank, has the most places of withdrawal and is owned to 50% by the Russian central bank. Their chairman is currently doing the rounds refuting claims of services being limited in multiple locations. It's website has also been down or unresponsive due to traffic.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I initially read that as Spermbank and wondering why people were doing withdrawals

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bolow posted:

I initially read that as Spermbank and wondering why people were doing withdrawals

:q:

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