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There is only one thing that matters and it is Goku
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Kyrie eleison posted:attention stupid human being Kyrie eleison posted:I apologize in advance for this post.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:49 |
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I can't agree with Hick, even syncretism is just way too religious-centric for what I mean. I just don't see how it must precede pure existential materialism. Obviously for a christian it would be necessary to transition through such a syncretism, but I'm still not convinced it's necessary for everyone. Nor do I think existentialism is incompatible with islam, it's just that it as a matter of state is not there. It may just be a matter of historical coincidence or (more likely) related to material development.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:56 |
rudatron posted:I can't agree with Hick, even syncretism is just way too religious-centric for what I mean. I just don't see how it must precede pure existential materialism. Obviously for a christian it would be necessary to transition through such a syncretism, but I'm still not convinced it's necessary for everyone. Nor do I think existentialism is incompatible with islam, it's just that it as a matter of state is not there. It may just be a matter of historical coincidence or (more likely) related to material development.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 07:59 |
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Kyrie eleison: What is Heaven like? What do you expect to happen when you get there? Will we have physical bodies of some kind, or will we just be floating points of light? Will we still get to eat, drink, enjoy physical activities? Will there be music, art, sports, swimming pools, theaters, libraries, etc.? Will we get to change how we look and customize our physical appearance as much as we want, like in a really advanced VR game?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:50 |
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Blue Star posted:Kyrie eleison: Heaven is a place where you can sin and take in vice without any repercussions.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:53 |
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Blue Star posted:Kyrie eleison: In heaven you can plow a man in the rear end all you want and nobody has to know.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:54 |
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Please support Lowtax by helping Kyrie find G-d.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:02 |
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Blue Star posted:Kyrie eleison: It's a state of eternal happiness which we cannot presently comprehend, outside of brief moments of religious ecstasy. We will have our current bodies in heaven, but they will be perfected into 'spiritual bodies' or 'glorified bodies'. I don't know precisely what will be there.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:05 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's a state of eternal happiness which we cannot presently comprehend, outside of brief moments of religious ecstasy. We will have our current bodies in heaven, but they will be perfected into 'spiritual bodies' or 'glorified bodies'. I don't know precisely what will be there. I smoke crack, op.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:19 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's a state of eternal happiness which we cannot presently comprehend, outside of brief moments of religious ecstasy. We will have our current bodies in heaven, but they will be perfected into 'spiritual bodies' or 'glorified bodies'. I don't know precisely what will be there. Reminds me of a David Cross bit.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 11:23 |
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Heaven is an orgasm. edit: also a place on earth postscript: the reason goonlords deny this and focus on the bullshit "true reality beyond the mere mortal realm" is because they are intensely uncomfortable with themselves and the world, immersing themselves in the comfortable lie that what really matters exists beyond some metaphysical horizon. If they learned to like themselves and others they would quickly put aside this juvenile longing for an invisible world that justifies their alienation from this one. Sharkie fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Dec 20, 2014 |
# ? Dec 20, 2014 11:29 |
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Kyrie do you think America is anti-catholic? Cause aren't like... all US supreme court judges Roman Catholic?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 13:35 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's a state of eternal happiness which we cannot presently comprehend, outside of brief moments of religious ecstasy. We will have our current bodies in heaven, but they will be perfected into 'spiritual bodies' or 'glorified bodies'. I don't know precisely what will be there. Ah, the age old dellusion that tries to make the afterlife a warm and fuzzy place instead of, you know, just dying. Everybody wants to believe there is life after death, but nobody has ever shown that their is. And 'feeling it in your heart' or 'voices in your head' are not valid confirmations of god and the afterlife.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:30 |
CommieGIR posted:Ah, the age old dellusion that tries to make the afterlife a warm and fuzzy place instead of, you know, just dying. Hey his version of the afterlife is boring as gently caress. There's this other one I hear of where you get an abundance of underage virgins.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:44 |
in my heaven you can boot some fuckin fire dope and hit fat lines of molly with clean coke all day and never have a heart attack or a problem getting/maintaining an erection. if there's a that religion promises me that and a bunch of hot chicks with neat personalities i might be interested. probably not though, because death is certain and there's nothing else. so i guess just do drugs and plow people you like as much as possible on earth until you die. or dudes if thats your thing. or both, or whatever gender non-binary options youre into
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:53 |
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Vaall posted:Hey his version of the afterlife is boring as gently caress. There's this other one I hear of where you get an abundance of underage virgins. I'll make my own heaven, with blackjack and hookers!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 15:54 |
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wheez the roux posted:in my heaven you can boot some fuckin fire dope and hit fat lines of molly with clean coke all day and never have a heart attack or a problem getting/maintaining an erection. if there's a that religion promises me that and a bunch of hot chicks with neat personalities i might be interested. probably not though, because death is certain and there's nothing else. so i guess just do drugs and plow people you like as much as possible on earth until you die. or dudes if thats your thing. or both, or whatever gender non-binary options youre into Friend, at the earliest opportunity I recommend you make sacrifice to Dionysus, god of wine and ecstatic revelry.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:18 |
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Dionysus is just Slaanesh's wallflower little brother. I guess he's cool if you're not ready to hang with the big kids.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:24 |
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Isn't it sensualist to imagine yourself in the bosom of god just peaking on spiritual acid for eternity? It makes you sound like a junkie.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:02 |
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wheez the roux posted:in my heaven you can boot some fuckin fire dope and hit fat lines of molly with clean coke all day and never have a heart attack or a problem getting/maintaining an erection. if there's a that religion promises me that and a bunch of hot chicks with neat personalities i might be interested. probably not though, because death is certain and there's nothing else. so i guess just do drugs and plow people you like as much as possible on earth until you die. or dudes if thats your thing. or both, or whatever gender non-binary options youre into This is my heaven except also I get to punch comic book nerds in the taint, also me and Goku get to be bros.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:28 |
zeal posted:Friend, at the earliest opportunity I recommend you make sacrifice to Dionysus, god of wine and ecstatic revelry. with as few exceptions as possible this has been my nightly ritual going on 7 years now so it sounds like i'm all set!! in honor of our lord god of debauchery here he is rendered in marble in all his majesty SedanChair posted:Isn't it sensualist to imagine yourself in the bosom of god just peaking on spiritual acid for eternity? It makes you sound like a junkie. being a junkie can be a heavenly experience at times. don't ecstasyshame.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:45 |
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Blue Star posted:Kyrie eleison: If we go by the Summa Theologica, heaven is a place where people rejoyce in the sufferings of others, unmoved by pity.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:10 |
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Sharkie posted:postscript: the reason goonlords deny this and focus on the bullshit "true reality beyond the mere mortal realm" is because they are intensely uncomfortable with themselves and the world, immersing themselves in the comfortable lie that what really matters exists beyond some metaphysical horizon. If they learned to like themselves and others they would quickly put aside this juvenile longing for an invisible world that justifies their alienation from this one. Uh, goonlords are denying this? Aren't goonlords all atheists? Anyway, your words are clearly Satanic, with no love for the divine Good. You think being respected by evil people is the most important thing and so reveal your priorities. Heaven is not for you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:17 |
Kyrie eleison posted:Uh, goonlords are denying this? Aren't goonlords all atheists?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:18 |
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Nessus posted:You seem pretty goony to me, brother. And you? Are you goony, he asked, on the Something Awful forums, home of the goons.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:22 |
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The original meaning of goon is essentially just a bully who likes to join up with others and raid/troll other forums and places on the internet, make fun of them, enjoy their suffering, etc. I just find it funny that the word 'goon' has been warped in such self-serving manner as to now be associated with Christians who believe in a traditional Heaven. Truly remarkable.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:29 |
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Full Definition of GOON 1 : a stupid person hope this helps
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:32 |
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Chin posted:So your perfected heavenly body still produces endorphins? I don't know if it produces endorphins. David Cross is right to make fun of the stupid theology of Protestants
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:39 |
Kyrie are you going to answer my question about Christ's views on blowjobs?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:44 |
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Vaall posted:Kyrie are you going to answer my question about Christ's views on blowjobs? When you guys are owned, you always turn to simple vulgarity and crassness, like the adolescents you are. My teaching is that you should suck my dick, so get on it.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:46 |
Kyrie eleison posted:When you guys are owned, you always turn to simple vulgarity and crassness, like the adolescents you are. i'm just happy to see you finally stop repressing your sexual urges for men. It's good, and healthy, and you should get laid as much as possible to loosen up imo
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:48 |
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wheez the roux posted:i'm just happy to see you finally stop repressing your sexual urges for men. It's good, and healthy, and you should get laid as much as possible to loosen up imo Getting laid as much as possible doesn't loosen you up, it creates all sorts of anxieties about hurting people, debasing yourself, etc. Your advice sucks.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:49 |
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Any comment on the Gospel of Thomas? it's annoying when you just pick and chose what to respond to and what to ignore
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:49 |
Kyrie eleison posted:When you guys are owned, you always turn to simple vulgarity and crassness, like the adolescents you are. Kyrie eleison posted:Getting laid as much as possible doesn't loosen you up, it creates all sorts of anxieties about hurting people, debasing yourself, etc. Your advice sucks. People were sucking dick well before Christ's time and they weren't no different than people sucking dick after he got crucified. Also the bold is %100 internet_virgin.txt
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:06 |
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Al Harrington posted:Any comment on the Gospel of Thomas? it's annoying when you just pick and chose what to respond to and what to ignore Gnostic heresy. I looked a bit through it, it was rubbish. Vaall posted:Also the bold is %100 internet_virgin.txt Whatever you say. I am one of those people who has lost count of his sexual partners, and now tries to avoid adding to them because the drama is not worth it. But you are young, so sow your oats. Just know that when you are older, philandering won't be cool anymore, and every one of your peers will agree with me. Most of them will marry despite whatever they might say on the subject now.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:10 |
Kyrie eleison posted:Whatever you say. :roll eyes: I am one of those people who has lost count of his sexual partners, and now tries to avoid adding to them because the drama is not worth it. But you are young, so sow your oats. Just know that when you are older, philandering won't be cool anymore, and every one of your peers will agree with me. Most of them will marry despite whatever they might say on the subject now. lol Sure.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:16 |
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Vaall posted:lol Sure. It doesn't matter what you think of it. It is true, and everything I said there will be proven right; you will see it in your own life in time. If you try to cling to adolescence well into adulthood, you will be a shame to everyone who knew you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:20 |
Kyrie eleison posted:Gnostic heresy. I looked a bit through it, it was rubbish. You have clearly never visited a retirement home or community . no one fucks more and with more people than the elderly
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:27 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:Getting laid as much as possible doesn't loosen you up, it creates all sorts of anxieties about hurting people, debasing yourself, etc. Your advice sucks. What if you only get laid sometimes, but you still gently caress men? You know, not denying your sexuality but still only loving in moderation?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:37 |