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wheez the roux posted:You have clearly never visited a retirement home or community . no one fucks more and with more people than the elderly I'm sure this is one of those things that is totally fabricated or based on some full-of-poo poo study. Good loving luck loving when you can't even successfully get out of bed by yourself or move without a walker.
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Dystram posted:I'm sure this is one of those things that is totally fabricated or based on some full-of-poo poo study. Good loving luck loving when you can't even successfully get out of bed by yourself or move without a walker. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/19/opinion/sunday/emanuel-sex-and-the-single-senior.html?_r=0 quote:First, retirement communities and assisted living facilities are becoming like college campuses. They cram a lot of similarly aged people together, and when they do, things naturally happen. I mentioned these numbers to a friend, and she was not surprised. When her father moved into an assisted-living facility, she said, three women came by to introduce themselves within 30 minutes. And it wasn’t to compare Medicare pharmacy plans and premiums. quote:Combine retirement communities, longer life, unfamiliarity with condoms and Viagra — and what do you get? You get an S.T.D. epidemic among the Social Security generation that rivals what we imagine is happening in those “Animal House” fraternities.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:02
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Kyrie eleison posted:It doesn't matter what you think of it. It is true, and everything I said there will be proven right; you will see it in your own life in time. lol Both of these are simply untrue in 2014. I really don't want to know which inbred state you live in, either.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:03
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Kyrie eleison posted:Gnostic heresy. I looked a bit through it, it was rubbish. 100% who claim this are full of poo poo hth
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Dec 20, 2014 21:09
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I am one of those people who has lost count of his sexual partners, and now tries to avoid adding to them because the drama is not worth it. But you are young, so sow your oats. Just know that when you are older, philandering won't be cool anymore, and every one of your peers will agree with me. Most of them will marry despite whatever they might say on the subject now.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:11
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Dystram posted:I'm sure this is one of those things that is totally fabricated or based on some full-of-poo poo study. Good loving luck loving when you can't even successfully get out of bed by yourself or move without a walker. You don't instantly become a bedridden invalid the nanosecond you hit 76, you know.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:13
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Dystram posted:I'm sure this is one of those things that is totally fabricated or based on some full-of-poo poo study. Good loving luck loving when you can't even successfully get out of bed by yourself or move without a walker. ask anyone/everyone you know that works at one of these places, they will confirm and generally have no shortage of lurid stories of insanely bizarre poo poo they stumbled into ie orgies complete with a vast array of wedge supports and ceiling-mount swings and watersports and poo poo
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Dec 20, 2014 21:17
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Who What Now posted:100% who claim this are full of poo poo hth Why would I lie? It would have been better had I remained a virgin. But I'm not alone in this; see the Confessions of St. Augustine, which I presume you also believe to be "full of poo poo," because it goes against your warped worldview.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:22
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Ironically, Christianity is on the decline in the U.S. in part because of their batshit advocates like Kyrie. We don't even have to do poo poo. Its loving beautiful. 
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Dec 20, 2014 21:27
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Vaall posted:Ironically, Christianity is on the decline in the U.S. in part because of their batshit advocates like Kyrie. The problem is that when they are not oppressed, they have a big chunk of religious teachings which are inoperative, but still THERE, and it seems to cause problems in a fair number of individual Christians (and from there, a fair number of Christian communities.) Witness all the people acting as if wishing people a general end of year holiday joy (when they might be Christians, Christians who adhere to the adopted pagan custom involving trees and so on, Jews, Muslims, or whatever) is some kind of tyrannous oppression, because now they aren't saying "Merry Christmas!" That! That is what Christianity faces in the West. The possibility that their hegemony might not be utterly absolute! That they might go from "the unquestioned vast majority" to merely "the great majority"!
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Dec 20, 2014 21:33
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Kyrie eleison posted:Why would I lie? It would have been better had I remained a virgin. Well Augustine was a better writer, a more thoughtful guy and really, not a shithead at all.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:33
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Kyrie eleison posted:Why would I lie? It would have been better had I remained a virgin. Because you're an insecure spaz who just has to one-up total strangers on the internet.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:38
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Napoleon Bonaparte was much more intelligent than pretty much any of the saints.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:40
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Kyrie why do you think god hates gays, he made you a gaylord, be the gaylord he wants you to be
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Dec 20, 2014 21:44
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Panzeh posted:Napoleon Bonaparte was much more intelligent than pretty much any of the saints.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:45
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Vaall posted:Ironically, Christianity is on the decline in the U.S. in part because of their batshit advocates like Kyrie. Christianity has been in decline ever since the satanic work of Martin Luther. Anyone who distorts the true gospel is a false teacher, a wolf in sheep's clothing, an antichrist. It is prophesied that by the end few believers will remain. I do not worry. I simply tell the truth and let you choose heaven or hell. None of you can claim ignorance.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:50
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Panzeh posted:Napoleon Bonaparte was much more intelligent than pretty much any of the saints. We all know which side in this fight truly loves dictators.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:54
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Said the Pinochet supporter.
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Dec 20, 2014 21:55
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Kyrie eleison posted:Christianity has been in decline ever since the satanic work of Martin Luther. Anyone who distorts the true gospel is a false teacher, a wolf in sheep's clothing, an antichrist. It is prophesied that by the end few believers will remain. I do not worry. I simply tell the truth and let you choose heaven or hell. None of you can claim ignorance. Martin Luther is satanic because he hated the female body a little less than his sexually confused peers did?
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Dec 20, 2014 21:56
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Kyrie eleison posted:Christianity has been in decline ever since the satanic work of Martin Luther. Anyone who distorts the true gospel is a false teacher, a wolf in sheep's clothing, an antichrist. It is prophesied that by the end few believers will remain. I do not worry. I simply tell the truth and let you choose heaven or hell. None of you can claim ignorance. How pathetic is God that one dude can defeat his entire religion? Come on, step up your game, Yahweh, Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard are gonna beat you at this rate!
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Dec 20, 2014 21:59
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The only real spurious messiah is my spurious messiah
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Dec 20, 2014 21:59
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Who What Now posted:How pathetic is God that one dude can defeat his entire religion? Come on, step up your game, Yahweh, Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard are gonna beat you at this rate! It was not only the devil, but his angels as well. In any event, it is what is meant to happen, what is prophesied to happen. This world will come to a close, and Christ will return.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:02
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Kyrie eleison posted:We all know which side in this fight truly loves dictators.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:03
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Kyrie eleison posted:It was not only the devil, but his angels as well. In any event, it is what is meant to happen, what is prophesied to happen. This world will come to a close, and Christ will return. Like, really really soon or several hundred years after everyone on this forum is dead?
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Dec 20, 2014 22:04
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SwingShift posted:Like, really really soon or several hundred years after everyone on this forum is dead? He will come like a thief in the night, unexpected. No one knows the day or hour.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:05
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Kyrie eleison posted:He will come like a thief in the night, unexpected. No one knows the day or hour. He came back in the 1990's and had a website. Sorry that you can't accept the message. Planet Earth about to be recycled.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:06
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Kyrie eleison posted:We all know which side in this fight truly loves dictators. Napoleon's enemies were hardly champions of freedom and equality.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:07
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Apparently God's running late:quote:5 And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;
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Dec 20, 2014 22:13
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Sharkie posted:Apparently God's running late:
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Putting KE's weird hangups and obvious trolling to one side for a moment, a serious question: How do afterlife-y types square the existence of a soul with brain damage and disease? What about the few occasions where someone has recovered from sever brain damage but lost a load of memories or suffered a severe personality change? Does some sort of integrated, optimised version of the guy get to go to heaven? Unrelatedly, if your God is timeless, how does he "think" in any meaningful sense? Thought is a process, yo.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:25
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SwingShift posted:Like, really really soon or several hundred years after everyone on this forum is dead? any day now
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Dec 20, 2014 22:29
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Sharkie posted:Apparently God's running late: the Gospel of Matthew is heresy
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Dec 20, 2014 22:31
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Sharkie posted:Apparently God's running late: By generation here he means offspring or lineage, by which he means Christians. He will return before the last Christian is gone. Nessus posted:Well that seems to about do it for Christianity. I see why Catholics hold that the Bible isn't literally inerrant, though. Lies and more lies! I have read the Bible; have you, hypocrite? It is extremely important to Catholicism. And it is held as inerrant.
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Dec 20, 2014 22:39
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Your Origin Scripture is a Piece of poo poo. YOSPOS bitch
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Kyrie eleison posted:It was not only the devil, but his angels as well. In any event, it is what is meant to happen, what is prophesied to happen. This world will come to a close, and Christ will return. So why aren't you a Protestant helping usher in the end times as God wills it?
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Kyrie eleison posted:By generation here he means offspring or lineage, by which he means Christians. He will return before the last Christian is gone. neat mental gymnastics there hopefully when your foreskin was cut off it was immediately offered as a burnt offering to the lord yahweh Al Harrington fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 20, 2014 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:It was not only the devil, but his angels as well. In any event, it is what is meant to happen, what is prophesied to happen. This world will come to a close, and Christ will return. lol
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Kyrie Eleison: Interesting. But let me ask you something: if I lose my arm, and a few years later I die and go to Heaven, do I get my arm back? What about if someone gets lots of cosmetic surgery: does God give them a new body that "keeps" all the alterations that they've made, or are they stuck with the 'natural' one? If a person is transgendered and they get SRS and other surgeries to 'pass' as their chosen gender, do they get a new body that reflects their identity, or does God go "lol nope, you're stuck the way you were born"? What if someone got brain damaged and forgot who they were: do they get restored in Heaven? What about people with debilitating congenital defects? Imagine a Harlequin baby that manages to survive until at least their teenage years, long enough to form a sense of identity and memories and relationships: do they get healed in Heaven or are they stuck with their condition? Also, what is the soul? I'm assuming it is some kind of eternal aspect of ourselves, but frankly I can't think of anything about ourselves that is eternal. Everything changes. Nothing stays the same for very long. Our bodies and personalities are always changing. I'm not the same person that I was ten years ago. There isn't a single thing about me that isn't subject to change. So where is my true soul, my true identity? Is it merely the latest "version" of me, the state that I'm in at this present moment? Or is it my beginning state, which I guess would be a zygote? Which version goes to Heaven? This goes back to the question of what type of bodies we get in Heaven. My body is always changing, so which one do I get when I go to Heaven? If it's the latest one that I happen to have (what I looked like when I died), then I guess that means that we ARE stuck with the conditions and ailments that we had when we died, and now they're locked in place for eternity. That means that if you had a broken arm, you've got a broken arm forever. But I suppose God would heal us. But if so, does he do the same thing for things that are congenital, like birth defects? And what about voluntary changes that we've made to our bodies?
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That's a great question, but I expect KE will just reply with something like "We don't know what heaven will be like; it's outside of our understanding. We just have to trust that it'll be perfect."
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Kyrie eleison posted:Lies and more lies! I have read the Bible; have you, hypocrite? It is extremely important to Catholicism. And it is held as inerrant. Here's a remark, dummy dumb dumb butt poopy head, which comes from someone who I am sure you will claim to be a heretic: http://www.religioustolerance.org/inerran1.htm posted:Augustine of Hippo (354-430 CE): He supported absolute inerrancy in a letter to St. Jerome. He wrote: e: It would seem that we could just add one additional clause on Augustine's elements here - which is that the Bible was not written by a scientific people, and that the matters involved are often discussed in colloquial terms. Much as the Bible does not go into great detail on the preparing of wine or the casting of iron, it did not elaborate on the details of astronomy, evolutionary biology, etc. Nessus fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Dec 21, 2014 |
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