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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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It was on every Mac desktop we had in school.

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Family Guy was the best show, The Boondock Saints was the best movie, and oh man you gotta see this thing called The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny :buddy:

The Ultimate Showdown was made by Neil Cicierega when he still posted here. Lowtax is in it punching EBaum.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
How did Lowtax not run screaming into the server room with a bomb vest back then?

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I was a foolish child last decade, but now I've grown past it, maturing into a teen who hangs around the bikeshed and sneers about teachers. I didn't even hate myself then.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

chaos rhames posted:

I was a foolish child last decade, but now I've grown past it, maturing into a teen who hangs around the bikeshed and sneers about teachers. I didn't even hate myself then.

This is beautiful.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Those Godzilla posters are amazing and I wish I could've seen the movie they're advertising instead of Captain Bland vs the Mutos.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
"Godzilla in the clouds" exactly fits that movie.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
"Inherent Vice" is getting character posters in time for its nationwide run.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Cacator posted:

Teaser poster for Bond 24:



It's probably meant for more dedicated Bond nerds such as myself, since the cracks and bullet hole are meant to look like an octopus (SPECTRE's logo)
See, I thought I knew James Bond, but I couldn't figure out what he wants with the White Tree of Gondor.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

Robert Denby posted:

"Inherent Vice" is getting character posters in time for its nationwide run.



these are pretty

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yeah those are really loving good.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Yeah those are really loving good.

Hopefully the movie is too. I've heard not so great things about it.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004
Jesus, it looks like a it's an ad for one of the old FMV police games.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Oh yes, this is a good idea, especially right now.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

It isn't going to help this that the star is supposed to be pretty obtuse.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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That car is taller than he is.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Sheldrake posted:

It isn't going to help this that the star is supposed to be pretty obtuse.

Less "obtuse" than "stubborn and heavily brain damaged"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Sheldrake posted:

It isn't going to help this that the star is supposed to be pretty obtuse.

:froggonk:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Sheldrake posted:

It isn't going to help this that the star is supposed to be pretty obtuse.
:vince:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

CelticPredator posted:

That car is taller than he is.

Also apparently he's to drunk to stand out straight. So I guess its a film about a drunken midget cop randomly threatening people.

Would watch.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Ariza posted:

Hopefully the movie is too. I've heard not so great things about it.

Same here, but drat if I don't want one of those posters up on my wall.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

MorgaineDax posted:

Jesus, it looks like a it's an ad for one of the old FMV police games.

That's exactly it. I thought I was staring at one those old huge CD-rom game box covers.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I like to think they were aiming for an "Angle" pun until they realized "Angel" is spelled differently.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

I hate it when I'm walking with someone and our shadows form to make a swastika

At least it's going to be in 4K.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Red_Museum posted:

At least it's going to be in 4K.

That's the budget.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Red_Museum posted:


I hate it when I'm walking with someone and our shadows form to make a swastika

At least it's going to be in 4K.

(Dame) Helen Mirren and Ryan Reynolds being the first 2 names on a movie poster is giving me whiplash.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Breakfast All Day posted:

That's the budget.

:thurman:

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
A troll through the American Film Market website led me the this:



which (through a Google "Related Image search) led me to THIS:



For contrast:



Which somehow led me to THIS...



and then on to THIS.



Whereupon I stopped looking, having seen the greatest thing ever.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That last one is a sequel to this:

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Distorted Kiwi posted:



For contrast:





Half of his arm is missing in that poster! Classic Carl.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Distorted Kiwi posted:

Which somehow led me to THIS...




Robot Overlords is actually pretty good (for a low budget, British indie action film aimed at children). It's kind of impressive what they manage to achieve on their budget, like Monsters for teenagers. I saw it at the London Film Festival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcevyVngeMc

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


That's not what I expected looking at that poster. For a moment I was wondering how the Asylum managed to get Ben Kingsley and Gillian Anderson on board for their Pacific Rim ripoff.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Party Boat posted:

Pacific Rim ripoff.



In non-movie poster news, Alien: Isolation actually have promo art for a new patch.



Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Half of his arm is missing in that poster! Classic Carl.

Gator bit it off!

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

Gator bit it off!

More like you're ghosting us mother fucker. Now I don't care who you are back in the world. You give our position away one more time and I'll bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here. Got that?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Ive never been so mad at a movie than after watching Atlantic Rim.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


How did Graham Greene go from The Third Man to that???

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cacator posted:

How did Graham Greene go from The Third Man to that???

He was slumming it a little after The Quiet American flopped.

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rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.




edit: gently caress it, trailer for good measure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vY9UPiI4eQ

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