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Make Project Spark versions of games you'd rather be playing.
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Someone should project spark a better version of driveclub
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Dec 21, 2014 22:58
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SICK BURN
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Dec 21, 2014 23:00
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Maybe you can project spark a non buggy version of MCC?
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Dec 21, 2014 23:00
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She sounded really disinterested about all of them.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:02
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jesus christ, not only does she sound and look bored out of her mind, but the video itself is of the worst bits of whatever games those are. drat it had such potential
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Dec 21, 2014 23:02
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the game was basically dead when they decided to make it windows 8 only
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Dec 21, 2014 23:03
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Speaking of hilarious I got another round of jokes for you guys that are sure to have your familys busting a gut on Christmas day, and I DON'T mean from all that turkey! And aw-way-ay we go!!!! What is the xbox ones favorite song? I'm hot tonight  What is the kinects favorite song? Don't you forget about me.  How much RAM is in the xbox one? 32MB!!!   That last one was for 32MB OF ESARM personally. Ill see you guys a little bit later for more great party (chat  ) jokes
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Dec 21, 2014 23:04
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I'm framerate
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Dec 21, 2014 23:10
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Herr Direktor posted:Speaking of hilarious I got another round of jokes for you guys that are sure to have your familys busting a gut on Christmas day, and I DON'T mean from all that turkey! And aw-way-ay we go!!!! Herr Direktor, all of these are making me the STAR of the family gathering, please post more quickly!
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Dec 21, 2014 23:15
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koolkal posted:the game was basically dead when they decided to make it windows 8 only It was dead when they bought minecraft instead and completely forgot about it.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:16
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Nierbo posted:SICK BURN Here's a sick burn. Sony first party studios only big PS4 game of the year:   Must be happy Nierbo  
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Dec 21, 2014 23:16
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Bobtista posted:A star wars Yeah, the cube thing was the only one that looked remotely interesting or unique. Granted, that video is from April, but even then, that was supposedly the top ten and everything looked boring as hell.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:18
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Wheany posted:Yeah, the cube thing was the only one that looked remotely interesting or unique. Granted, that video is from April, but even then, that was supposedly the top ten and everything looked boring as hell. The game wasn't even released until a couple of months ago so all of those games were made in the beta. Maybe there's some good poo poo now, we need someone to investigate. Where's stux 
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Dec 21, 2014 23:20
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343 have not released a good game. The only decent game they wanted to release was developed by a better and more competent studio and they hosed up the porting. I mean sure I can understand defending the bone considering you guys paid for it, but I don't understand the unconditional love for an incompetent studio who are doing everything they can to destroy one of the biggest gaming franchises.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:31
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oh for sure man
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Dec 21, 2014 23:34
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SBJ posted:343 have not released a good game. The only decent game they wanted to release was developed by a better and more competent studio and they hosed up the porting. THe halo 5 beta is good but I'm operating on a wait and see policy. Maybe they will break the curse. Bungie never released a poo poo game till destiny, things can change!
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Dec 21, 2014 23:35
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Crafty posted:Someone should project spark a better version of driveclub
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Dec 21, 2014 23:37
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Crafty posted:Put your phone down and pick up the mop you lazy son of a bitch.  you said bad things about the xbox, clearly you work as a janitor or in fast food Meanwhile: Crafty checking the thread when he gets up in the middle of the night to pee. Can't let any negativity go unchecked. 
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Dec 21, 2014 23:38
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SBJ posted:343 have not released a good game. The only decent game they wanted to release was developed by a better and more competent studio and they hosed up the porting. 343 is the new 989.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:38
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CheeseFactory posted:
You're posting about how much I post. Weak, even for a six figure shmuck like yourself Try harder.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:41
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Crafty posted:Here's a sick burn. Sony first party studios only big PS4 game of the year: Yep, the PC version of The Crew sure scored higher (with only six reviews) than the 69 it got on the Bone and 61 on PS4
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Dec 21, 2014 23:41
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Crafty posted:You're posting about how much I post. Weak, even for a six figure shmuck like yourself Please cease insulting me about having a successful career, them wounds cut deep, bro.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:43
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Crafty posted:operating on a wait and see policy. Maybe they will break the curse. I call this.. The MS Delusion.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:47
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CheeseFactory posted:Please cease insulting me about having a successful career, them wounds cut deep, bro. realtalk how do u see lists like this for a thread
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Dec 21, 2014 23:52
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Nierbo posted:Maybe you can project spark a non buggy version of MCC? You know somebody's already did that on LBP.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:55
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"Captain! CAPTAIN COME QUICK! SOMETHING IS ON THE "HORIZON"  ""What is it lookout? " "It's more X-cellent Xbox jokes! Set a course for hilarity." Lets look at the lighter side of the MS family (share) of empolyees. What do you call Larry Hyrb after christmas dinner? A full Nelson  Why did Major Nelson return the book he got for christmas? He already REDDIT!  What did the 343 employee say after he dropped the angels bag? Whoops looks like I broke another halo  Boy are their faces red(mond). See you all later!
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Dec 22, 2014 00:05
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koolkal posted:realtalk how do u see lists like this for a thread Click on the number of posts (under the 're' column)
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Dec 22, 2014 00:09
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We were praying to god and nothing happened the last 358 times but I'm just going to wait and see...... 
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Dec 22, 2014 00:13
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Wait and see if a 343 developed game is good? Man boners are proof that if a ship is sinking you can suppress the survival instinct long enough for one final violin performance
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Dec 22, 2014 00:20
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But I guess some people just have 32MB of ram in their brain
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Dec 22, 2014 00:26
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Max22 posted:Yep, the PC version of The Crew sure scored higher (with only six reviews) than the 69 it got on the Bone and 61 on PS4 Well the PS4 version was bound to review badly, the weak CPU couldn't handle the game.    CheeseFactory posted:Please cease insulting me about having a successful career, them wounds cut deep, bro. "Like all successful business men, I like to talk about my seven figure salary on internet video game message boards"  You absolute moron
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Dec 22, 2014 00:33
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Crafty posted:Here's a sick burn. Sony first party studios only big PS4 game of the year: How did the console versions of the Crew do, Crafty? Max22 posted:Yep, the PC version of The Crew sure scored higher (with only six reviews) than the 69 it got on the Bone and 61 on PS4 Oh.
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Seedge posted:How did the console versions of the Crew do, Crafty? Even if you take the lowest review of 61 (which was low due to the terrible performance of the PS4 version). The gap is much closer between the crew (61) and driveclub (71), than driveclub (71) and Forza H2 (86) What a console 
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Dec 22, 2014 00:38
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Crafty posted:
Awesome, you found my picture, thanks Crafty. Yeah it feels pretty good not being tied to a single thread in a forum for 12 months straight. You can achieve a lot, you should try it.
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CheeseFactory posted:Awesome, you found my picture, thanks Crafty. It's ok to post when you're bragging about your seven figure salary but other posts are not allowed. Got ya! Crafty fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 22, 2014 |
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Dec 22, 2014 00:41
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Crafty posted:It's ok to post when you're bragging about your seven figure salary but other posts are not allowed. Got ya! That's not what he said at all wow
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Dec 22, 2014 00:43
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Crafty posted:It's ok to post when you're bragging about your seven figure salary but other posts are not allowed. Got ya! Crafty posted:It's ok to post when you're bragging about your seven figure salary but other posts are not allowed. Got ya!
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Dec 22, 2014 00:45
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Also, I have 2339 posts in 11 years, you have 1347 in 5 years. Think how rich you could have been if you had stuck to my posting schedule
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"You want jokes" "I think I'm entitled to them" "You want the answers?" "I want the jokes" "YOU CANT HANDLE THE JOKES" Lets all take a look at at a very special guy who while he might not be an actual empolyee of the big MS he certainly is more than qualified for it. I think we all know who that is. Just like the man himself these are all safe for work. So make your monday a little more crafty. What do Crafty and half of the insides of an X bone have in common? They're both big fans  Why was Crafty booed at the basketball game? He was cherry picking  Why did Crafty take stux to the vet? He was frothing  Suspend your race and share these jokes with the people you love.
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