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SharkAKALegitShark posted:That tiger really enjoys bananas ! They're GRRREAT!
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Lifehack: Shove it up someone else's butt like a animal:
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Alhazred posted:Lifehack: Shove it up someone else's butt like a animal: Feces with a high fiber content act as a natural exfoliant.
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Dec 22, 2014 19:51
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Never cooking again! The biscuit one really pisses me off because they're supposed to RISE and get nice and fluffy, idiot
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Dec 23, 2014 19:18
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Noyemi K posted:Never cooking again! Jesus that was terrible. Great commercial for the Oster waffle iron though. "Now your childhood favorite is all grown up!" - No, no it isn't. You're just Easy Bake Oven-ing the gently caress out of everything. "Never mastered the art of making an omelet?" - That's because you're a moron. The biscuit one is the worst. Argh.
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Dec 23, 2014 22:34
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Noyemi K posted:Never cooking again! Save y'all a click: pour poo poo in your waffle iron, wait a minute, eat the poo poo.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:17
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Noyemi K posted:Never cooking again! TOO MUCH OF A HUGE IDIOT MANCHILD TO ACTUALLY COOK FOOD? loving THROW IT ON A WAFFLE IRON YOU PIGGY BASTARD.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:52
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Maggie Fletcher posted:Save y'all a click: pour poo poo in your waffle iron, wait a minute, eat the poo poo. Hilarious, since my husband walked in while it was playing and said, "Put dog poo poo on a waffle iron! Everything is amazing on a waffle iron!" which just makes me wonder why they didn't go one step further and toss a steak in there or some ground meat. The word "wiscuit" makes me want to punch someone in the tit, Hot Moms Club. Pretty sure any club of moms which labels itself "hot" is likely fodder for the Awkward Ugly gross thread.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:06
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I just love the overly exaggerated fake response titles to these dumb clickbait mom commercials, they are truly heartwarming and mind-blowing, and I probably won't believe what happens next!
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Dec 24, 2014 00:12
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BarbarousBertha posted:toss a steak in there or some ground meat. The George Foreman Grill is a waffle iron for meat.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:39
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m2pt5 posted:The George Foreman Grill is a waffle iron for meat. Definitely got drunk and used a Mickey Mouse waffle iron on some meat after the ex took the Foreman when she moved out. Nice mouse face on my meat. #disneymeathack
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Gatekeeper posted:Definitely got drunk and used a Mickey Mouse waffle iron on some meat after the ex took the Foreman when she moved out. Nice mouse face on my meat. #disneymeathack I don't know if you're lying or not. But I wanna see pictures if you're not.
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Dec 24, 2014 01:45
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MEATY MOUSE IS NEW EMPEROR OF BACHELORDOM 
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Dec 24, 2014 03:28
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froward posted:
Lifehack: use bizarre and nonsensical images in your sponsored ads so people will click on them out of curiosity. Not only will their click get you that sweet sweet ad revenue, but they'll share it with other people to complain about how stupid and misleading it is and get you even more clicks!
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Dec 24, 2014 04:28
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Coffee cup. Bisquick and whatever sugar. Mix the two powder don't exceed halfway up the cup. Mix in vanilla to taste. Water and mix until runny. Microwave until fully cooked ~2/3 minutes let stand in microwave 1 minute.
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Dec 24, 2014 08:11
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Noyemi K posted:Never cooking again! Top rated comment:  of loving course All of those "receipies"/hacks were dumb, although I think the first one bothered me the most. You've already made the loving brownie mix, you're loving done! All this is doing is replacing the  of putting it on a baking tray with putting it in a fiddley and hard-to clean waffle iron.
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Dec 24, 2014 14:16
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The quesadilla is impossible to gently caress up by just putting it into a pan for five minutes and flipping once, but they managed to make it look kind of gross with the incredibly uneven cooking you get from basically trying to shove a square peg into a round hole. I guess at least they're aware the problem with kitchen gadgets isn't that they don't work, it's that they uselessly eat up counter/cabinet space the other 95% of the time because they can't do anything except the one thing.
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Dec 24, 2014 14:58
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Felafel in a waffle iron is actually really good. Best way to get it crispy without deep frying it.
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Dec 24, 2014 15:54
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yook posted:The quesadilla is impossible to gently caress up by just putting it into a pan for five minutes and flipping once, but they managed to make it look kind of gross with the incredibly uneven cooking you get from basically trying to shove a square peg into a round hole. My ex-wife came from a hispanic background and mexican food was frequent. Quesadillas were the "lazy" food. We usually wouldn't even use a pan. Just fold a tortilla over cheese and cook it straight on the stovetop, sans pan.
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Dec 24, 2014 16:42
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"Man, why did I buy this waffle iron? I don't even like waffles that much... Better think of some other uses for this poo poo to justify the wasted money to myself..." Here is even more waffle-shaped garbage. Choco1980 posted:My ex-wife came from a hispanic background and mexican food was frequent. Quesadillas were the "lazy" food. We usually wouldn't even use a pan. Just fold a tortilla over cheese and cook it straight on the stovetop, sans pan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1EZizsZUI twoday has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Dec 24, 2014 16:55
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By no more cooking I thought you guys were talking about eating raw biscuits until I saw the waffle iron bit.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:06
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Lifehack: stick the bottoms of your shoes into a waffle iron for an on-field advantage. Sell that design and build a shoe empire. Note: may only work once.
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Dec 24, 2014 17:14
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Some of those are needlessly complicated poo poo they did just to see if they could, like the waffled croque madame, but waffles are a fun shape and I can see waffled brownies, cookies, or burgers being a hit with kids. Hell, I'd eat a waffle burger.
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Dec 24, 2014 19:22
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Choco1980 posted:My ex-wife came from a hispanic background and mexican food was frequent. Quesadillas were the "lazy" food. We usually wouldn't even use a pan. Just fold a tortilla over cheese and cook it straight on the stovetop, sans pan. I was imagining doing this with a propane stove.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:11
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Some of those are needlessly complicated poo poo they did just to see if they could, like the waffled croque madame, but waffles are a fun shape and I can see waffled brownies, cookies, or burgers being a hit with kids. Hell, I'd eat a waffle burger. 
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Dec 24, 2014 21:01
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Lifehack: use bizarre and nonsensical images in your sponsored ads so people will click on them out of curiosity. Not only will their click get you that sweet sweet ad revenue, but they'll share it with other people to complain about how stupid and misleading it is and get you even more clicks! 
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Noyemi K posted:Never cooking again! The biscuits just looked like waffles, why not just make some waffles? I see making poo poo in your waffle iron if you live in a crappy dorm, or a drug addict who didn't pay the gas bill this month.
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Dec 25, 2014 05:46
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Back in town at my parents' place for the holiday, so guess what? They decided they're gonna try something fun (read: gross) and make a bunch of stuff in the waffle iron this Christmas morning because they saw this stupid loving article earlier this week. Biscuits, hash browns, and brownies in the waffle iron! I mean, for gently caress's sake, we have a working griddle, stove, and oven. I'll report back tomorrow morning on how godawful doing this actually is.
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pulp rag posted:Back in town at my parents' place for the holiday, so guess what? They decided they're gonna try something fun (read: gross) and make a bunch of stuff in the waffle iron this Christmas morning because they saw this stupid loving article earlier this week. Biscuits, hash browns, and brownies in the waffle iron! I mean, for gently caress's sake, we have a working griddle, stove, and oven. Christmas is the worst loving time to try a stupid cooking gimmick
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Dec 25, 2014 08:59
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I got a waffle iron for Christmas! I might try some of these.
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Dec 25, 2014 09:08
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You idiot fuckers need to report back on how terribly it all goes.
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Dec 25, 2014 14:18
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I remember a long time ago we had that sandwich maker thingy and my aunt would make sweet little cakes in them. I miss that little pattern... oh well.
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i need some crock pot hacks
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SaltLick posted:i need some crock pot hacks 
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SaltLick posted:i need some crock pot hacks Fill with water and drop an aquarium air pump into it. Use the "keep warm" setting. Hamster hot tub! Walla!
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SaltLick posted:i need some crock pot hacks M R CRACKER had some great tips: M R CRACKER posted:I got a crock pot on Friday (garbage day and someone threw it.) One tip I have is to put newspaper inside it, so when your recipe is done, you just throw the wet paper, and you don't have to clean the pot. It saves a lot on water.
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I got a waffle iron too. Gonna make me some poo poo grilled cheese.
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Reporting back on the waffle iron shenanigans. Hash browns, horrible result despite thinking it might work in theory. Took like 15 minutes to cook them, and even then they were either super burnt in the divots or pretty much uncooked everywhere else. Cinnamon buns were worse because they came out real doughy and tough because they didn't get to rise. Some smoke because the cinnamon goo was never meant to be fried for like 20 minutes. At least we had pancakes and eggs on a proper griddle, so at least most of breakfast was still good. So, yeah, like we all guessed, a waffle iron is good at making goddamn waffles and that's about it. Not mad at my parents for trying something stupid and "fun" for the holidays, but I thought they were smarter than this haha.
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Your parents were smart enough to not gently caress up the pancakes and eggs. I'm sure many Christmas days are currently being wrecked by life hack shenanigans. Somebody decides that everything must be made on a waffle iron and anyone who suggests otherwise gets a death stare for ruining Christmas.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Your parents were smart enough to not gently caress up the pancakes and eggs. I'm sure many Christmas days are currently being wrecked by life hack shenanigans. Somebody decides that everything must be made on a waffle iron and anyone who suggests otherwise gets a death stare for ruining Christmas. 
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