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HDI Operation Secret Santa OPREP: Been off meds for over 24 hours now, just woke up naked in my bathroom alone, trapper keeper has been located, THC ingested, BBC world news is on the bedroom TV on mute and I've got a mix of Run The Jewels, Roxy Music (gently caress you if you don't love mother of pearl) and Roger Allen Wade on mix/repeat on my Bose portable maxed out. No idea what's coming out of this yet, but I decided it's going to be as clancyesque as I can get, awkwardly placed rape scenes and all. Also no meds means no seizure meds so I'm shaking like Michael j fox so I def gotta use print and not cursive, sorry your story has 4th grade handwriting, HDI. I can't draw so no drawings, sorry man. Also I'll send you pictures of when I regifted Baby Whip (I named him  ) to the chick having the Ed hardy themed baby shower. I included wire coat hangers with little bagged whip too, who's slowly turning to preserved pig soup.
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Godspeed you! Crazy Veteran
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Dec 21, 2014 01:54
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Watch out for seizures Shim, they're not fun. 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Watch out for seizures Shim, they're not fun. High CBD stuff is just as effective for complex seizures as gabapentin or the other one for me so I'm ok. I wouldnt go risk my actual health for a joke. I go off the prescribed anti seizure meds and switch to the natural ones a couple times a year just so I don't develop a legit Benzo dependency to keep seizures away. You can read my rap sheet and get a pretty good idea of when it happens. 
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Obama Africanus posted:HDI Operation Secret Santa OPREP: There's not nearly enough Roxy Music love in here. 
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iKon posted:There's not nearly enough Roxy Music love in here. Roxy Music Mother of Pearl - YouTube Artist: Roxy Music Album: Stranded Released: 1973 Sample Lyrics: Turn the lights down / Way down low / Turn up the music / Hi as fi can can go
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Godholio posted:
It has been brought to my attention that I'm too easily pleased and should not have stopped at discovering the whiskey. poo poo just got real.  I think I'm going to bring this to work.
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Well, at least it's not a book of mormon.
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Godholio posted:It has been brought to my attention that I'm too easily pleased and should not have stopped at discovering the whiskey. poo poo just got real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlctCuUV28 gently caress YEAH
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Just stay safe during your non-medicated spirit journey shim 
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Dec 21, 2014 18:49
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My box of dumb poo poo is outbound from my AO. So, gently caress you secret santa. :-)
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I just got a box today... From a GiP poster. Its not ticking. But its kinda heavy for its size... Should I open it? 
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Genocide Tendency posted:I just got a box today... From a GiP poster. Only if pictures are involved
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 This is the 4th beer stein I have got this year. Imma take it thats a hint to start drinkin again.  Its not big enough.  (yes it is.  ) That explained the strange scent. Fun Fact! Apparently I am allergic to Bounce fragrance.  This is seriously an awesome gift.  Saftey first! Always have a reflective belt for your auto-erotic prostate massaging! :  : Aww... For real though. You are awesome SG. Great gifts. I feel kinda bad about being a lazy gently caress and mailing you a gift card now. Hopefully you got the dildo you wanted. If not let me know and Ill gift you one.
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Dec 23, 2014 18:06
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holy poo poo trim your fingernails
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:holy poo poo trim your fingernails You want me to shave while Im at it Chief?
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Genocide Tendency posted:Fun Fact! Apparently I am allergic to Bounce fragrance.
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Its ok man. I didn't know I was until I opened it and got a face full of bounce perfume. Snapped the pic and put it out in the laundry room.
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I wonder how Shim's unfiltered reality bender is going.
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Thank you for the giant Chris Pratt fathead, Secret Santa. The Chris Pratt clone-a-willie would have been the better gift.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Thank you for the giant Chris Pratt fathead, Secret Santa. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Give N4i a chance to wipe it clean first.
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Pics will happen when my partner gets home so he can photograph me holding it up. 
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Dec 23, 2014 21:22
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"Fragile." It must be Italian!
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Pics will happen when my partner gets home so he can photograph me holding it up. Thats one weird looking dogge.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Thank you for the giant Chris Pratt fathead, Secret Santa. I was gonna clone my own dick but I figured a 6 foot chris pratt was a better idea.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I was gonna clone my own dick but I figured a 6 foot chris pratt was a better idea. Wait, his dick is 6 feet long?
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beanieson posted:Wait, his dick is 6 feet long? There's a reason he's the most popular guy in the room.
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 my partner posted:That is not going on my walls. My nephew loved Guardians so it will probably be re-gifted 
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beanieson posted:Wait, his dick is 6 feet long? 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
Haha. Either way, hope it gets good use.
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Hi Shim. I couldn't keep my secret sorry man   My first dick ornament featured in the now legendary dick art book will be heading your way sometime in January. And if I can't find it, I'll craft a new one 
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My Santee got his gift delivered a week ago and I can only assume has been trapped in the packaging since then.
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My Secret Santa gift arrived this morning. I had to wait until my son wasn't hanging around to take pictures.  http://imgur.com/a/hogYk I don't know how to link thumbnails in the thread and the full resolution images will gently caress everything up. So you get an Imgur album.
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 Holy poo poo.
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Carteret posted:
My favorite part is "Can I secretly add semen to surprise my friends?" .
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Surprise! You're eating my baby batter.
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Good timing on this package, I'm about to leave for a couple weeks and wouldn't have been here to get it. Definitely got a good laugh out of this  I got a shirt!  It's every bit as awesome as it looks  Thanks SS buddy!
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A Kpro posted:Good timing on this package, I'm about to leave for a couple weeks and wouldn't have been here to get it. Shirt is the poo poo. I would rock that poo poo to the gym. Brb, hitting up cafe press.
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MEXICAN CUMSLIDE
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