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Keven. Just. Keven posted:He should have just fought back since it turns out cro coo is a sub frank Mir level talent Alberto doesn't have the kind of boss tattoos Frank Mir has, his wussy ink can't stand up to Cro Cop.
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Dec 23, 2014 23:05
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MassRafTer posted:He got kicked in the head and was knocked out. There was nothing smart about it. Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. Considering it was PRIDE, the chances of it being a legit fight even if that kick connected were about one in five.
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Memento posted:Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. Watch the actual video the kick lands and you can hear it hitting his skull. Cro Cop then punches him right in the face while he's down. PRIDE didn't hire cans to take dives. You hire cans because they suck, and Alberto sucked at MMA. The people who took dives were fighters with name value like Mark Coleman.
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Memento posted:Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. I watched it on satellite and later on DVD, and both times there was a really loud "KLONK" when Crocops shin makes contact, and then afterwards Del Rio was gushing blood from his head, so possibly you might want to shut up about your deeply meaningful analysis of a 500k gif file
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Memento posted:Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. Yeah, I'm sure they needed to pay off the pro wrestler to take a dive to loving Cro Cop.
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fatherdog posted:I watched it on satellite and later on DVD, and both times there was a really loud "KLONK" when Crocops shin makes contact, and then afterwards Del Rio was gushing blood from his head, so possibly you might want to shut up about your deeply meaningful analysis of a 500k gif file Uh as any well educated professional wrestling fan would know, the sound of a kick landing is merely a slapping of the thigh, clearly done by Mr Cro Cop's left hand, obscured by his torso thanks to a well-placed camera angle
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Dec 23, 2014 23:31
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Personally I find impossible to believe that a 220 pound very well trained man kicking me full speed in the side of the head would cause me to fall over. That is photoshopped.
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Memento posted:Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. lmao
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Lloyd Boner posted:Uh as any well educated professional wrestling fan would know, the sound of a kick landing is merely a slapping of the thigh, clearly done by Mr Cro Cop's left hand, obscured by his torso thanks to a well-placed camera angle Hahahahaha
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Dec 23, 2014 23:45
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:He should have just fought back since it turns out cro coo is a sub frank Mir level talent You shut your mouth
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Dec 23, 2014 23:46
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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The Yakuza paymasters had to convince the scared Mexican wrestler wearing a mask to "make it look real" when he pretends to get knocked out by the fearsome kickboxer in his prime
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Lloyd Boner posted:well educated professional wrestling fan That's your problem right there.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:00
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Cro cop had a few knockouts in Pride where it looks like his foot just gracefully gives someone a haircut without making contact, its why he owned. pride was just the ecw of capitalizing on fighter's strengths and covering up their weaknesses so everyone thought they were better than they were, which is why pride also owned
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:He should have just fought back since it turns out cro coo is a sub frank Mir level talent Worse than Brendan schaub
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Dec 24, 2014 00:04
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that ending was loving cool
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Memento posted:Are we watching the same gif? The one where the left leg gently caresses the top of ADR's head and then he falls over a half second later after he realises he has an out? He wasn't knocked out at all. Bush did 9/11
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Dec 24, 2014 00:09
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Greatest of all time
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Fine, I'm wrong, I can admit that. I'll say two Hail Mirkos in penance.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:that ending was loving cool For context, Internet MMA fans (who are probably just as awful as Internet Wrestling fans) proclaimed the guy he was fighting to be the best ever despite him ducking fights or having poor performances against bad fighters. Then he got knocked out by an old man with no teeth, a bad back, and knees that won't bend.
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Alright, for real actual penance. Give me a terrible but decent length match to watch and I'll provide live commentary on it while drunk. I won't be able to do it until Saturday night Aus time, but I'll do it and it'll be the analysis of a dude who knows very little about MMA you can all laugh at.  it gets done by midnight Saturday PST or I'll happily eat a ban for my dumbness.
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Dec 24, 2014 00:31
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Memento posted:Alright, for real actual penance. Give me a terrible but decent length match to watch and I'll provide live commentary on it while drunk. I won't be able to do it until Saturday night Aus time, but I'll do it and it'll be the analysis of a dude who knows very little about MMA you can all laugh at. Royce/Sakuraba
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Dec 24, 2014 00:37
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That's cruel and unusual punishment.
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Throw Krylov Palelei on top as a fun palette cleanser.
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Watching the beginning of this and I just noticed Hendo's logo is him in mid air about to give Bisping CTE. That man is a treasure.
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Memento posted:Alright, for real actual penance. Give me a terrible but decent length match to watch and I'll provide live commentary on it while drunk. I won't be able to do it until Saturday night Aus time, but I'll do it and it'll be the analysis of a dude who knows very little about MMA you can all laugh at. Krylov/Palelei
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gimpsuitjones posted:Royce/Sakuraba gently caress, man. Proportional response and what not. That said,  this one.
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Memento posted:Alright, for real actual penance. Give me a terrible but decent length match to watch and I'll provide live commentary on it while drunk. I won't be able to do it until Saturday night Aus time, but I'll do it and it'll be the analysis of a dude who knows very little about MMA you can all laugh at. Quarry vs Starnes
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Detroit_Dogg posted:I hope Donald Cerrone makes fun of this guy for not drinking.
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Do Maynard/Guida please, because it would be the funniest.
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:hey man, i was able to watch that soldier get a million knees to the face for free that question isn't that invalid for someone who's exposure to mma is that match and that gif Never mind that guy. You can search the youtube for "free fight ufc" or "pelea gratis ufc". It is their business to sell fights and they want you to see 'em.
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Keg posted:Do Maynard/Guida please, because it would be the funniest. Seconded.
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gimpsuitjones posted:Royce/Sakuraba Royce/Sakuraba was for the real fight that got me in to MMA.
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i remember clay guida vs huerta being good you should review that
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Hendo chat spilled over into the main thread so I'm cross posting. Fozzy The Bear posted:Someone tell the Chael story about Hendo not holding someone down, but staring them down. Someone posted the video on the previous page but the basic gist is this: rogan was doing comedy and Hendo came to watch. Someone was heckling him, and Rogan pointed out his buddy Hendo and said that he'll have him hold him down while he fucks his girlfriend. Hendo shouts out "I won't have to hold him down. I'll just stare him down" and the heckler shut up. Also one of the best Hendowns stories: quote:In 1995, Randy and Henderson cleaned house on five bouncers in Buckhead (ATL)--it was a brutal bloodbath and took about 90 seconds, max. I was with them, and believe me when I tell you it was total carnage. It started when Randy pushed Dan into a car--just horseplay--outside a bar, and the doormen started talking ****. One of them grabbed a baseball bat and was acting like he was going to swing. So, Randy and Dan squared up. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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The guy telling that story is Hendo's manager, iirc
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gimpsuitjones posted:Royce/Sakuraba Reminder that CM Punk went to a 60-minute draw twice in ROH (Dave Meltzer even gave this five stars), and had a 93-minute match with Chris Hero Conclusions: - Chick Magnet Punk could clearly beat up both Royce and Sakuraba - ROH fans are entirely right to be baffled that their product doesn't attract a mainstream audience
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Never show this. Ever.
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DAS Super! posted:Never show this. Ever. The fight that makes grown men cry
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