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Croccers posted:It's fun! Isn't Christmas about having fun?! *glares as thick black smoke rises from a battery of waffle irons* "LOOK AT ALL THIS FUN WE'RE HAVING. HO. HO. HO. NOW EAT YOUR GODDAMN HASH BROWNS."
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If you're not going to stop complaining about the burnt taste have one of the mints I made. They're in fun, festive colors! Only eat one. Quickly, before they melt.
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Dec 25, 2014 22:58
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And then you can eat the plate!
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Dec 26, 2014 00:38
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If you made pancakes in a waffle iron wouldn't you just make a waffle?
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Dec 26, 2014 01:09
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:If you made pancakes in a waffle iron wouldn't you just make a waffle? NO because you see uh YEAH I didn't have a chance to use it yesterday because I was too busy with not going outside or cooking or doing anything productive, but I want to try some of the egg thingies.
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Dec 26, 2014 01:21
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Christmas at my brother's this year and lo and behold waffle iron everything. What is with this article ruining everyone's Christmas food? Is there an idiot mom-baby mailing list?
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Dec 26, 2014 06:29
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I'm probably the only person in the world who would love a waffle iron, and I didn't get one. I've even got a recipe for homemade waffles.
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Dec 26, 2014 06:45
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Dr. Stab posted:I was imagining doing this with a propane stove. We use a comal over a propane stove all the time. 
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Dec 26, 2014 07:07
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trickybiscuits posted:I'm probably the only person in the world who would love a waffle iron, and I didn't get one. I've even got a recipe for homemade waffles. Waffles irons rock for making kicking rad waffles. They are poo poo life hacks for everything not waffle.
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Dec 27, 2014 01:26
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How ironic (uh, no pun intended) that waffles are one thing where yes, you should just use this kitchen gadget that exists to make a specific food.
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Dec 27, 2014 01:44
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Hey you, are you having trouble pouring juice from a carton like this man? Well fret no more! Allow me to reveal you the secrets of pouring juice! Simply... turn the carton upside-down. 
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Dec 27, 2014 05:18
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Life hack: open your beer in the car by using your seatbelt
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Dec 27, 2014 05:20
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WOLF HONGO posted:Life hack: open your beer in the car by using your seatbelt Use your room door's strike plate! (is that what is called?)* *You might end spilling half your beer if you are not careful.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:25
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DemeaninDemon posted:I got a waffle iron too. Gonna make me some poo poo grilled cheese. patiently waiting for a report of a repeat of my story about the college friend who smugly ended up with liquid cheese in his carpet.
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Dec 27, 2014 08:46
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Desperado Bones posted:Use your room door's strike plate! (is that what is called?)* Just use a handy waffle-iron.
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Dec 27, 2014 16:56
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Desperado Bones posted:Use your room door's strike plate! (is that what is called?)* They're called that or a kick plate. It would work with a little practice, but in order to get the angle you'd also have to get down on the floor .... you know the rest.
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Dec 27, 2014 17:23
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ChaosArgate posted:Hey you, are you having trouble pouring juice from a carton like this man? if your "special technique" is gonna require two hands to pour the juice anyway why don't you just hold the goddamn glass up to the spout
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Dec 27, 2014 19:37
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because then it wouldn't be a lifehack!! 
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Dec 27, 2014 19:54
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Lifehack: drink juices and milk directly from the carton like an animal you piece of poo poo
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:because then it wouldn't be a lifehack!! The entire point of the opening being offset like that is that the liquid is below the level of the spout so you can pour it smoothly. Motor oil bottles are designed the same way. This is just another hack that consists of using something as intended. Lifehack: get liquid out of containers by unscrewing the cap instead of beating a hole into the side with a hammer.
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Dec 27, 2014 22:22
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Lifehack: get liquid out of containers by unscrewing the cap instead of beating a hole into the side with a hammer.
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Dec 27, 2014 22:30
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*hears people talking about how you can open a beer with a Bic lighter* "I wonder if you could open a beer with a Bic ligher?"
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Dec 28, 2014 03:18
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Definitely a hot time with this one.
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Dec 28, 2014 06:06
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ChaosArgate posted:Hey you, are you having trouble pouring juice from a carton like this man? Of course he pours more slowly in the second one. There's too many variables! This is a bad experiment!
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Dec 28, 2014 07:38
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Having a hard time performing tasks using only one hand? Lifehack: use two hands.
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Dec 28, 2014 08:39
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Wooper posted:Having a hard time performing tasks using only one hand? Masterbation life hack.
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Dec 28, 2014 14:19
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Decrepus posted:*hears people talking about how you can open a beer with a Bic lighter* Sometimes when I do this people react like I'm a wizard, but really I'm an alcoholic. Lifehack: Impress acquaintances with skills you've picked up as a degenerate.
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Dec 28, 2014 15:35
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DeadmansReach posted:Sometimes when I do this people react like I'm a wizard, but really I'm an alcoholic. Everybody in Denmark knows how to do this. Lifehack: be an alcoholic in a nation of alcoholics.
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Dec 28, 2014 18:14
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Ha! Joke's on them! I don't need a jalapeno to suffer horrifying, burning agony! i... i think i need to see a doctor
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Dec 29, 2014 08:40
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Pfft, Is it amateur hour in here? what you want to do is slip a thin pepper like Cayenne up your urethra. You can thank me later. 
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Dec 29, 2014 08:50
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Pfft, Is it amateur hour in here? what you want to do is slip a thin pepper like Cayenne up your urethra. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
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Dec 29, 2014 10:03
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So, eggs in a waffle iron definitely equals well-cooked eggs...but it's sort of weird eating a waffle-shaped egg. Still, great breakfast sandwich potential.
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Dec 29, 2014 10:14
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Lifehack: purchase products and use them incorrectly like the animal that you are
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Dec 29, 2014 10:50
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DeadmansReach posted:Sometimes when I do this people react like I'm a wizard, but really I'm an alcoholic. You're not a pro-level degenerate unless you open bottles with your teeth when there's no device handy.
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Dec 30, 2014 01:41
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I made the mistake of accepting my girlfriends sister on Facebook. Turns out she's one of those buzzfeed life hack readers. But here's one for cat owners. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/26-hacks-that-will-make-any-cat-owners-life-easier?s=mobile#.vf6VzKAkX Features: using things as intended Making "toys" out of garbage Overcomplicated solutions to easy problems Making furniture for cats to ignore It's almost a bingo!
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Dec 30, 2014 02:47
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Lifehack: shove a piece of shaved ginger up your butt to cleanse the palate after eating sushi.
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Dec 30, 2014 03:31
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drat, I went out for sushi last night and totally just ate the ginger. Should I have asked them to waffle-iron it?
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Waffle iron it? No way! The traditional way to eat sushi is to drape your ginger on top of your California roll, pick it up with your chop sticks, dunk the whole thing into your low sodium soy sauce until you see a grain or two of rice float off, dip that quickly into the squirt of spicy mayo you asked for on your plate, take a bite of only half the roll piece, then chase it with your ice cold sake!
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Sentient Data posted:Waffle iron it? No way! The traditional way to eat sushi is to drape your ginger on top of your California roll, pick it up with your chop sticks, dunk the whole thing into your low sodium soy sauce until you see a grain or two of rice float off, dip that quickly into the squirt of spicy mayo you asked for on your plate, take a bite of only half the roll piece, then chase it with your ice cold sake! I just gagged and cried at the same time. Especially at the soy sauce, and eating half the roll at a time. I see people do this all the time, and it's hard to not smack the fork that they're eating with out of their hand.
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