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I'm jedi master yoda i am one with the force and can sense fear and anger but i somehow couldn't figure out a giant conspiracy involving the entire army of the republic jedis are useless Order 66 was executed, and nothing of value was lost Supreme Chancellor Palpatine did nothing wrong.
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Chill la Chill posted:I just wish there was more of a feeling behind Yoda's hermitage. If he hid not only due to being hunted down but as penance after realizing that those clone troopers weren't disposable people at all but that even he as a wise master didn't see that. Yoda actually sees the clones as people, a lot of the jedi do, after fighting alongside them. Also I think in season 5 of The Clone Wars, the jedi figure out that he clones were originally commissioned by the bad guys, but they're like "oh poo poo. Well we're in this war too deep now, I guess we gotta just keep trying to win." The cartoons also explain the hermitage more I think. They're really the best Star Wars thing since the originals.
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Dec 27, 2014 23:34
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Would've only taken like 30s of screen time.
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Chill la Chill posted:I just wish there was more of a feeling behind Yoda's hermitage. If he hid not only due to being hunted down but as penance after realizing that those clone troopers weren't disposable people at all but that even he as a wise master didn't see that. I don't remember where but some book or Wookiepedia article mentioned him going to Dagobah not only to hide but also as an exile for failing.
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Dec 27, 2014 23:48
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happyhippy posted:Writers can only make their characters as intelligent as they are. Anakin Skywalker: I should have known the fans were plotting to take over. George Lucas has showed me the true ways of film making. Obi-Wan: Anakin, George Lucas is stupid! The scriptwriters are stupid. The Expanded Universe is a giant bag of stupid. Anakin Skywalker: From my point of view, it is the fans who are stupid. Obi-Wan: Well, then you really are lost! 
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Dec 28, 2014 00:22
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muscles like this? posted:It makes a lot more sense that the Republic would be the ones with the droid army, while the Separatists would use a secret clone army. They could have even kept the clones = Stormtroopers thing by finishing the war and deciding to keep the surviving clones around as soldiers. Probably Sheev's plan all along to replace the republic's army of useless droids with a battle-hardened army of clone stormtroopers. So when the Jedi decapitated the seperatist army by killing their commanders everything that had transpired was according to his design <evil laughter>.
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Dec 28, 2014 00:23
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i remember someone told me that like theres only meant to be like 2 sith in the universe at any one time? is that a real star wars thing?
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Dec 28, 2014 00:50
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Elukka posted:Well the whole thing was kinda that the Republic had no army, only local forces like that of the Trade Federation, and if they started trouble on their own there was very little they could do. ok the republic is a bloated quasi feudal state that handed all its power to nominally subordinate warlords and in the prequels it had unexpectedly arrived at the point of circling the drain with a new order in wait so like ancient China every 200 years tops
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Dec 28, 2014 00:50
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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FirstPersonShitter posted:i remember someone told me that like theres only meant to be like 2 sith in the universe at any one time? This was one of those EU things that Lucas put into the movies with the prequels. Almost all the "rules" come from EU poo poo migrating into the movies 'cause stuff was kinda cool and nebulous originally.
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Dec 28, 2014 01:08
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FirstPersonShitter posted:i remember someone told me that like theres only meant to be like 2 sith in the universe at any one time? Yes, in a galaxy with a probable billion billion sentient beings, the Sith are hedging their bets on two people.
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Dec 28, 2014 01:20
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:"the executioner is the most mightiest ship in the galaxy" It's because the pilot had a special SHIELD PIERCING CRYSTAL onboard. Don't you feel silly now?
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Dec 28, 2014 01:28
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Trevor Hale posted:It's because the pilot had a special SHIELD PIERCING CRYSTAL onboard. Dude no. I didnt know this and i have every technical manual. Pls tell me that arvyl krynyd was just a badass and not a crystal wielder
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Dec 28, 2014 01:39
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FirstPersonShitter posted:i remember someone told me that like theres only meant to be like 2 sith in the universe at any one time? There's an actual sith empire with sith ships, sith boots, sith customs and sith traditions in addition to governing the sith race. A jedi snuck into the sith empire and the jedi, with his jedi-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without harmony. It came with rage. It came with battleships, droids and armies. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the jedi thought of something he hadn't before. What if sith philosphy he thought, doesn't come from lore. What if sith philosphy, perhaps, means a little bit more.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:25
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what the gently caress is that and please tell me you made it up
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Dec 28, 2014 02:27
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:"the executioner is the most mightiest ship in the galaxy" hubris slays us all
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Dec 28, 2014 02:29
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:"the executioner is the most mightiest ship in the galaxy" more like *leaves bridge deflector shield tower out in the open with no armour or shielding*
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Dec 28, 2014 02:30
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its a sick movie moment but unfortunately the EU had to extrapolate that those were teh shield generators and not some sort of space-RADAR, despite the fact they look identical to loving modern radar arrays E: though it was convenient (and fun) as gently caress in video games, so, imo, let it ride
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Dec 28, 2014 02:31
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Fetus Tree posted:what the gently caress is that and please tell me you made it up Sith empire and race are pretty well established in the EU. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Empire
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Dec 28, 2014 02:31
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Sith empire and race are pretty well established in the EU. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Empire oh no i meant the poem part. i assumed it was from a novel.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:31
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Fetus Tree posted:oh no i meant the poem part. i assumed it was from a novel. It's part of a series. 
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Dec 28, 2014 02:34
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Sith empire and race are pretty well established in the EU. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Empire As with all EU it's dumb poo poo.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:41
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Groovelord Neato posted:As with all EU it's dumb poo poo. The EU established that Hutts were milkable.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:42
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Fetus Tree posted:Dude no. I didnt know this and i have every technical manual. Pls tell me that arvyl krynyd was just a badass and not a crystal wielder Ugh. I misremembered it as Vrad Dodonna's attack on the Executor. I'm the rear end in a top hat here.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:49
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Trevor Hale posted:Ugh. I misremembered it as Vrad Dodonna's attack on the Executor. no trust me we are both assholes, its just thankful that in this case i am correct. for all our sakes.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:56
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:The EU established that Hutts were milkable. Hmm I take it back.
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Dec 28, 2014 02:57
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I want some eu info about different races genital compatibility
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Dec 28, 2014 03:01
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david... posted:I want some eu info about different races genital compatibility basically if its a 'white' race its probably ok, like twileks and humans wont get stares at a bar, but if youre a bothan and a human you're gonna get assaulted for bangin the hairball its basically the same as irl
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Dec 28, 2014 03:07
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Fetus Tree posted:basically if its a 'white' race its probably ok, like twileks and humans wont get stares at a bar, but if youre a bothan and a human you're gonna get assaulted for bangin the hairball what about human/gungan couples?
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Dec 28, 2014 03:09
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KiteAuraan posted:what about human/gungan couples? Irrelevant. We've already established that the Gungans were exterminated with Order 67.
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Dec 28, 2014 03:11
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KiteAuraan posted:what about human/gungan couples? depends on what era of EU probably. things became more progressive after the republic fell E: i wish i could change my answer to his tbh
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Dec 28, 2014 03:12
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david... posted:I want some eu info about different races genital compatibility in the eu, any relationship that isn't human/human is incredibly rare which is pretty funny when the rebels are apparently fighting for equal rights for aliens or whatever "yeah, look, i'm fighting for your rights or whatever but no i'm not going to date you ewwww"
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Dec 28, 2014 03:12
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KiteAuraan posted:what about human/gungan couples? Seems to work out  http://i.imgur.com/y3VmXcp.jpg
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Dec 28, 2014 03:15
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I like how the star destroyers were supposed to be near-indestructible, unless they were fighting 3 x-wings then they be hosed lol
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Dec 28, 2014 03:20
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:I like how the star destroyers were supposed to be near-indestructible, unless they were fighting 3 x-wings then they be hosed lol You mean, "gimped by a planet-based ion gun". Although one of the cool bits I'll give the EU is that ion cannon was supposedly manned by a crew of 100-something Alderaan refugees-turned rebels. They also never made it off Hoth. 
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Dec 28, 2014 03:24
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Pillow Clerk posted:SCENE: THE EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM jfc lol
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Dec 28, 2014 03:43
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Young Freud posted:You mean, "gimped by a planet-based ion gun". yeah idk about whatever the EU says that ion cannon poo poo was loving badass ESB is a loving badass as gently caress movie
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Dec 28, 2014 03:43
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Young Freud posted:You mean, "gimped by a planet-based ion gun". No, a number of the EU battles between rebels and imperials has a handful of rebel star fighters defeating star destroyers.
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Dec 28, 2014 03:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8YIR60Ij0 you cant tell me you didnt cheer when you were a kid when those transports got away that ion cannon loving owned also i had the micromachine of that and it kicked some supreme rear end
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Dec 28, 2014 03:45
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Fetus Tree posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8YIR60Ij0 Okay yeah it's cool but Imperials are cool as poo poo and earned their place as the rulers of galaxy
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Dec 28, 2014 04:23
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Okay yeah it's cool but Nazis are cool as poo poo and earned their place as the rulers of Europe
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