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What if a janitor mops the floor of a sith lord's throne room and the sith lord slips and dies. Is the janitor, a non force-sensitive, completely normal dude, the new sith lord? What if when the apprentice makes his move and engages his sith lord in mortal combat, they both mortally wound each other? Who takes power then? If a jedi kills a sith does he inherit his position and all his assets and servants?
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 05:12 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:48 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:
...I've never considered this. There's the obvious risk of both participants dying in a lightsaber fight so you would think an organization with two members only would be pretty strict when it comes to situations when they could both die.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 05:32 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:What if a janitor mops the floor of a sith lord's throne room and the sith lord slips and dies. Is the janitor, a non force-sensitive, completely normal dude, the new sith lord? Remember how Palpatine always has some guys following him around everywhere? They're Sith referees. Sith lord succession pretty much goes by hardcore wrestling rules so falls count anywhere.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 05:39 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Remember how Palpatine always has some guys following him around everywhere? Star Wars would be a lot better if it operated under the same rules as the WWE imo.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 05:41 |
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muscles like this? posted:Topher Grace did a re edit of the PT that's supposed to be really good but was only shown once to a small group of people. I refuse to believe anybody could "Fix" the prequels without trashing the lot and reshooting. There just isn't enough meat or bones to the footage to assemble a proper movie.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:05 |
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That Topher Grace edit sounds interesting. Taking all three movies and making an 85 minute film out of them, and he cut out almost all of Phantom Menace and opens with the Maul fight, isn't a bad idea. You really couldn't make them any worse.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:09 |
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There's a fan edit on youtube that condensed the three movies together. into a 2 hour 'character piece' about Anakin. Literally the only PM scene was the tale end of the Maul fight. The rest was still terrible, there was a deleted scene of Anakin meeting Padme's family which I hadn't seen and thought was almost good so of course it was not in the movies originally.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:11 |
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Weird BIAS posted:There's a fan edit on youtube that condensed the three movies together. into a 2 hour 'character piece' about Anakin. Yeah, that really doesn't sound too bad. Sounds like the Topher Grace edit used the same deleted scene.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:14 |
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There is no such thing as a good or worthwhile fan edit.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:15 |
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If I had to choose one or the other, I'd choose That 70's Show's 85-minute version.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:16 |
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The scene shows Padme is more than a sexy tease, she's a real human bean.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:21 |
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annikan our love can never be, that's why i'm by a roaring fire in a god damned leather bustier telling you this
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:22 |
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Wait so where were her loving parents during the whole Naboo crisis nonsense. I thought they'd be dead or something based on the original movie cuts but nope still alive and kicking in AotC, letting their daughter be a loving queen and then a senator. Getting captured and fighting a war at like 14 years of age. What do they even do?!?!?
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:35 |
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Weird BIAS posted:Wait so where were her loving parents during the whole Naboo crisis nonsense. I thought they'd be dead or something based on the original movie cuts but nope still alive and kicking in AotC, letting their daughter be a loving queen and then a senator. Getting captured and fighting a war at like 14 years of age. the same thing every parent in Star Wars does. Be a really, really, really loving bad parent.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:37 |
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KiteAuraan posted:the same thing every parent in Star Wars does. Be a really, really, really loving bad parent.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:40 |
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They might've been good parents. Past tense.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:41 |
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what the poo poo did the stormtroopers do to turn them into loving skeletons? stormtroopers mostly just blast people leaving one little like burnt patch.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:43 |
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Otisburg posted:what the poo poo did the stormtroopers do to turn them into loving skeletons? stormtroopers mostly just blast people leaving one little like burnt patch. The only thing I can think of is that they used one of these: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oppressor_flamethrower
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:49 |
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That's not them, the skeleton army happened to be raiding through the area and Ben+Beru took two out before being captured and dragged off. Empire was framed.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:50 |
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Jace Madan posted:The only thing I can think of is that they used one of these: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oppressor_flamethrower
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:53 |
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source: trading card game
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 06:54 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:That's not them, the skeleton army happened to be raiding through the area and Ben+Beru took two out before being captured and dragged off. Empire was framed. i'm willing to bet there is a literal skeleton race in the EU somewhere i mean we already have werewolf man and that other cantina guy who was some kind of vampire
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 07:07 |
Wolfsheim posted:i'm willing to bet there is a literal skeleton race in the EU somewhere http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Givin
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 07:10 |
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skeletons ruled by math nerds who select their leader with a algebra contest.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 07:15 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:That's not them, the skeleton army happened to be raiding through the area and Ben+Beru took two out before being captured and dragged off. Empire was framed. Owen and Beru were fuckboys anyway. And did you not see "Troops" from the other page? They were incinerated by a thermal detonator accidentally.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 08:01 |
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Otisburg posted:skeletons ruled by math nerds who select their leader with a algebra contest. not even group theory? pffffff losers
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:01 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:There is no such thing as a good or worthwhile fan edit.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:04 |
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Weird BIAS posted:Wait so where were her loving parents during the whole Naboo crisis nonsense. I thought they'd be dead or something based on the original movie cuts but nope still alive and kicking in AotC, letting their daughter be a loving queen and then a senator. Getting captured and fighting a war at like 14 years of age. She was democratically elected queen at age 13. I wonder how that campaign went.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:48 |
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lotta anime fans on naboo i guess
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 09:57 |
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Why the gently caress did lucas do that.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:05 |
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PostNouveau posted:She was democratically elected queen at age 13. I wonder how that campaign went. Amidala ran for queen against Palpatine. Won by a very narrow margin.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:06 |
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burritolingus posted:Amidala ran for queen against Palpatine. Sheev should've won. King Sheev. That'd been rad.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:10 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Sheev should've won. King Sheev. That'd been rad. Queen Sheev.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:13 |
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burritolingus posted:Amidala ran for queen against Palpatine.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:38 |
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Maybe he didnt want to win the election
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:39 |
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A good fan edit for Phantom Menace would be to replace all of the queens scenes with the emperor shooting lightning at people.
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:40 |
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burritolingus posted:Amidala ran for queen against Palpatine. So the average Naboo voter's like "Hmmm, 65-year-old elder statesman or 13-year-old girl? Tough call."
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:40 |
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kingcom posted:A good fan edit for Phantom Menace would be to replace all of the queens scenes with the emperor shooting lightning at people. just replace everyone with the guy who plays palpatine because he owns and is clearly having the time of his life every time he's onscreen
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:50 |
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PostNouveau posted:So the average Naboo voter's like "Hmmm, 65-year-old elder statesman or 13-year-old girl? Tough call."
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:51 |
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i would suggest that if you knew the president that was probably a facetious remark
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# ? Dec 29, 2014 10:55 |