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Len posted:I made the mistake of accepting my girlfriends sister on Facebook. Turns out she's one of those buzzfeed life hack readers. But here's one for cat owners. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/26-hacks-that-will-make-any-cat-owners-life-easier?s=mobile#.vf6VzKAkX This one: quote:23. If your cat eats too quickly and then throws up, place her food in a shallow plate. Life hack to not get mad at these; Be an actual cat-lady that treats their pet like a little idiot baby. Waffle ironing your cat also works!!
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EZipperelli posted:I just gagged and cried at the same time. Especially at the soy sauce, and eating half the roll at a time. I see people do this all the time, and it's hard to not smack the fork that they're eating with out of their hand.
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Halloween Jack posted:Do you give a poo poo if a Japanese guy puts red bean paste on fried chicken?
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Dec 30, 2014 04:48
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Halloween Jack posted:Do you give a poo poo if a Japanese guy puts red bean paste on fried chicken? The soy sauce poo poo made me gag, primarily because its loving disgusting to let a sushi roll swim in it. People who do that don't like sushi, they like soy sauce. I cried at the whole "taking 2 bites to eat 1 piece". Because, seriously? For real - the poo poo isn't that loving big.
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Dec 30, 2014 04:57
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Desperado Bones posted:Life hack to not get mad at these; Be an actual cat-lady that treats their pet like a little idiot baby. Waffle ironing your cat also works!! What if I treat mine like sociopathic assholes?
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Dec 30, 2014 04:59
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Rickycat posted:What if I treat mine like sociopathic assholes? The answer is the waffle iron, always the waffle iron.
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Dec 30, 2014 05:04
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llifehack: fuk u pay me
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Halloween Jack posted:Do you give a poo poo if a Japanese guy puts red bean paste on fried chicken? Is this a thing?
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Dec 30, 2014 05:10
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EZipperelli posted:I cried at the whole "taking 2 bites to eat 1 piece". Because, seriously? For real - the poo poo isn't that loving big. what if its futomaki
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Dec 30, 2014 05:14
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RandomFerret posted:what if its futomaki I'm quite literally talking about regular, run-of-the-mill sushi rolls. Also, none of the places around here offer futomaki.
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Dec 30, 2014 05:32
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Len posted:I made the mistake of accepting my girlfriends sister on Facebook. Turns out she's one of those buzzfeed life hack readers. But here's one for cat owners. http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/26-hacks-that-will-make-any-cat-owners-life-easier?s=mobile#.vf6VzKAkX The first one actually works pretty well if you don't like looking at cat poo poo. Also  if you expend any emotion about how other people eat sushi.Sorry they're all baka gajin
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Dec 30, 2014 05:50
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but can you waffle iron your sushi?
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:but can you waffle iron your sushi? YOU KNOW GOD drat WELL YOU loving CAN''T
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Dec 30, 2014 06:24
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It's all the loving same questions over and over. "Can I put this in my waffle iron? Can I put this in my rear end? Can I put my rear end in my waffle iron?"
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FutonForensic posted:It's all the loving same questions over and over. "Can I put this in my waffle iron? Can I put this in my rear end? Can I put my rear end in my waffle iron?" i absolutely love that the go-to picture for toaster-grilled cheese is taken from an article that details how terribly complicated and dangerous the whole affair is.
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Dec 30, 2014 06:43
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Isn't that what dodgy people would do when they had an old or lame horse and they wanted to sell it to someone by making it look like it was full of piss and vinegar?
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Gridlocked posted:Isn't that what dodgy people would do when they had an old or lame horse and they wanted to sell it to someone by making it look like it was full of piss and vinegar? Yep, and now it's a fetish thing.
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Dec 30, 2014 07:02
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So let's recap. I've learned that - corn goes on pizza - juniper goes on ham - ginger goes in vag - sushi goes in spergs Realtalk: gonna make me some corn pizza
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Dec 30, 2014 07:31
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:but can you waffle iron your sushi? http://laurenthebird.com/post/72692262672/what-happens-when-you-cook-sushi-on-a-waffle "reblog if you think this video totally rawks" EDIT: If you're gonna put corn on your pizza, might as well go the whole Japanese hog and add tuna and disgusting sweet mayonnaise, too.
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Dec 30, 2014 07:38
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bringmyfishback posted:http://laurenthebird.com/post/72692262672/what-happens-when-you-cook-sushi-on-a-waffle You and I both know it's going to be a freezer cheese pizza and a can of sweet corn.
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bringmyfishback posted:http://laurenthebird.com/post/72692262672/what-happens-when-you-cook-sushi-on-a-waffle Before I even clicked on this I was thinking "It's going to be some hipster doing a rip on Will It Blend." And sadly I was right.
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Dec 30, 2014 07:56
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BUT DOES IT TOTALLY RAWK GOD I NEED TO KNOW
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Dec 30, 2014 08:01
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bringmyfishback posted:BUT DOES IT TOTALLY RAWK Sure why not.
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life hack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
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That is a really long way to get some artificial flavoring, It's like the opposite of cooking.
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Dec 30, 2014 09:08
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quote:22. Trap fleas by lighting a candle. WHAT?
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Doritos loving consomme. This thread may have just peaked. You people lost your loving minds for three pages in a contest to see who could poo poo the hardest on those utterly inoffensive waffle iron recipes. If this "recipe" results in anything less than a nuclear holocaust, you're all hypocrites. Edit: vv I think you did just fine. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Dec 30, 2014 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Doritos loving consomme. This thread may have just peaked. You people lost your loving minds for three pages in a contest to see who could poo poo the hardest on those utterly inoffensive waffle iron recipes. If this "recipe" results in anything less than a nuclear holocaust, you're all hypocrites. Make Doritos consommé in a waffle iron on the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo. Did I do it right?
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C.P.A.N. posted:So let's recap. I've learned that Juniper goes in gin. You can even add vermouth if you want.
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Karma Monkey posted:WHAT? I believe the idea is that fleas find hosts by detecting the heat and CO2 mammals (and candles) give off. I have no idea if that's actually accurate.
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SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO REITERATE SUSHI DOES NOT GO IN A loving WAFFLE IRON GOD drat
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Dec 30, 2014 17:34
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Sometimes they make the sushi pieces so goddamn huge that it's a choice between eating it in two pieces or looking like a choking hamster while eating it. I go with the bite, even if it upsets nihongophiles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJeUONc3b0
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Dec 30, 2014 17:51
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There's a few things you can cook in a waffle iron, but not all that many. Cornbread is pretty delicious as a waffle
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Stalin McHauntler posted:There's a few things you can cook in a waffle iron, but not all that many. Cornbread is pretty delicious as a waffle Great now I want to try banana bread as a waffle.
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Stalin McHauntler posted:There's a few things you can cook in a waffle iron, but not all that many. Cornbread is pretty delicious as a waffle With or without waffle chili?
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HMS Boromir posted:I believe the idea is that fleas find hosts by detecting the heat and CO2 mammals (and candles) give off. I have no idea if that's actually accurate. Yeah sounds like it's a similar concept to putting a lamp over a bowl of water. Fleas jump at the lamp, land in the water, and drown.
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Len posted:Yeah sounds like it's a similar concept to putting a lamp over a bowl of water. Fleas jump at the lamp, land in the water, and drown. What about a toaster over a bathtub?
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Screaming Idiot posted:SERIOUSLY I JUST WANT TO REITERATE Nobody listen to this screaming idiot, anything can be waffle ironed if you just try hard enough!
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Stalin McHauntler posted:There's a few things you can cook in a waffle iron, but not all that many. Cornbread is pretty delicious as a waffle Woah gonna do this next time I make chili. Or get some honey butter as 'syrup.' Stick your dick in a waffle iron, too. The waffle shape helps it slide into butts, vags, and other various holes.
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Simply put your toaster on its side to make cheese toast! Fleas will be attracted to the heat! The cheese toast will fly halfway across the room when done, taking the fleas with it and killing them in the process! Extra-credit hack: Eat any dead fleas and floor detritus on your cheese toast for a protein, fiber, and immune-system boost!
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