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DemeaninDemon posted:Juniper goes in gin. You can even add vermouth if you want. http://grilledcheesesocial.com/2011/09/06/brave-little-toaster-how-to-make-grilled-cheese-in-a-toaster/ "I threw on some speck, which is like a juniper flavored version of prosciutto." Adding gin to the shopping list.
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Hirayuki posted:Simply put your toaster on its side to make cheese toast! Fleas will be attracted to the heat! The cheese toast will fly halfway across the room when done, taking the fleas with it and killing them in the process! Eat vanquished fleas to gain their jumping strength.
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Hirayuki posted:Simply put your toaster on its side to make cheese toast! Fleas will be attracted to the heat! The cheese toast will fly halfway across the room when done, taking the fleas with it and killing them in the process! What if you aimed it so the cheese toast flew into a waffle iron, thereby killing the fleas and adding extra protein and trace nutrients to your snack?
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C.P.A.N. posted:So let's recap. I've learned that Hey, ginger goes in the vag and the anus. Mostly anuses, actually.
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Hirayuki posted:Simply put your toaster on its side to make cheese toast! Fleas will be attracted to the heat! The cheese toast will fly halfway across the room when done, taking the fleas with it and killing them in the process!  Finally! Someone who grasps the genius of life hacks.
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DemeaninDemon posted:Woah gonna do this next time I make chili. You'll thank me. Waffle cornbread is seriously excellent, and serving it with chili does, in fact, make it even better
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Stalin McHauntler posted:You'll thank me. Waffle cornbread is seriously excellent, and serving it with chili does, in fact, make it even better Is it just standard cornbread batter cooked in a waffle iron? I love me some cornbread. VVV If you'd been following the thread, you'd see 
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Karma Monkey posted:Walla! What the hell is wrong with you?
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Karma Monkey posted:Is it just standard cornbread batter cooked in a waffle iron? I love me some cornbread. Yeah, it really is as simple as putting cornbread batter into a waffle iron!
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Dec 30, 2014 22:56
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Ssometimes I see waffle irons sold with swappable moulds, so that you can use them to make things other than waffles. You can grill meat, make poffertjes and toasties, which is cheese between two slices of bread. Add tomato sauce, meat, and some onion and pretend it's a pizza. http://www.wohi.nl/huishoud/keukenapparaten/tosti-apparaten/tristar-sa2151-sandwich-maker-met-verwisselbare-platen-rvs
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Picnic Princess posted:Nobody listen to this screaming idiot, anything can be waffle ironed if you just try hard enough! ARE YOU TRYING TO END THE WORLD OR SOMETHING MAN EDIT: The running joke is that I am oddly concerned about the concept of putting sushi in a waffle iron and its possible repercussions. Thank you for your cooperation, we now return you to your scheduled shitposts.
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C.P.A.N. posted:http://grilledcheesesocial.com/2011/09/06/brave-little-toaster-how-to-make-grilled-cheese-in-a-toaster/ Speck is wonderful, but can be expensive and hard to find. Soak bacon in Pine Sol for a tasty and convenient treat!
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how me a frog posted:What the hell is wrong with you? Oh man, sorry you missed out on this.
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Shintaro posted:Speck is wonderful, but can be expensive and hard to find. Soak bacon in Pine Sol for a tasty and convenient treat! Oh, is that what they mean by "clean eating"? 
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HMS Boromir posted:I believe the idea is that fleas find hosts by detecting the heat and CO2 mammals (and candles) give off. I have no idea if that's actually accurate. Yes. But it is still a terrible life hack. I've done it by putting the candle in the middle of a shallow pan of soapy water to increase the catch radius before. It works. There are also electric flea traps that use a small amount of heat to attract fleas to sticky flypaper. But you can't actually use it to control fleas, only to detect them. Caught a flea? You have fleas, so something about it. Caught 5 fleas? You have a heavy infestation and really ought to do something about that right away. Just a candle alone wouldn't catch much, plus it would be hard to see the tiny charred corpses in the candle, so it wouldn't even work very well as a detector. To use it to actually control fleas you'd need dozens of them all over your house, burning 24/7 for weeks or months.
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Stick Insect posted:Ssometimes I see waffle irons sold with swappable moulds, so that you can use them to make things other than waffles. You can grill meat, make poffertjes and toasties, which is cheese between two slices of bread. Add tomato sauce, meat, and some onion and pretend it's a pizza. When I was looking into getting a waffle iron, I went with something like this because I figured since I was spending the money on a new kitchen appliance, I better be getting enough usage out of it to justify the money I was shelling out. So far I've done knockoff hot pockets, panini, and waffles with it.
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Angela Christine posted:Yes. But it is still a terrible life hack. I've done it by putting the candle in the middle of a shallow pan of soapy water to increase the catch radius before. It works. There are also electric flea traps that use a small amount of heat to attract fleas to sticky flypaper. LIFEHACK: Got fleas? Burn down your house. Then burn your neighbor's house. Just keep burning them houses, you'll soon kill all the fleas. you'll soon kill all the parasites
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 Preheat your microwave.
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I have a microwave/oven combo, but I don't think that's what he's describing.
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Dec 31, 2014 15:08
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My microwave is hotter the second time you use it. 
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The heat of your microwave cooks your food as much as the wheels on a plane push it forward while it's taking off
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No i mean the same one minute cycle makes the same food hotter. Or I may be thinking of my toaster.
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Phosphine posted:
I'm pretty sure this is one of those dangerous "helpful tips!", like the blowing crystals one. Running your microwave empty is a fire hazard.
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change my name posted:I'm pretty sure this is one of those dangerous "helpful tips!", like the blowing crystals one. Running your microwave empty is a fire hazard. Is your kitchen too cold? Did you know you can modify your microwave to run with the door open? Try this one simple trick that drives the gas company crazy!
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Higgy posted:Is your kitchen too cold? Did you know you can modify your microwave to run with the door open? Try this one simple trick that drives the gas company crazy! I used to work for an electrician that did Department of Housing stuff and we had to replace a LOT of ovens that people had just opened the door and used as a heater. Also quite a few where people had used the oven doors as step ladders, oddly enough.
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kirbysuperstar posted:I used to work for an electrician that did Department of Housing stuff and we had to replace a LOT of ovens that people had just opened the door and used as a heater. Also quite a few where people had used the oven doors as step ladders, oddly enough. I guess is the same type of people who thought their disc trays were soda and food trays, around the late 90's,early 2000's  I knew a few like that back in the day when computers weren't anymore a thing for the insanely rich in my country.
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All the waffle iron hate inspired me... ... inspired me to buy a waffle iron.  The first thing I made was a blueberry waffle. I used a cheap blueberry muffin mix, and thinned out the batter a bit. It was tasty as heck, and I enjoyed it. Sadly, I did not take pictures. I did, however, grab some pictures of the omelette I made, this morning. Let's start with the basics: a couple of eggs and some pepper.  Looking good, but we need to jazz it up a little. Do you like tomatoes? I like tomatoes.  Hmm... still needs work. What else do we have in the fridge? Ooooh, ham. I can get behind that.  Almost there, but I feel like there's still room in this recipe. Ricotta! Yay! I didn't know that was in there.  Oh. That was not ricotta in that tub. Moving on.  Pouring with one hand while photographing with the other did not work so well. No problem, I spread the tomatoham around a bit and closed the lid. I didn't fill the cavities evenly, but my stomach won't care. Here it is, plated with some cornbread I also made in the waffle iron because hell yeah, that's why.  The eggs lost some of their nice, fluffy shape while I was fiddling with my phone. Oh, well, they tasted great. Bonus Christmas spirit picture I took while grabbing the waffle iron: 
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Centripetal Horse posted:All the waffle iron hate inspired me... This lifehack isn't stupid at all
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Phosphine posted:This lifehack isn't stupid at all
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So, if it wasn't ricotta, what was it?
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kirbysuperstar posted:I used to work for an electrician that did Department of Housing stuff and we had to replace a LOT of ovens that people had just opened the door and used as a heater. Also quite a few where people had used the oven doors as step ladders, oddly enough. When I was a poor student I did this a few times because a gas oven was so much cheaper to run than an electric heater. Surprising I never suffocated myself.
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If we're talking crazy waffle poo poo, I find this little series on youtube amusing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4QLO0YsPE&list=PLCJsxHc5QjVOENawHkzb9rc0sxgYq-cmo
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All a waffle iron does is apply heat and pressure, which is how diamonds are made. Is there anyone dumb enough to believe that "blood diamonds" are literally made out of blood, and if you extract enough of your blood and put it in a waffle iron long enough you'll have diamonds you can sell and live like a king off the proceeds?
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cheerfullydrab posted:All a waffle iron does is apply heat and pressure, which is how diamonds are made. Whoa, slow down there. How much blood would I have to extract exactly to make one of your diamonds?
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What makes you think I'm using my own blood?
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One synthetic diamond method I read about (from SA probably) found tequila an excellent source of carbon.
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Waffle iron? Pfft, imagine the omelettes and sneaker soles you can cook in this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkKqaZs3_EA I'm the floor dumpling, btw.
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OctoberBlues posted:If we're talking crazy waffle poo poo, I find this little series on youtube amusing... Who are those guys? The two less-fat ones look really familiar. There's something about the middling-fat one who seems to take the reviews seriously that drives me crazy. I think it's something about his speech patterns. I really wanted to punch him for a couple of episodes. Are they film-industry guys or something? I heard one make a reference to Dutch angles, and someone in one of the videos said, "Gaffers don't get laid." Anyway, those videos were fun. Thanks for the link. axolotl farmer posted:Waffle iron? Pfft, imagine the omelettes and sneaker soles you can cook in this. I'll bet that person can crush bricks with his right hand.
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God bless the waffle iron.
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What was in the ricotta container?!?!
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