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Maggie Fletcher posted:What was in the ricotta container?!?! Cum vase.
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You guys may laugh at waffle irons, but I waffled cinnamon rolls. I wish they were still light and fluffy like actual cinnamon rolls, but good with fruit toppings. I tried to find something funny on lifehack.com to post, but it's only weird buzzfeed ripoff articles.... Lifehackable to the rescue  Stop pain pain with this tip  Hack your life with a toothbrush, put toothpaste on it and rub it on your teeth! The Door Frame has a new favorite as of 01:22 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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"This muscle causes lower pain pain."
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Gestalt Intellect posted:"This muscle causes lower pain pain." I know, right? It's bad enough we still have a useless appendix that can kill us if it bursts, but why do we have this muscle in our body that causes us lower back pain?!? 
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Jan 4, 2015 01:36
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Finally, a reason to brush your teeth!
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When this person puts mildly abrasive paste on a small brush, and rubs their teeth with it, you wont believe what happens next. LOL i'm going to try this!!
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change my name posted:I'm pretty sure this is one of those dangerous "helpful tips!", like the blowing crystals one. Running your microwave empty is a fire hazard. I used to work in a hospital laboratory, we used a microwave for certain staining procedures. As in, we would put extremely hazardous chemicals in the microwave and heat them up. One day I was having trouble with one of the microwave stains, and my loving moron coworker told me to try pre-heating it. She'd been doing it for years. Years. Is it actually dangerous? I know it doesn't DO anything as far as heating goes. Dumbest person I've ever met in real life, that one.
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Bob Shadycharacter posted:I used to work in a hospital laboratory, we used a microwave for certain staining procedures. As in, we would put extremely hazardous chemicals in the microwave and heat them up. http://www.ehow.com/info_8766653_running-empty-microwave-ruin.html Plus the fact that it could exacerbate any cracks etc in the door.
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Jan 4, 2015 03:52
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Bob Shadycharacter posted:I used to work in a hospital laboratory, we used a microwave for certain staining procedures. As in, we would put extremely hazardous chemicals in the microwave and heat them up. Considering that the majority of people think that microwaves cook using actual nuclear radiation this is refreshingly silly.
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Jan 4, 2015 03:59
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Sleeveless posted:Considering that the majority of people think that microwaves cook using actual nuclear radiation this is refreshingly silly. Do you think this because you've heard people say they're going to "nuke" something when they put it in the microwave? Because that's just a thing people say.
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Tiggum posted:Do you think this because you've heard people say they're going to "nuke" something when they put it in the microwave? Because that's just a thing people say. No, some people actually believe microwaves do weird poo poo to their food in that retarded hippie radiation/toxins/chemicals sort of way
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Tiggum posted:Do you think this because you've heard people say they're going to "nuke" something when they put it in the microwave? Because that's just a thing people say. You never had your mom tell you not stand too close to the microwave when you were a kid or have somebody on Facebook post about the 100% scientific and factual dangers of microwaves?
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I once heard that you must only open your microwave after it stops beeping as that's when the radiation will safely be gone.  Or the old urban legend of how some pop star got breast cancer from microwaving her bottles of water. I've never quite understood why someone would microwave water bottles.
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TheChaosPath posted:No, some people actually believe microwaves do weird poo poo to their food in that retarded hippie radiation/toxins/chemicals sort of way Oh, sure, some people. Some people think that the world's governments are run by lizard aliens. But I don't think the majority of people believe either of those things.
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WebDog posted:I once heard that you must only open your microwave after it stops beeping as that's when the radiation will safely be gone. That second one might actually be true BPA is a nasty plastic that accumulates very slowly in the body, but can be held on to for weeks or even months in some body tissues. It most commonly mimics estrogen and has a million different effects on the body. One of the prime ways to be exposed to BPA is to heat plastic containers and have the broken down plastics seep into food or drink. That's why you aren't supposed to microwave plastic http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A E: and if you know anything about breast cancer, you know what happens if you are genetically predisposed and are exposed to larger than normal amounts of estrogen The Door Frame has a new favorite as of 10:00 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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Sleeveless posted:Considering that the majority of people think that microwaves cook using actual nuclear radiation this is refreshingly silly. Majority, nuclear radiation. Got it. TheChaosPath posted:No, some people actually believe microwaves do weird poo poo to their food in that retarded hippie radiation/toxins/chemicals sort of way Some, weird poo poo. Got it.
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The Door Frame posted:Lifehackable to the rescue It's like somebody learned the name of a back muscle and heard that straining it can cause Had back pain for two weeks now. If only I knew this one weird trick. E: sitting is not great for your back and stretching can help with pain and stiffness, that's about the extent of it. Everything else in that image is more or less horseshit. That green dress lady is stretching her triceps. That's not gonna do anything for neck or shoulder pain. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 11:37 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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Cakefool posted:Majority, nuclear radiation. Got it. You sure caught those two people having different opinions.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Had back pain for two weeks now. If only I knew this one weird trick.   There are no weird tricks for us, I'm afraid. Mine may have been "don't wear heels to church on Christmas Eve," but oh well.Here's a stupid "lifehack" that is really just...the default way to tie a tie.  My spin on this 'hack: Ladies, use this one weird tie-tying trick to tie scarves! MIND = BLOWN
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Jan 4, 2015 15:05
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Stretch by doing push-ups...
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Jan 4, 2015 15:30
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Somebody I know has had success with "lie flat on the floor, bring your knees up to your chest and rock side to side", it's what the osteopath told him to do anyway. It doesn't cure it but it apparently makes it manageable.
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It's because of this thread that I went and got chicken and waffles last night. Lifehack: never cook, just eat out every meal.
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TetsuoTW posted:You sure caught those two people having different opinions. Haha gently caress, I thought it was the same person      Unethical lifehacks means steal and commit criminal damage, apparently. 
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Cakefool posted:Haha gently caress, I thought it was the same person Please, they would notice paint when they inspect the phone, put drops of bleach on it so it destroys the dye And gently caress that last one, "ruin someone's week by taking all of their prescribed medicine like a deranged junkie". I would call the police so drat quickly if I had a house showing and suddenly all of my ADHD meds were gone
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Lifehack: Don't do things that characters in Chuck Palahniuk novels do.
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The Door Frame posted:Please, they would notice paint when they inspect the phone, put drops of bleach on it so it destroys the dye No word of a lie that was one of the others, use bleach or Clorox to reset the stickers inside your phone. I imagine someone rinsing their phone in the stuff.
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Please just pay the $10 or whatever a month for phone insurance. Or invest in a water proof case. Do any of these simple things.
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No way man, I need that $10 for new waffle iron plates, I ruined the last set trying to dry out a water damaged phone 
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Now if we can only find an unethical hack involving bread clips, we'll have come full circle. 
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Cakefool posted:Haha gently caress, I thought it was the same person something something illegal hacks something something like a animal
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Karma Monkey posted:Now if we can only find an unethical hack involving bread clips, we'll have come full circle. Waffle iron your bread clips to allow them to slash tires, somehow
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Karma Monkey posted:Now if we can only find an unethical hack involving bread clips, we'll have come full circle. Find a brand that uses dated clips on their loaves but doesn't print dates on the bags. Replace the clips on their bags with ones from loaves you bought previously. Demand a discount for the "stale" bread on the shelf. Get caught on camera, get arrested, get free bread in jail.
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Jan 5, 2015 01:02
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Please do not get arrested trying to scam a store out of like $0.30.
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Cakefool posted:Haha gently caress, I thought it was the same person
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Thinky Whale posted:Lifehack: Don't do things that characters in Chuck Palahniuk novels do.
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Meowjesty posted:Please do not get arrested trying to scam a store out of like $0.30. That doesn't sound very much like a hack to me! 
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Popoi posted:Nobody checks small bills for counterfeit, so if you use the materials you already have, and your own time which is free, it's all profit baby! You say this but for a summer job I had to mark every.single.bill. And in fact, caught two one dollar bill counterfeits. The first, sure, it was one of their ones so the gave it up and moved on and who cares. The second the guy gave me a one dollar bill image printed on what appeared to be worn down yellow construction paper.
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Barudak posted:The second the guy gave me a one dollar bill image printed on what appeared to be worn down yellow construction paper. Lifehack: use your sense of touch and/or sight to spot crude counterfeits.
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