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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Meh. MIGF happens. :shrug:

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Kim Jong Il
Aug 16, 2003

Claiming Jews are Khazars is not just empirically wrong, it's also horrifically racist and used to justify some reprehensible beliefs. It's also profoundly stupid when they could just as easily claim there was massive intermarriage with Europeans and no one would really bat an eye.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kim Jong Il posted:

Claiming Jews are Khazars is not just empirically wrong, it's also horrifically racist and used to justify some reprehensible beliefs. It's also profoundly stupid when they could just as easily claim there was massive intermarriage with Europeans and no one would really bat an eye.

It's a bit of a tick among this type of antisemite. Like when racists can't stop calling the President Barack Hussein Obama.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

My Imaginary GF posted:

If it advances American interests and plays at home, its legal.

American interests in the Middle East would be best advanced by the American ambassador to Tel Aviv walking into the Knesset flanked by a dozen Marines, shooting the Prime Minister in the face and advising the remainder of the Knesset that their services would no longer be required and that the governmental functions of the State of Israel would henceforth be discharged by the US Embassy. Somehow I doubt you advocate this position.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

American interests in the Middle East would be best advanced by the American ambassador to Tel Aviv walking into the Knesset flanked by a dozen Marines, shooting the Prime Minister in the face and advising the remainder of the Knesset that their services would no longer be required and that the governmental functions of the State of Israel would henceforth be discharged by the US Embassy. Somehow I doubt you advocate this position.

How the gently caress would that advance American interests? Again, individuals in this thread come up with "kill Jews" as a solution to terrorism in the Mid-East.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

American interests in the Middle East would be best advanced by the American ambassador to Tel Aviv walking into the Knesset flanked by a dozen Marines, shooting the Prime Minister in the face and advising the remainder of the Knesset that their services would no longer be required and that the governmental functions of the State of Israel would henceforth be discharged by the US Embassy. Somehow I doubt you advocate this position.

That hardly advances American interests at all beyond disassociating us from Israel's belligerence, and there are way cheaper ways to go about that. Heck, we don't even have to stop quietly supporting their covert work, conspiracy theories will blame the CIA for everything from "Khameini assassinated by half-Israeli ex-Marine" to "tsunami strikes Oman".

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

My Imaginary GF posted:

How the gently caress would that advance American interests? Again, individuals in this thread come up with "kill Jews" as a solution to terrorism in the Mid-East.

USS Liberty, blah blah blah nuke Israel.

This is the kind of dialogue you invoke, btw.

America doesn't have any interests in Israel.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

My Imaginary GF posted:

How the gently caress would that advance American interests? Again, individuals in this thread come up with "kill Jews" as a solution to terrorism in the Mid-East.

But there is no distinction between American and Israeli interests. Therefore, it is a waste of resource for Israel to conduct its own governmental business, when greater economies of scale can easily be obtained by removing timewasters and parasites.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2015/01/us-opposes-israeli-freeze-pa-tax-revenues-20151614832204731.html

quote:

But she renewed US warnings that any move by the Palestinians to take action against Israeli officials and military leaders at the ICC could have "implications" for US aid to the Palestinian Authority.

This is some fuckshit.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

noun. Something really loving stupid and lame and smelly. Notable examples: Rush Limbaugh. US policy towards the I/P "situation". Reality television.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

I know! Its like everyone was telling Abbas not to seek ICC membership, and he just didn't listen.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Is it really surprising though? Every few months another story like this pops up where Israel insists on freezing PA tax revenue for "reason" and the US tells the PA don't pursue this strategy for "reason". I'm honestly not sure how this latest series of sanctions would change the dynamic all that much.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

RandomPauI posted:

Is it really surprising though? Every few months another story like this pops up where Israel insists on freezing PA tax revenue for "reason" and the US tells the PA don't pursue this strategy for "reason". I'm honestly not sure how this latest series of sanctions would change the dynamic all that much.

I dunno, it's just that the US giving Palestine the "That's a real pretty horse" business for them daring to go through the steps to make Israel pay for actual war crimes leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I dunno, it's just that the US giving Palestine the "That's a real pretty horse" business for them daring to go through the steps to make Israel pay for actual war crimes leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Gee, that's a nice $400 million in annual aid you're getting, would be a shame if you crossed a political redline on continuation of that aid. Good luck getting the arab states to donate $400 million to you annually. Next time you come begging for a handout, you may not like the new conditions that we've attached. And to think, if you'd only listened to us, this could have been avoided.

Well, have fun with your austerity. We'll continue to do great business with Israel.

Folks in this thread really haven't considered Israeli response to terrorist attacks through a new monetary theory framework to calculate the economic growth and multipliers to the American economy of every shell fired against terrorist targets in Gaza, the West Bank, and Lebanon.

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jan 6, 2015

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I dunno, it's just that the US giving Palestine the "That's a real pretty horse" business for them daring to go through the steps to make Israel pay for actual war crimes leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

It's always been that way, though. No one in the world take the US seriously when it comes to Israel.

ANIME AKBAR
Jan 25, 2007

afu~

My Imaginary GF posted:

I know! Its like everyone was telling Abbas not to seek ICC membership, and he just didn't listen.

"everyone" lol

litany of gulps
Jun 11, 2001

Fun Shoe

My Imaginary GF posted:

Next time you come begging for a handout, you may not like the new conditions that we've attached.

All of the "handouts" are basically to Israel, in the form of weapons and cleanup of whatever they happen to break with those weapons. Calling repairing some of the damage that our weapons did to Palestine a handout is disingenuous at best.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

The quote is honestly a lot less lovely in context! The full article is about the US denouncing the tax freeze by Israel, but includes the administration pointing out that a Republican-led Congress is going to be debating spending bills soon and the State Department won't be able to do anything if Congress decides to freeze aid so the PA probably shouldn't push it too hard right now.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

My Imaginary GF posted:

I know! Its like everyone was telling Abbas not to seek ICC membership, and he just didn't listen.
I know! What an rear end in a top hat, trying to make it so that Israel might be held at least slightly accountable for the things they do! God, what an idiot. It's just like my wife, always making me hit her. Why does she do that?!














Oh, and you're a person with dogshit for a soul, BTW.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Main Paineframe posted:

The quote is honestly a lot less lovely in context! The full article is about the US denouncing the tax freeze by Israel, but includes the administration pointing out that a Republican-led Congress is going to be debating spending bills soon and the State Department won't be able to do anything if Congress decides to freeze aid so the PA probably shouldn't push it too hard right now.

Not only that, if the PA pushes right now, their government will collapse and either Netanyahu or Bennett will own the issues arising in West Bank.

Pray Bennett does not end up owning the West Bank. It's something which no party will like; its something America can readily live with and make money off of.

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Oh, and you're a person with dogshit for a soul, BTW.

I have the heart of a Democrat, with the soul of a Republican.

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Jan 6, 2015

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary GF posted:

I have the heart of a Democrat, with the soul of a Republican.

With the brain of a 12 year old with fetal alcohol syndrome.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


After reading MIGF's posts in this thread I'm not convinced he has any kind of soul.

To keep this thread wandering toward relevance, have the polls shifted much so far, or is the election cruising to the expected outcome?

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

My Imaginary GF posted:

I have the heart of a Democrat, with the soul of a Republican.
Pretty sure your heart shriveled up into a hard black lump resembling charcoal a long time ago. You really are a wretched, pathetic excuse for a human being. At least most of the other hardcore Israel apologists here have the valid excuse that they actually live there and could, hypothetically, have their lives at stake. You just sit there and act as though empty statements and ignoring people's points somehow gives you the moral high ground. I've wiped insects off the bottom of my shoe that had more moral fiber than you.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I really really don't think he actually believes what he posts...

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

At this point I've stopped caring whether or not he genuinely believes it. He disgusts me, regardless of whether he's a troll or just an all around terrible human being.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Dolash posted:

After reading MIGF's posts in this thread I'm not convinced he has any kind of soul.

He has failed the Voight-Kampf test in this very thread!

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

Kim Jong Il posted:

Claiming Jews are Khazars is not just empirically wrong, it's also horrifically racist and used to justify some reprehensible beliefs. It's also profoundly stupid when they could just as easily claim there was massive intermarriage with Europeans and no one would really bat an eye.

Did you actually read the book?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

My Imaginary GF posted:

If it advances American interests and plays at home, its legal.

What American interest is advanced through a policy that breeds resent against the USA?

emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos

Cat Mattress posted:

What American interest is advanced through a policy that breeds resent against the USA?

The rapture?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

My Imaginary GF posted:

How the gently caress would that advance American interests? Again, individuals in this thread come up with "kill Jews" as a solution to terrorism in the Mid-East.

How doesn't it advance American interests? It increases American influence, gets a wayward client under control, stops us having to give money to someone who isn't doing exactly as we say.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The truth is that the Israel city-state always has loving crazy quests to keep it's Influence points up, so most players have given up on dealing it, but for some reason the American players has decided he's going to keep it as an ally at all loving costs.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I really really don't think he actually believes what he posts...

Someone does though. It's probably easier if you think of posters arguing against that person rather than MIGF if you don't believe he's genuine.

Either way, it's entertaining.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Oh my God oh man. You literally cannot be Jewish enough or white enough to walk around in Israel.

http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-features/.premium-1.635487#.VKvEFAh3fVQ

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Could we get a post of the actual text? Haaretz is behind a paywall or something.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Could we get a post of the actual text? Haaretz is behind a paywall or something.

From the summary, looks like a famous black Jew getting hassled by airport security, presumably because they doubted his Jewishness because of his skin color?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Main Paineframe posted:

From the summary, looks like a famous black Jew getting hassled by airport security, presumably because they doubted his Jewishness because of his skin color?

This is exactly the case even though he had paperwork, Jewish ID, was just at a major event thing as a guest of honor, won a full Birthright grant via writing a huge true believer essay about the Birthright program, etc. Weird apparently if you link Haaretz or share it via social media it doesn't give you the paywall/subscribe thing. Either way here's the full text:

"Haaretz posted:

He teaches Hebrew in Jewish schools in the United States, underwent an Orthodox conversion to Judaism and has been profiled in major Jewish newspapers everywhere (including Haaretz, on December 19, 2014). He was in Israel during Hanukkah as a special guest of the Jewish Film Festival held at the Jerusalem Cinematheque. But when Michael Twitty arrived at Ben-Gurion Airport to fly back to the U.S. he was interrogated rudely, his Judaism was called into question, his personal effects were taken from him – and he seethed with anger and humiliation.

In 2007, the Association for Civil Rights in Israel went to court against the demeaning treatment meted out to non-Jews at Ben-Gurion Airport and at El Al check-in venues abroad. ACRI noted that the security checks to which Israel’s Arab citizens are subjected at airports are far more rigorous than those undergone by Jewish passengers, including those who are not Israeli citizens. The fact that a passenger is an Arab are apparently reason enough to subject him to a thorough check, even if there were no suspicions against him. ACRI requested that equal and substantive criteria be set for the scope and level of security checks for all passengers, Jewish and Arab alike. Earlier this year, the state announced that changes had been introduced in the method of security checks, but according to ACRI they do not remedy the problems it cited.

But it seems that Arabs are not the only “usual suspects.” During the check of Twitty he was separated from his partner, who is non-Jewish and white. He was asked the standard questions and allowed through, but Twitty’s story was just beginning. The security woman “asked me had I been to Israel before,” Twitty said in an email. “I replied that I had. She asked when and I answered honestly, 2004.” When she asked why I had visited then, “I replied [that] I came on Taglit [the Birthright project]. She immediately gave me an incredulous look.”

What to expect at Ben Gurion Airport

Twitty explained to her that he was Jewish. “She asked me why I was in Israel. I explained I was invited to the Jerusalem Jewish Film Festival, which could also be easily verified. She then asked what I did for a living, and I explained I was a food writer and taught Hebrew school in America. She really didn’t understand some of what I was telling her, and besides that her look changed to a tight disingenuous smile… Both my friend and I deduced from her body language that she did not believe a word out of my mouth, she looked really disturbed, even worried. In fact, had she checked, she would have found out that I won a first-place essay prize from Birthright that year.”

The woman consulted with someone, and then a different agent, a man, came over and “asked me the standard security questions, rapid-fire. He asked me a lot of questions about who packed my bags and what was in my bags. He asked me even more questions to verify my Jewish identity. Did I speak Hebrew?... He asked me if I converted Orthodox, and I said yes." Twitty even showed his him pictures of his conversion certificate. "He asked ‘How did you get this? Who gave you this paper?’… He asked me what shul (synagogue) I belonged to and when I went there and for what purpose. Every few sentences he would reverse the order and re-ask the same questions... I used as many Hebrew/Jewish terms as I could muster.”

CIA shows agents how to keep their cover at Israeli airport

At the next stage of the check-in process, Twitty was questioned by a third security agent, “who did a short repeat interview of what I dealt with downstairs, only this time I was more adamant about being Jewish... He was adamant about re-asking the same questions about weapons and liquids and assumptions that I was working with someone. I didn’t get it.” Twitty noticed that “all of the Black people I saw that evening were in the same line [as I was], including an older African American woman in a wheelchair. There were several Arab or Muslim women in the same line.” Twitty’s bags did not arrive with him when he landed in the United States.

Demeaned at Ben-Gurion airport: 'Now you know what Jews endured'

He adds, “This was a lovely trip to Israel before that moment… I know that my experience was not uncommon and I know some groups get far more scrutiny, face detainment, imprisonment or worse. I was scared, upset and offended. I knew it wasn’t that bad in the larger scheme, but I was also keenly aware of the double standard based on color and appearance.” It felt, he says, “like someone had hit me with a bat in the stomach. It was just a reminder of how some people will never see me as Jewish… I thought being a ‘guest of honor’ meant something.”

A spokesperson for the Airports Authority stated, “We regret the passenger’s feelings and are doing all we can to ensure the passengers’ safety and security.”

One interesting trend I noticed in the comments, is that apparently if you're a white, NON-Jewish person you get questioned the least at Ben Gurion. If you're Jewish at all but not lily-white you get hyper questioned to see if you're a Jewish enough person. Anyone have any actual information about that?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Main Paineframe posted:

From the summary, looks like a famous black Jew getting hassled by airport security, presumably because they doubted his Jewishness because of his skin color?

Pretty much.

On an entirely different tack: I'm not sure if anyone noticed it, being busy arguing with MIGF and all, but the Israelis living around Gaza are very displeased with the security provided to them by the IDF and the government. About a week ago they abruptly decided that IDF soldiers stationed around there will be leaving due to budget concerns. However, when some of the locals wanted to march around to an area around the tunnel where Hamas operatives came in during Protective Edge, the head of central command declared the area a closed military zone, allegedly because he deemed it unsafe for civilians.

That's right, the IDF simultaneously doesn't think the area is dangerous enough to merit increased IDF presence, but does consider it dangerous enough to curtail freedom of expression. :ironicat:

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
The Emperor Has No Budget. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll send them another $250 million soon enough. :wtc:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Neo Rasa posted:

One interesting trend I noticed in the comments, is that apparently if you're a white, NON-Jewish person you get questioned the least at Ben Gurion. If you're Jewish at all but not lily-white you get hyper questioned to see if you're a Jewish enough person. Anyone have any actual information about that?

It's kind of like if the "national homeland for all Jews" rhetorics was nothing but a thin disguise over institutional racism.

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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pretty much.

On an entirely different tack: I'm not sure if anyone noticed it, being busy arguing with MIGF and all, but the Israelis living around Gaza are very displeased with the security provided to them by the IDF and the government. About a week ago they abruptly decided that IDF soldiers stationed around there will be leaving due to budget concerns. However, when some of the locals wanted to march around to an area around the tunnel where Hamas operatives came in during Protective Edge, the head of central command declared the area a closed military zone, allegedly because he deemed it unsafe for civilians.

That's right, the IDF simultaneously doesn't think the area is dangerous enough to merit increased IDF presence, but does consider it dangerous enough to curtail freedom of expression. :ironicat:

Looks like they feel that the populated areas are fortified and/or secured enough to ward off any likely Hamas incursion without the need for an active soldier presence, but that it might still be dangerous for people to leave those towns to go march around the exit of a tunnel right next to the border. It does make some sense - it's highly unlikely that a Hamas army is going to stream through an incursion tunnel and commit to armed invasions of nearby towns, but a small group of people wandering around next to the tunnel might be making themselves extremely obvious targets for kidnapping. Just look at the pictures of the march - there is nothing around them as far as the eye can see, except for some barely-visible trees in the far-off distance. There's no reason for people to be out there, so the area hasn't been secured the way the populated areas have been.

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