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posting so i can find an old post
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Share Bear posted:i always thought "rebranding the deck chairs" was the title of this thread *ahem* Cold on a Cob posted:mods rename thread to "Microsoft Titanic Status: Rebranding the Deck Chairs" tia 
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no title it "Stack ranking the deck chairs on the Titanic"
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Jan 9, 2015 00:39
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is paul finally going to cover mac news
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kalstrams posted:yes that is south of fountain, so you havent forgotten much is this some diplomatic people's republic poo poo
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cremnob posted:is paul finally going to cover mac news you should ask him in a tweet
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he blocked me
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mod sassinator posted:no title it "Stack ranking the deck chairs on the Titanic" also a good one i'll accept this or my suggested title change. your move, mods
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cremnob posted:he blocked me same 
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Space-Pope posted:why are the northern associates in the south
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Space-Pope posted:why are the northern associates in the south from what i understand here, it looks like the "Northern Coalition" was a thing that existed in the north, but then they got dismantled by a rival alliance from the south that renamed itself "Northern Coalition." as a way to mock the guys they beat?
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Pinterest Mom posted:from what i understand here, it looks like the "Northern Coalition" was a thing that existed in the north, but then they got dismantled by a rival alliance from the south that renamed itself "Northern Coalition." as a way to mock the guys they beat? kill you are self
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im the brothers of tangra
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Space-Pope posted:why are the northern associates in the south same reason the greater western co-prosperity sphere is in the northeast, i assume
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graph posted:same you're not true yos if you haven't been blocked by Paul Brian Thurrott on twitter
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what the gently caress is all this nerd poo poo?
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it's me
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Space-Pope posted:why are the northern associates in the south narrator: they were driven from their homelands
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Metrication posted:it's me it's u
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infernal machines posted:what the gently caress is all this nerd poo poo? nerd poo poo? in my yospos?
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prefect posted:ML is a general-purpose functional programming language developed by Robin Milner and others in the early 1970s at the University of Edinburgh,[1] whose syntax is inspired by ISWIM. I like how they try to blame the awful ml syntax on another language. Shaggar posted:oh right. I didn't think anyone liked ml enough to make that many coffee mugs for it. the programming languages people at Carnegie Mellon loving love ML, mainly because they're the kind of programming languages people who are obsessed with types such that you can't think impure thoughts rather than focusing on what makes languages highly usable or needs-suiting in particular situations
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Sudo Echo posted:i have a windows 1.0 mug, u jelly? how could anyone be, you have a monument to awfulness
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PleasureKevin posted:i'm really no better than anyone who watched anna nicole for watching and enjoying this type of self-destructive behaviour. yes you are, this is not someone with diminished mental capacity flailing around in a world for which they're not prepared, this is justified comeuppance. everyone gets to see they were really just hacks all along.
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eschaton posted:yes you are, this is not someone with diminished mental capacity flailing around in a world for which they're not prepared, this is justified comeuppance. everyone gets to see they were really just hacks all along. not to sound like I disagree but you saw Ballmer on vine right
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PleasureKevin posted:not to sound like I disagree but you saw Ballmer on vine right I'll remind you he got a perfect score on the math portion of his SAT, at a time when that meant something he's quite smart for a complete buffoon
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duTrieux. posted:microsoft is replacing bing in their new browser (codename spartan) with cortana, their personal assistant technology based on a blue naked big-titty video game character. i think i'm going to make a new version of the microsoft branding page and replace everything with just words from the halo games. and "for workgroups" then use this as the background music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-OhRFccpNE
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cremnob posted:is paul finally going to cover mac news he probably needs to appear unbiased when praising the features of the nokia surface for workgroups for home and trying to get employed at ms proper
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Main Paineframe posted:same reason the greater western co-prosperity sphere is in the northeast, i assume greater western co prosperity sphere are dumb space renters being oppressed by the goon master race northern associates dot are dumber renters being oppressed by dumber masters in n3 shadow of xxxxdeathxXXXXxxX are even dumber idiots being oppressed by legion of xxxxXXXxxxXXXxxXXXXxxDEATHxxXXXxxxXXXxxxXXXx, the least incompetent (still pretty incompetent) russians living in space so worthless nobody can be bothered to conquer it eve online: slumlords in space oh and by the way never misunderestimate the ability of eve offline players to read the map upside down, which is why redditors ended up living right next to goons (predictably, space drama ensued) suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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i used to be in xdeath, you are vastly overstating them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnLP0l-cSLY
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Korean Boomhauer posted:he probably needs to appear unbiased when praising the features of the nokia surface for workgroups for home and trying to get employed at ms proper i would i mean collecting a paycheck for doing nothing is pretty swell
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Microsoft Halts Advanced Notification of Patch Tuesday Updates to Public
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ok but will they give advanced notification of when they're going to gently caress up exchange?
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hobbesmaster posted:ok but will they give advanced notification of when they're going to gently caress up exchange? they already sent it, you didn't get that email?
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hobbesmaster posted:ok but will they give advanced notification of when they're going to gently caress up exchange? urgent message from 2015 hobbesmaster to 1995 hobbesmaster: you hosed up by using exchange, don't do it in this timeline, also invest in AAPL, seriously, not a joke, remember that thing with the pizza we promised ourself to never talk about?
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the verge has a bunch of info about Spartan. i guarantee you microsoft has a leak-based marketing strategy right now. like clockwork, things are "leaked" and released a few days later, like outlook for mac. even obscure poo poo no one cares about, like outlook for mac, or say spartan. it's pathetic because it's like they're creating a false sense of demand and importance to this info. anyway, here is the "leak" Chief among the plans for Spartan is new inking support that allows Windows 10 users to annotate a web page with a stylus and send the notes and annotations to a friend or colleague. well better late than never with those Courier features, i guess. sadly this is less useful than ever because the web is about ~apps~ now, not just documents. i doubt this will be useful for those. and features like this are already available through loving plugins for every browser. While Spartan will be a Windows Store app, we understand Microsoft isn’t planning to make it a universal app initially. One version of Spartan will be available in the Store as a desktop app, and another as a modern app for tablets and phones. two versions baby. Microsoft is planning to use Cortana to surface information on flights, hotel bookings, package tracking, and other data within the traditional address bar. man i thought you were joking before
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PleasureKevin posted:Chief among the plans for Spartan is new inking support that allows Windows 10 users to annotate a web page with a stylus and send the notes and annotations to a friend or colleague. it's like microsoft's main justification for a stylus, "hey, you can demean your minions with e-ink instead of belittling them via email, this way instead of just copy/pasting your 'improvements' they have to read your terrible handwriting"
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the successful video game for literal children who scream at each other over xbox live is now the bedrock of our branding strategy
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qirex posted:I have never even once understood this use case, like if you want to change something on a web page or spreadsheet you can just change it yourself, why do you need to annotate it then hand it off to someone else to change the same feature exists on e-readers, i ask the same question: does anybody actually do that
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qirex posted:I have never even once understood this use case, like if you want to change something on a web page or spreadsheet you can just change it yourself, why do you need to annotate it then hand it off to someone else to change Saving the planet from terrible C level executives who would otherwise print out a website, scribble on it and have their admin assistant interoffice mail it to the web devs
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