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edrith
Apr 10, 2013

Bitchkrieg posted:

Paganfest on Facebook just posted that there won't be a Paganfest 2015.


That was such a great tour. How disappointing.

Ugh, that sucks. Pagnfest is such cheese but such fun.

Comments say that Ensiferum will be coming to North America in May, so at least that's something.

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Henchman of Santa posted:

It's really weird that this is probably about Paul Masvidal.

Oh god that reference just came full circle for me.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

Seriously though, what are we comparing lyrics here to, exactly?

90% of lyrics are dumb as hell in any genre. It just comes down to what you want to be dumb about. Me, I like to be dumb about vikings and dragons and mass murder, rather than this junk:
lol
you're either being ignorant or just cherry-picking. i could counter that by posting Organized Konfusion, Kate Bush and Tom Waits lyrics (respectively)

also a lot of "country" guitarists are insanely skilled. listen to any john fahey performance.

Also Nile lyrics are super cool yeah

Gamma Nerd fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jan 8, 2015

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Vargatron posted:

Speaking of good metal lyrics, mid period Death has a lot of good writing. I'm especially a fan of Trapped in a Corner and The Philosopher.

"You preach about how I'm supposed to be, yet you don't know your own sexuality"

That is like my favorite line in all of metal..

That's just the *intellectual period's* version of Chuck's lyrics a few years earlier:

"I celebrate a human being's death, human disgrace
My revenge was fulfilled upon this day"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_5Xl9U6rQ

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Chuck posted:

"I celebrate a human being's death, human disgrace
My revenge was fulfilled upon this day"





You projecting something there Chuck?

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Isn't it sweet? Evil Chuck went from hostile to "questioning" in his lyrics in a few years.

I prefer when bands are outright aggressive about their views. Bandcamp linked below because it's a legal/complete/free album stream below. Better than Youtube with audio compression.

http://birthad.bandcamp.com/

The best thrash album of 2013 since thrash AOTY was mentioned earlier.

Zodijackylite fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 8, 2015

Fiendish Dr. Wu
Nov 11, 2010

You done fucked up now!

Gamma Nerd posted:

lol
you're either being ignorant or just cherry-picking. i could counter that by posting Organized Konfusion, Kate Bush and Tom Waits lyrics (respectively)

also a lot of "country" guitarists are insanely skilled. listen to any john fahey performance.

Also Nile lyrics are super cool yeah

I thought I was making an obvious cherry picking troll post, to the point that dumb lyrics are everywhere and just enjoy the music. It's just going to be a little more prevalent in genres that are going for shock value (metal, punk, rap mostly). Those 3 lyrics I posted were also huge hits in their respective genre's.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
If you ask me, Five Finger Death Punch have cornered the market in amazing lyrics:

The Pride posted:


Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya

Johnny Cash
And PBR
Jack Daniels
Nascar
Facebook
Myspace
IPod
Bill Gates
Smith and Wesson
NRA
Firewater
Pale Face
Dimebag
Tupac
Heavy Metal
Hip-Hop

I am
What you fear most
I am
What you need
I am
What you made me
I am
The American dream

I'm not selling out
I'm buying in

I will not be forgotten
This is my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it
Only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying
Everyone has their time
I've never favored weakness
Welcome to the pride

Disneyland
White House
JFK
And Mickey Mouse
John Wayne
Springsteen
Eastwood
James Dean
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Playboy
Text me
NFL
NBA
Brett Favre
King James

I am
All American
I am
Living the dream
I am
What you fear most
I am
Anarchy

I'm not selling out
I'm buying in

I will not be forgotten
This is my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it
Only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying
Everyone has their time
I've never favored weakness
Welcome to the pride

Since the dawn of time
Only the strong have survived
I will not be forgotten
Welcome to the pride

Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Only the strong survive
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Hey hey hey ya
Welcome to the pride

I will not be forgotten
This is my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it
Only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying
Everyone has their time
I've never favored weakness
Welcome to the pride


Just rename the song to capitalism.mp3.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
That's like the metal equivalent of "Summer Girls"

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014

Zodijackylite posted:

That's just the *intellectual period's* version of Chuck's lyrics a few years earlier:

"I celebrate a human being's death, human disgrace
My revenge was fulfilled upon this day"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_5Xl9U6rQ

Where Death a legit homophobic band?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Turk February posted:

If you ask me, Five Finger Death Punch have cornered the market in amazing lyrics:


Just rename the song to capitalism.mp3.

I unironically rock out to the first three songs from that album. It's got the only attitude metal should have.

"American Capitalist"

I'm a red blooded
Rough neck
Son of a bitch
I'm a goddamned
American capitalist
I've got a kill 'em all
Give a poo poo
License to hate
I'm that one shot
One kill
Bringer of pain

I don't wanna believe I'm empty
And I don't want to admit I'm wrong
I don't wanna regret who I've become
(When I'm)
I'm an American
Capitalist
American
Capitalist

Yeah war is the answer
Like I told you before
You're a coward
With no power
Just a stain on the floor
If you're a man
Be a man
Stop running your lips
Round three
No mercy
It's the way of the fist


Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Turk February posted:

If you ask me, Five Finger Death Punch have cornered the market in amazing lyrics:


Just rename the song to capitalism.mp3.
you can list all of those things in time with "We Didn't Start the Fire"

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

IronLawnmower posted:

Where Death a legit homophobic band?

I think it's just that they were teenagers trying to be edgy when Chuck wrote that.

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



IronLawnmower posted:

Where Death a legit homophobic band?

Who knows, so many metal bands have lyrics that verge on homophobia or have been flat out accused of it, but I don't know that there are that many bands that make it a central point. Disclaimer: I don't listen to black metal, so I have no point of reference in that genre.

edrith
Apr 10, 2013
Two people were hospitalized after a stabbing in the mosh pit at a Cattle Decapitation show.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

IronLawnmower posted:

Where Death a legit homophobic band?

Probably not, like good buddy HoS said, they were probably just trying to look/sound metal. You just need to look at some of Death's later lyrics (basically anything after SBG) that Chuck wasn't just some dumb meathead and I'd find it hard to believe with everything I've ever heard about him that he had any problem with gay people

Durendal
Jan 25, 2008

Who made you God to say
"I'll take your sheep from you?"



I'm partial to Sabaton's lyrics.

quote:

Attero!
Dominatus!
Berlin is burning
Denique!
Interimo!
The reich has fallen

We stand at the gates of Berlin
With two and a half million men
With six thousand tanks in our ranks
Use them as battering rams

Artillery leading our way
A million grenades has been launched
The nazis must pay for their crimes
The wings of the eagle has been broken

:ussr:

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Fiendish Dr. Wu posted:

I thought I was making an obvious cherry picking troll post, to the point that dumb lyrics are everywhere and just enjoy the music. It's just going to be a little more prevalent in genres that are going for shock value (metal, punk, rap mostly). Those 3 lyrics I posted were also huge hits in their respective genre's.

Sorry, it's really hard to tell troll posts apart from people who are really that myopic about "pop, rap and country". I see your point now :shobon:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
From Alestorm's Facebook:

quote:

VIP MEET & GREET PACKAGES: PIRATEFEST AMERICA

Ahoy! We've had a bunch of people asking us where they can purchase these so-called "VIP" tickets for our upcoming shows on Piratefest America. Well, here in Alestorm land we don't approve of making you pay $50 on top of your ticket price for the dubious honor of being awkwardly herded into a room where we all exchange nervous handshakes and take staged photographs together. It all seems a bit fake to us. If for some reason you want to hang out with us (and I warn you, we are all dreadfully dull people), come say hi before/during/after the show. We will be at the bar, inevitably.

HOWEVER! For those of you who want to take home an exclusive memento to show that you've got more money than sense, we will be selling "VIP Meat & Wheat" packages at the merch table, consisting of a SIGNED bag of flour gaffa taped to a packet of beef jerky. These will be limited to 10 per show, so get to the show quick to avoid disappointment!



These guys :allears:

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



Nordick posted:

From Alestorm's Facebook:




These guys :allears:

I don't even listen to Alestorm and I want one.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

muike posted:

Probably not, like good buddy HoS said, they were probably just trying to look/sound metal. You just need to look at some of Death's later lyrics (basically anything after SBG) that Chuck wasn't just some dumb meathead and I'd find it hard to believe with everything I've ever heard about him that he had any problem with gay people

And if parts of the internet are to be believed (haha) he was probably gay himself.

Lencho
Mar 16, 2012

I really like Lykathea Aflame lyrics:

quote:

I am searching for the land where I will fall on my knees
and will be weeping for a long time.
Where my mind shall extend on the sky
and my heart shall speak the language of the trees
and open like a water-lily
by touches of morning sun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BFPllUhsM

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Durendal posted:

I'm partial to Sabaton's lyrics.


:ussr:

I can never work out if Sabaton are being entirety serious but i know that the vast majority of their fans are which is funny

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I've only heard a few Sabaton songs, are they all about world war 2?

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
New Sylosis album is streaming in full here: http://media.nuclearblast.de/bands/events/sylosis/index.html

:fap:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Gigi Galli posted:

I've only heard a few Sabaton songs, are they all about world war 2?
No, a few are also about World War I. :v:
Also they have that concept album, Carolus Rex, about the king who made Sweden into a military superpower briefly in the 18th century.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
How do you even take Sabaton too seriously? It's basically history buffery. Have they ever done a "we ain't gonna take no poo poo" type of masturbatory fanbase song?

e: the Sword makes the best drat shirts, grabbed this sucker just after it went out of print

a metal band shirt that isn't black?!?

DeusExMachinima fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jan 9, 2015

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
There's plenty of those.

I used to have an Onkel Tom Angelripper shirt that was bright yellow.


and also this:



But gray is basically black when it comes to band shirts.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

DeusExMachinima posted:

a metal band shirt that isn't black?!?

I got this when I got Clearing the Path to Ascend. It's the far superior choice to the other two color schemes, which are silver & black and gold & black.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

that reminds me, I was going to buy this shirt a while ago but forgot about it - https://secure.kingsroadmerch.com/kvelertak/view/?id=4375

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



Detective Thompson posted:

I got this when I got Clearing the Path to Ascend. It's the far superior choice to the other two color schemes, which are silver & black and gold & black.



Purple doom shirts are the best shirts.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

MrBling posted:

But gray is basically black when it comes to band shirts.

Yep.

Detective Thompson posted:

I got this when I got Clearing the Path to Ascend. It's the far superior choice to the other two color schemes, which are silver & black and gold & black.



Okay, this does own. But I'm taking points off for not having a womyn-born womyn killing men with Gaia powers.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Sometimes lyrics go a little TOO crazy.

Planisphaerium by Wormed
(reminder this is brutal death metal)
code:
Decomposted gas on ions
And electrons recombination
The dissociation and ionisation is
In dynamic equilibrium

Cosmic substance group between
Interstellar material light

Six millions, of light-years calculating
There isnt atmosphere

Powerful electric conductivity dimness...
I look for an exit
Powerful electric conductivity dimness...
I look for an exit of this surface

Cause: orbit is raved,
The non defined quadrants
Liberate a chaotic droning, deffect
The voxel is damaged

Extreme radiation

Disintegrate part of the light protection rings
I cant sigh the end of
This horrible astral plane

Vibrations, extreme crash blow

Voided

Grandiose spheres around me
The empty ones deformed stars
Eternally suffering without back
No return

Vibrations, extreme crash blow

Six millions, of light-years calculating
There isnt atmosphere

Concentrate a lot of energy
Can obliterate me at this speed

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
I love Wormed but lyrics for them are absolutely unnecessary, much like the majority of brutal death metal that relies on guttural vocals. Try following those lyrics to the actual music without having a stroke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_x42Z7QqkA

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

I dig Wormed's goofy sci-fi lyrics, Wikipedia sheds some light on their latest album -

quote:

Lyrically, Exodromos is a prequel of Planisphaerium; the story tells about futuristic science concepts and chaotic visions of the last human left in cosmos, Krighsu. These are particularly in relation to the awakening of the "Chrym" once the last humans of the year 8K, called the Terrax, disappeared, and the known universe was absorbed by a quantum wormhole in an inverted multi-vectorial reionization. Krighsu, will travel through xenoverses to found a new world with the human seed.

:awesomelon:

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Detective Thompson posted:

I got this when I got Clearing the Path to Ascend. It's the far superior choice to the other two color schemes, which are silver & black and gold & black.



gently caress yeah, I got the same shirt the same way. I actually bought the bundle on vinyl because when I placed the order they didn't have the purple shirt with the other releases. I don't own a record player.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Summoning Saturday! :swoon:

Starting with a bit of the older stuff:
Elfstone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYnreRcAlWs
The Passing of the Grey Company: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfHkTEVbhAo
Long Lost to Where No Pathway Goes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfkDH3F1GA

A little of the newer:
South Away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruE07Dppevs
Land of the Dead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipoikwHRb8
Caradhras: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHQJNix6oUc

And some of my personal favorites:
Like Some Snow-white Marble Eyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3hv2nRzXR8
Farewell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrx90jreBtw

And...the best loving thing.
Old Morning's Dawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK6NiQ-UK3U

e: after this I might even feel a Falkenbach Friday coming on :D

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jan 10, 2015

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
New Ensiferum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv0CRm94ObE

I'm pretty optimistic about this album, should hopefully be much better than Unsung Heroes which was kinda crap.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Remember when death metal was really cool and good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHauSemUkzI

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Tangentially metal-related, but Brent Hinds is going to play Ryan Dunn in a "documentary with dramatic interludes" produced by Bam Margera. Which makes sense because Brent Hinds is extremely likely to die in a drunken blaze.

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