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I wonder if Disney will actually have some semblance of quality control over the new EU this time around and it's okay for a while before it inevitably turns into a giant overblown festering pile of poo poo *reads some marvel comics* lol who are we kidding honestly
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Fetus Tree posted:he has a beard. Duh
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 21:58 |
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RocketLunatic posted:Stuff like this... that it blows people's minds is weird. Because it's just bad writing, and if Lucas had paid attention to any of the few good ideas from the EU or gotten decent script writers, he could have made it work better. This theory conveniently forgets that Vader assumed Padme was dead. And if you don't want to acknowledge the prequels, then it seems like Vader didn't know about Luke until after a New Hope. Not saying Lucas did this intentionally, its probably just a coincidence that it happened this way.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:02 |
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Well Luke is going to have a beard in this one so maybe he turned evil in the 31(?) years between films. His first action as a servant of the Dark Side is to slam a garage door on Han Solo's foot.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:02 |
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Fetus Tree posted:Still the best star wars thread on sa well touche i guess, i keep coming back to this fuckin trough
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:07 |
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Fetus Tree posted:Still the best star wars thread on sa its true, just look at the star wars thread in CD and try not to claw your eyes out people seriously arguing about how the prequels are marxist allegory for the spiritual meaningfullness of paying your taxes and how jar jar was in fact the father of darth vader and burt reynolds
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:13 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:its true, just look at the star wars thread in CD and try not to claw your eyes out a classic http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/27744/ http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/27743/ i would approve of all those casting decisions
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:26 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He's originally from the 1970s Marvel comics: Hmmn, who's the old guy in the back right there? quote:Hess Korrin was a Human male who worked as a librarian on the academic world of Obroa-skai. He was tasked with the cataloguing of antiquities, and spent much of his time on his own. Korrin spent years researching the Jedi Order. He became a total fanatic of the Jedi, and an expert on all there was to know about them. The man began indulging in wild fantasies, and his grasp on reality weakened. Korrin was taken by surprise when the Imperial Security Bureau ordered that the antiquities section of Obroa-skai be closed down, citing a "public safety issue." The bureau destroyed Korrin's entire wing. Lets see how Lucasarts hosed up video games. http://kotaku.com/how-lucasarts-fell-apart-1401731043 quote:In early 2009, a small team of LucasArts employees started working on a Star Wars game called Underworld, according to two people familiar with the project. Designed to complement an in-development television show of the same name, Underworld went through several early designs, including an open-world game with quests and other RPG-ish elements. Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:I wonder if Disney will actually have some semblance of quality control over the new EU this time around and it's okay for a while before it inevitably turns into a giant overblown festering pile of poo poo Well Marvel Comics can be all over the place because they have a policy of late that lets a writer write a story without being shackled to back stories. But the Marvel Movies stuff seems to be kept fairly well organized. Applying that model to new Star Wars stuff wouldn't be the worst way to go about it.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:39 |
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in the future all movies will be star wars and marvel
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:41 |
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Nckdictator posted:Lets see how Lucasarts hosed up video games. Also there was a great bit I read somewhere about Lucas dropping by Lucasarts and the team were like "So our hero is Jim Bob Whoever the gently caress-" (I forget the name) and Lucas said something like "I don't like that name, he should have a faster name like Zip Zipper or something" and everyone thought he was kidding but he was serious. edit: found it! quote:George Lucas would periodically check in on the status of the games his company was making, lending creative input and advice. The developer I talked to sighs, and agitatedly says, “In one viewing of Fracture, [Lucas] said it looked really good, but he didn’t like [Mason Briggs’] name. We’re like, ‘What do you mean, George?’ He responded to the effect of, ‘It doesn’t really fit. When he jumps on stuff, he moves pretty fast. I like B.J. Dart.’ and: quote:A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often. KiddieGrinder fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Also there was a great bit I read somewhere about Lucas dropping by Lucasarts and the team were like "So our hero is Jim Bob Whoever the gently caress-" (I forget the name) and Lucas said something like "I don't like that name, he should have a faster name like Zip Zipper or something" and everyone thought he was kidding but he was serious. You left out the best part. quote:The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.” Edit: Well, guess not!
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:49 |
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This thread keeps repeating itself. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:53 |
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Hingehead posted:That poo poo owned a lot. I had the suitcase shaped hoth playset from the action fleet series, along with the remote controlled AT-AT walker and several other versions of the AT-AT and scout walkers. The battle felt like it took forever. I miss being a kid. The Death Star playset loving ruled, with the spiral elevator and poo poo. My best friend had it, I had Castle Greyskull, so we would routinely have CRAZY rear end STAR WARS/HE-MAN CROSSOVERS I had a smaller Hoth playset which had a collapsing ice bridge, and Yoda's house which had "levitating rocks" and a swamp made out of foam for you to shove R2-D2 in
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 22:54 |
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Tender Bender posted:This thread keeps repeating itself. It's like poetry, it rhymes. hopefully it'll work
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 23:06 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:He's originally from the 1970s Marvel comics: This showed up on a friend's Facebook feed. He'd been reading through those Marvel SW books and came across Lando dressed up as Captain Harlock.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 23:08 |
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Fetus Tree posted:Still the best star wars thread on sa There is no SMG. Thread rules by default.
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 23:39 |
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Tender Bender posted:This thread keeps repeating itself. It's like poetry, it rhymes. It's going to be good It's going to be good It's going to be good It's going to be good
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# ? Jan 9, 2015 23:50 |
the cd thread is the worst thread in the history of CD "no, everything in the prequels was put there by george deliberately and it is his vision for the bad things about the jedi and the republic" *ignores the making-of footage that clearly shows that george realised how badly he hosed up up to and including wishing he could re-edit the first film*
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:14 |
tbqh, i find george lucas kind of sad in a way. he thought that he was the man behind star wars' success and decided he could make the prequels all by his own. and then he poured his heart and soul into the first one, and it was not received well. after that, it strikes me like he just gave up on the prequels as anything except a money-making exercise.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:16 |
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Despite being BFFs with Speilberg he just seems like a guy who's never seen a writer or director worth their salt at work.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:19 |
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Little kids around 5-14, the actual target market of Star Wars, seem to consistently love the poo poo out of the new trilogy while it's entirely the lightsaber equivalent of bronies bitching about how superior the 80s movies were so actually I would say that the prequels were really good?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:20 |
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Milky Moor posted:the cd thread is the worst thread in the history of CD The worst ever is the old Prometheus thread, which was something like 800+ pages of the same five posting superstars having the same, single argument with 3,000 posters from outside CD as they wandered into the thread. But I will grant honorable mention to a thread where first-year liberal arts majors willfully ignore documented information about films in order to theorycraft what Marx would have thought about the movie (the only metric on which movies should be judged).
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:20 |
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Milky Moor posted:tbqh, i find george lucas kind of sad in a way. he thought that he was the man behind star wars' success and decided he could make the prequels all by his own. and then he poured his heart and soul into the first one, and it was not received well. after that, it strikes me like he just gave up on the prequels as anything except a money-making exercise. his wife did all the work
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Milky Moor posted:the cd thread is the worst thread in the history of CD The present thread is a rehash of pretty much everything posted in 2013-2014, it was vaguely interesting the first time around, but not sure why people keep beating that dead horse. *Visits CD, sees 200+ new posts in Star Wars thread, expects Star Wars news/spoilers, sees page after page of same stupid prequel discussion from last 2-3 years, this time on matte lighting. Exits*
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:32 |
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I cringed.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:16 |
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Young Freud posted:This showed up on a friend's Facebook feed. He'd been reading through those Marvel SW books and came across Lando dressed up as Captain Harlock. Marvel must have gotten some Captain Harlock tapes while they were working on Spiderman with Toei.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:48 |
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Nckdictator posted:I cringed. why do they have two separate methods of corpse disposal
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 01:55 |
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Endor_Holocaust
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:00 |
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tbf the empire did wreck a lot of poo poo on a planetary-scale (if not straight up on a solar-scale)
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Little kids around 5-14, the actual target market of Star Wars, seem to consistently love the poo poo out of the new trilogy while it's entirely the lightsaber equivalent of bronies bitching about how superior the 80s movies were so actually I would say that the prequels were really good? Your metric for the quality of a movie is whether or not children like it?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:03 |
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That makes you cringe? I think it's one of the best things in the EU.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:04 |
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personally i don't think any of the star wars are good, so its a moot point to argue which turd is the best instead, wallow in the filth and enjoy it for the base pleasure it brings
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:05 |
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You know, I've seen that image before, and this is the first time I looked closely enough to notice the central Ewok is not running toward the reader while on fire.
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Light Gun Man posted:Marvel must have gotten some Captain Harlock tapes while they were working on Spiderman with Toei. It depends. Captain Harlock was shown on Japanese-language TV outlets in Los Angeles and New York in the late '70s, shown up on Quebecis TV when the French localization aired, and then distributed by Harmony Gold on syndicated TV in the mid-80s. And, even then, he had shown up in Roger Corman film localization of Galaxy Express 999 in 1980.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:20 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Little kids around 5-14, the actual target market of Star Wars, seem to consistently love the poo poo out of the new trilogy while it's entirely the lightsaber equivalent of bronies bitching about how superior the 80s movies were so actually I would say that the prequels were really good? If you look at the story and themes and setting of a stupid trade dispute and galactic politics they're obviously not solely aimed at kids so this argument is dumb, they're bad movies that didn't work, kids might like jar jar and fart jokes but there's a whole bunch of boring poo poo explicitly not there for kids too which was bad.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 02:45 |
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kids actually thought the new trilogy was boring as gently caress as it veered between trade agreements and solemn stone faced jedis travelling around places for incomprehensible reasons. Also the action was bad At least this is what I thought when I watched phantom menace (more like phantom GARABGE lol) back in 99 and im pretty sure i was a kid back then
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Little kids around 5-14, the actual target market of Star Wars, seem to consistently love the poo poo out of the new trilogy while it's entirely the lightsaber equivalent of bronies bitching about how superior the 80s movies were so actually I would say that the prequels were really good? something something trade disputes something something mass murder something something decapitations something something graphic immolation
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 03:00 |
Gammatron 64 posted:this is the truth, brother Check out all the TIE pliot, pull their helmet off, one of them will be George Lucas's head underneath it. He came with the defender.
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Hingehead posted:A large portion of the Death Star with IG-88 intact, jettisoned into a far off flung of the outer rim of the galaxy and into a black hole, ultimately traveling to an another galaxy of another time, the era of the battlestar galatica in the milky way galaxy. IG-88 and the death star became the cyclon, a precursor to the borgs in which they mastered time travel, going back into time , effectively changing the course of human history to the point where humanity have been led to the era of star trek instead of the battlestar galatic era as they mastered space travel and diplomacy instead of space battles. WOOKIEPEIDA quote:Much of the debris of the superweapon was sent through a hyperspace wormhole that briefly opened up when the Death Star's hyperdrive regulator was destroyed. Holy........loving......poo poo..........I was just joking about the DS II's debris going into a black hole.....and yet the loving EU actually does this!
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