sweeperbravo posted:

Yes but my pride isn't

the new pleb posted:

I enjoy the sexual overtones of making some bored teenager construct a sandwich to my liking as I both bark commands to them and rub my johnson discretely through my dockers.

Its p tricky but if you get the rhythm down you can totally climax shouting "chipotle!!!!" before they ask you about salt or pepper hth

Jombo posted:

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Some guns are meant for home defence. Some are meant for war. Some are meant to be in video games. This is one of those guns.

Cippalippus posted:

How do forest elves feel about burning wood in the winter? Forest elves and moderate muslims don't exist, the only real difference between the two groups is that Peter Jackson can make a movie about the former.

Three-Phase posted:

The only people I've ever seen who WRITE THIS WAY tend to be SENIOR CITIZENS and people with potential PSYCHIATRIC ISSUES. Those are not MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

Hihohe posted:

Lesbian please stop this madness. They are qouting the dictionary now.

now

forbidden lesbian posted:

i dont want to because i know you will recreate the thread in PYF and i can not in good faith let people post in PYF if i can help it

Mans posted:

Some people did a very very bad thing in Paris. D&D is on the case

Volume posted:

I thought there weren't any jokes in D&D but I think the punchline is so deep that they've become the joke

Deviant posted:

I found this image on deviantart and it made me laugh too much not to be the core of a new banner for my stream.



Wilko, if you'd prefer I not link goonmod, let me know.

Discendo Vox posted:

Credit the image artist, so everyone can know just how much of a pervert you are.

Deviant posted:

A deliberate omission. Don't search #payday2 on deviantart.

Discendo Vox posted:

The creator's name is tachumar, and that image is the only non-porn art in their gallery, which has significant rape themes- their second-to-most-recent image is called "slave children", predated by "locker room", predated by "the guard's seduction".

This is what Deviant is promoting/into. Just sayin'.

Deviant posted:

And just like that.

Discendo Vox posted:

Much better. That one's made by Foreling, who is a lot cleaner for a Deviantart user. A safer choice.

Shima Honnou posted:

Glad this one pleases you, Vox. I, too, enjoy artists who mostly draw large-breasted furry women, this is significantly better than the other, nastier one that drew humans.

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

Vox just wants to promote the more wholesome stuff he's into.

beato posted:

Velveeta sounds like pube removal cream.

El_Elegante posted:

That's vulveeta

Ihmemies posted:

29. I'm just too old fashioned for my own good. Film cameras, vinyls, old cars, broadsheet sized newspapers, corduroy etc.


I know. The woman I tried to call was the 3rd date from Tinder. Seems girls there willingly go to one hour coffee dates/walks with anyone relatively sensible person, but going forward is a mystery. I'm glad I managed to unfuck this situation despite my intense and hopefully manage to talk her to meet for a 2nd time later this week.

At least I got the basics down - don't write way too much more than her, use smilies sparingly, don't write uninteresting drivel. Better stick with texting if that's what everyone prefers these days, and practice that then.

Ihmemies posted:

I should just get rid of my 50's eyeglasses, use jeans more often, get a modern car, start reading news from a tablet & books from kindle, and take all photos with my phone. And start practicing this KISS way of messaging with twitter.

Then I'd be like every other guy on the planet

Ihmemies posted:

The darker toned guys here barely talk any sensible language a white man (or a woman) of reputable upbringing understands and they don't seem to have any problems.

Ihmemies posted:

In 50's patriarchy they didn't have all these problems stemming from feminism. A woman had to pick a man and stick with him no matter what, since women couldn't get any real education or careers back in the day.

Edit: this is going way OT now though.

Mans posted:

Goon has trouble finding dates. Why you ask?

Well:


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But actually

And as such

Mans posted:

Goon has trouble finding dates. Why you ask?

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Mans posted:

Goon has trouble finding dates. Why you ask?

Well:


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And as such

Mans posted:

Goon has trouble finding dates. Why you ask?

Well:


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An Angry Bug posted:

Three-Phase posted:

The only people I've ever seen who WRITE THIS WAY tend to be SENIOR CITIZENS and people with potential PSYCHIATRIC ISSUES. Those are not MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

mr.capps posted:

From the first sentence alone I thought "oh it was going to be one of these"

But I never knew the rabbit hole could go so far, and so quick.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Selklubber posted:

Just post the danish, I'm norwegian so written danish is kinda readable.

Yeah I understand this perfectly.

Freudian posted:

Bluepooth

Ozz81 posted:

Pootooth

chaos rhames posted:

Furry pissing on himself, the pressure is actually kind of impressive but I don't have anything to properly compare it to so it might be fairly normal, maybe he was holding it in for a bit to increase the force, I thought his dick was pretty big too but his balls are in a wierd spot that makes them look like part of the shaft also there's a tellyubby plushy in the back

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

Edminster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys

frankenfreak posted:

We have no one to blame but ourselves for clicking on that very descriptive link.

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

You never know what might be the next goatse

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

gnarlyhotep posted:

can you imagine if I was like that? I could turn into another Abe or even worse Senior Woodchuck and start talking about "mod sass" because I cry when people insult me

gently caress every idiot on the planet who can't take a joke

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Impressive.

Jedit posted:

I thought it was a description of Volkerball's avatar.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

It is a lot of piss for being so yellow you'd think he was dehydrated.

pentyne posted:

Not really, most young(ish) people live off soda and energy drinks. It'll turn your urine opaque.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

It is not pee its fun and its good piss taste piss but the squirt dont tast piss Trust me i tast a lot of squirt and its nt piss and it smell good