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USMC503 posted:I was the idiot. Same... same
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Delivery McGee posted:A toast to 50 Foot Ant and his late brother: Next you should toast Forrest Gump, Ding Chavez and Richie Cunningham.
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USMC503 posted:I was the idiot. Heh. I started a 5 year contract in 2013.
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Now's the time to get in/re-up if you're all about not being blown up by a VBIED.
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USMC503 posted:I was the idiot.
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I was the idiot. I joined the
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Aranan posted:I was the idiot.
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Aranan posted:I was the idiot.
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Re-enlisting right now in an active infantry unit would probably be the dumbest thing a human being could do, aside from enlisting in an active infantry unit. Because gently caress a garrison Corps.
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Helicopter army spouses?!
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I am the idiot. I enlisted the CG with a degree. My dad is an idiot. He volunteer to enlist during the Vietnam War. Idioticy is genetic, i should never have children.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:boots aren't people
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:boots aren't people who is really
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ElMaligno posted:I am the idiot. I got you the water wings for a reason.
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ElMaligno posted:I am the idiot. One of my buddies I played rugby with at school went CG officer. He is out after like 3 years getting 36k a year or something and full healthcare for disability relating to the Deepwater Horizon. Totally skated through the whole thing.
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ElMaligno posted:I enlisted the CG with a degree. lol
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I got you the water wings for a reason. i know bae 
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lightpole posted:One of my buddies I played rugby with at school went CG officer. He is out after like 3 years getting 36k a year or something and full healthcare for disability relating to the Deepwater Horizon. Totally skated through the whole thing. That sucks for him if he has serious issues. If he doesn't then he's a thief and a piece of poo poo.
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Unzip and Attack posted:That sucks for him if he has serious issues. If he doesn't then he's a thief and a piece of poo poo. Lol
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Unzip and Attack posted:That sucks for him if he has serious issues. If he doesn't then he's a thief and a piece of poo poo. No need for jealousy in the idiot thread bro.
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lightpole posted:No need for jealousy in the idiot thread bro. 
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I'm the idiot. 8 year contract. I worked 13 hours each day this week.
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Bob A Feet posted:I'm the idiot. 8 year contract. everyone gets an 8 year contract you're only really dumb if all of that time is active duty instead of half of it being IR
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Bob A Feet posted:I'm the idiot. That's all you needed to say really.
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ded posted:everyone gets an 8 year contract Only 3/4ths of it active. Checkmate.  I am also reenlisting. 
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USMC503 posted:That's all you needed to say really.
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Bob A Feet posted:I worked 13 hours each day this
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This seemed like the place to post/ask: An army friend of mine said that he knew a girl who got kicked out during basic for selling lap dances and sexual favors. According to him, she was actually pretty hot, and was a stripper before/since. He's usually pretty straight up with me, but I was slightly surprised that something like that happened. Milgoons, is that plausible/ something they'd kick a girl out for, or was my friend definitely bullshitting me? Seemed an appropriate story for the thread regardless.
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For prostitution? Errr, yeah.
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Dr. Jamming posted:army friend of mine Dr. Jamming posted:According to him, she was actually pretty hot So she's got most of her teeth, is just slightly overweight, and only has a couple stretch-marks from the 2 kids that have popped out of her so far.
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Dr. Jamming posted:This seemed like the place to post/ask: Realtalk, maybe if she was dancing for the DSs I guess, does the Army do coed basic training? If so, then yeah, while lotta sloots out there.
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Thump! posted:Realtalk, maybe if she was dancing for the DSs I guess, does the Army do coed basic training? If so, then yeah, while lotta sloots out there. behold 
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Is that a blue disc on his hat? He must really hate it there.
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I love how he's obviously not digging it... but still letting her take the selfie. Girl in the story did get caught when a drill Sargent walked in on her doing a dance for a bunch of guys, one of whom was celebrating a birthday. There was loud music, and no one was looking at the door. I don't remember ranks/ if any or all were privates.
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the idea of rooms and doors and cellphones and being buds with your drill sergeants/instructors in loving bootcamp is so alien to me my mind cant process it
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