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There's just no way he actually runs, right? Man, I feel like such a sucker for believing all the bullshit after the 2012 campaign that his heart hadn't really been in it and it was really Ann who had put him up to it. Son of a bitch.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 12:11 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:50 |
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Andrew from BuzzFeed is going to get his salary doubled, if Romney runs.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 12:49 |
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ErIog posted:There's just no way he actually runs, right? Man, I feel like such a sucker for believing all the bullshit after the 2012 campaign that his heart hadn't really been in it and it was really Ann who had put him up to it. Son of a bitch. Judging from the rumor mill running up to this, Mitt had absolutely no desire to run but Ann and his punchy son had other ideas.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 15:54 |
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I could see him doing this because Ann wants him to. He worships her and anything she wants, she gets. All the more reason to enjoy her reaction when she's denied again.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:09 |
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Can't wait to see how many different positions Mittbot 3.0 can take on any given issue at a time. The people who didn't vote for him last time in the primaries are not going to vote for him this time either, and I'd be willing to bet that some who did are going to say "You stink of loser" and not vote for him this time. Still, having Queen Ann denied her noble right once again would be delicious.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:14 |
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I can't wait for her dancing horse to poo poo up Rio as well.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:18 |
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Given the lifespan of horses, is Rafalca likely still in good shape four years later? NY Times brings up an interesting point: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/08/us/politics/in-gop-a-divide-of-ideology-and-age.html quote:Three years before he ran for president in 2008, a newly slim Mike Huckabee peddled a book with a title that doubled as a lecture: “Quit Digging Your Grave With a Knife and Fork.” Now, as he considers a second White House run, he has written another book with a decidedly different but equally direct title: “God, Guns, Grits and Gravy.” Could it be possible that Huckabee is getting out of shape to run for president?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:30 |
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William Bear posted:Given the lifespan of horses, is Rafalca likely still in good shape four years later? Probably just wants a book tour at this point. Going to join in the grifting circuit.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:33 |
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Who is going to be Miss Sheldon Adelson this time around?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:35 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Who is going to be Miss Sheldon Adelson this time around? Supposedly Cruz is wooing him, with Dick Cheney's help. Walker tried last year, giving a talk at some event Adelson was at, and Adelson walked out in the the middle of his speech
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:38 |
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sullat posted:Probably just wants a book tour at this point. Going to join in the grifting circuit. Huckabee is already a veteran of the grifting circuit. I doubt he quit his job for a simple book tour vanity campaign. Dude wants to be prez
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:46 |
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Good Citizen posted:Huckabee is already a veteran of the grifting circuit. I doubt he quit his job for a simple book tour vanity campaign. Dude wants to be prez Yeah, Fox News Host is pretty much top of the line as far as the grift circuit goes. You get paid to be on TV to promote your books and such while increasing your draw as guest speaker. You only drop that to actually run, unlike vague Fox News Contributor or Analyst gigs which you drop to move up to the campaign grift. Also Huck was getting paid to play guitar with his favorite musicians and do whatever, which is pretty much peak cake walk job.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:03 |
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Good Citizen posted:Huckabee is already a veteran of the grifting circuit. I doubt he quit his job for a simple book tour vanity campaign. Dude wants to be prez Campaign/book tour is a stop on the circuit. It's not like he's permanently banned from his sinecure at Fox if he runs.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:22 |
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I'd be willing to believe that the timing of the book release was engineered to take advantage of his presidential run, but I don't think he's running purely to increase book sales. I think he legitimately thinks he has a chance and wants to the president. What his campaign becomes when he reaches a point where he no longer thinks he has a chance is a different story.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:29 |
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Nah Huck is a grade-A huckster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcAhXy9rARk "It's literally impossible for me to win at this point- but you don't believe in those egg-head "numbers" that the elitists think they can confuse you with. Keep giving me money"
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Fried Chicken posted:Supposedly Cruz is wooing him, with Dick Cheney's help. Walker tried last year, giving a talk at some event Adelson was at, and Adelson walked out in the the middle of his speech I'm calling it now: Cruz/Cheney 2016
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 18:30 |
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Delta-Wye posted:I'm calling it now: Cruz/Cheney 2016 Holy moly that would be glorious
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 18:38 |
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Delta-Wye posted:I'm calling it now: Cruz/Cheney 2016 Which one?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:06 |
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The daughter isn't steeped enough in evil yet to be a vice-president in the Cheney lineage. She still has her original heart for Pete's sake.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:41 |
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Cruz/Reagan
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:44 |
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Peztopiary posted:The daughter isn't steeped enough in evil yet to be a vice-president in the Cheney lineage. She still has her original heart for Pete's sake. I don't know, even with a mechanical wonder filling the void of his heart hole, Cheney seemed to at least possess a hint of nascent humanity on gays. The daughter on the other hand was throwing rhetorical Molotovs as recently as last year, despite her sister.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 21:17 |
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William Bear posted:Given the lifespan of horses, is Rafalca likely still in good shape four years later? I didn't think that Christie left much room in that niche. .....
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 01:07 |
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Hodgepodge posted:I didn't think that Christie left much room in that niche. You really think that Republicans will only stop at one morbidly obese candidate? Its the only possible way their lineup can resemble actual America.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 01:26 |
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Fulchrum posted:You really think that Republicans will only stop at one morbidly obese candidate? I'd think it'd be more about spiting Michelle than it is representing fat America.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 02:40 |
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WaPo has I guess a preview of how nasty a Bush vs Romney campaign would be, this is great.quote:[...]
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 02:48 |
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So essentially a couple of sensitive 60 year old man children, who would've thought
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 03:30 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Who is going to be Miss Sheldon Adelson this time around? God knows they're all gonna try, except maybe Rand Paul. The guy's a one man case study of what Citizen's United hath wrought.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 05:01 |
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Marco Rubio's family is on board with him running for president. Bush's fundraising won't scare him away one bit. http://www.nationaljournal.com/politics/marco-rubio-says-he-has-cleared-key-hurdles-to-white-house-run-20150109
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 14:41 |
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Marco Rubio's family is on board with him running for president. Bush's fundraising won't scare him away one bit. So...Jeb, Christie, Milt, and Rubio. Since all four of them will most likely be competing for the same donors, I cannot wait to see which crazy gently caress gets past that post first.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 15:01 |
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Santorum already getting into the froth:quote:"Do we really want someone with this little experience?" Santorum told The New York Times when asked about them and Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), a trio of first-term senators. "And the only experience they have basically — not Rubio, but Cruz and Paul because I don't think Rubio is going to go — is bomb throwing? Do we really want somebody who’s a bomb thrower, with no track record of any accomplishments?" Also he doubts Huck is a True Conservative.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:47 |
baw posted:Santorum already getting into the froth: What exactly has Santorum accomlished? As far as I can tell, it seems like he's been doing nothing but losing elections and siring broken babies for nearly the last decade.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:50 |
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Rick Santorum posted:Do we really want somebody who’s a bomb thrower, with no track record of any accomplishments? And what are yours, other than having a frothy mix named in your honor?
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 16:52 |
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I think it's interesting that 4 of the 9 potential Republican candidates will have not held an office for at least 10 years prior to their 2016 run (Romney, Bush, Santorum, Carson) and one of those (Carson) has never held elected office at all. (The other 5 by my count: Paul, Rubio, Perry, Walker, Christie) Hillary hasn't held an elected office for 8 years either, but at least she had several years in State in the meantime. EDIT: Even Nixon only spent 8 years in the wilderness, and people had discounted him until 1966 (none of those 4 helped win 2014 the way Nixon helped in '66) and even then the establishment wanted someone better but couldn't find it. ComradeCosmobot fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jan 12, 2015 |
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I am so keen to see the Family Santorum's 2015 back-to-the-trail collection. What shade of gingham will be in this year? How broad and plasticy are the headbands going to be? Is there finally going to be space made for a second row of buttons on a button down collar?
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 17:56 |
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Will he stick with sweater vests or make a bold sartorial choice like argyle?
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 18:02 |
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ComradeCosmobot posted:I think it's interesting that 4 of the 9 potential Republican candidates will have not held an office for at least 10 years prior to their 2016 run (Romney, Bush, Santorum, Carson) and one of those (Carson) has never held elected office at all. (The other 5 by my count: Paul, Rubio, Perry, Walker, Christie) Perry and Cruz and Jindal all hold office right now! e: oh you said Perry Pinterest Mom fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 12, 2015 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:Perry and Cruz and Jindal all hold office right now! YeahJindal is Doubling down on the evil even now! He's definitely going to try and fail win the nomination
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 19:17 |
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I am thrilled at the prospect of typing 'Piyush' for a few months. Now that Mitt is back in itt, its a veritable dream team of bad candidates. This must be what a normal person feels like preceding a big college draft. Carly is now saying she'll decide in march or april. Hopefully she is just trying to lock up Fred Thompson as her VP in a bold play to take Califorina by way of triangulating through very, very low information voters in Hollywood & Menlo park
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shadow puppet of a posted:I am thrilled at the prospect of typing 'Piyush' for a few months. Now that Mitt is back in itt, its a veritable dream team of bad candidates. This must be what a normal person feels like preceding a big college draft. A Jindal run is going to be great for uncovering all the progressives who think it's funny to make fun of an Indian guy's birth name.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 19:47 |
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There are better things to make fun of, like how he says McDonalds is his favorite restaurant for Real American™ cred when he's governor of the state with loving New Orleans. But I've heard how once he delivered on his tax cuts über Alles policy the state's going to poo poo.
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 20:04 |