Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

♪Time to take a coaching job♪

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im gay: Jul 20, 2013; by Lowtax

Does Luck have some form of autism?

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Andrew Luck talks like Falco from SNES Star Fox

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

♪ TFF Just Hates PeyPey ♪

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:56

Gumbercules: Jan 12, 2004; These aren't my lamps. These have feet.

maduin posted:

You can't hate the Colts because their fans live in Indiana. Regardless of how great their football team is and how lucky they are to get generational quarterbacks, your life is still better because they live in Indiana.

How does this make sports fans in Ohio or St Louis or Detroit feel any better?

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:56

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

wheez the roux posted:

♪ top hats can't count syllables ♪

this is all from having bland food in my child hood

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:57

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Acquilae posted:

that stanford education

he's never going to be as good an actor as peyton manning unless its as a cave man in a movie

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Chinatown posted:

♪ TFF Just Hates Elway ♪

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:57

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Sophia posted:

Since we're here talking, what do you think of the theory that Brady is going to leave at the end of the season because of how his contract is restructured

Not happening

If he leaves, it's only because he wins the SB and wants out on top

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ComfortablyNumb: Nov 7, 2008; This is not how I am.

Quest For Glory II posted:

Andrew Luck talks like Falco from SNES Star Fox

Holy poo poo, you're right! I loved that game!

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:57

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

im gay posted:

Does Luck have some form of autism?

Some obsess over something like Sonic or Pokemon. Andrew obsessed over football.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:57

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

I hate you Peyton but I'm glad I saw you in your prime.

It's crazy to think that as amazing as Peyton is/was, the Colts were holding him back.

If he somehow ended up with Belichick instead of constant AFCCG appearances they'd probably have made the SB 6-7 times in a row and won most of them. I mean Brady is one of the best ever as well and has gone to championships without getting much help. However aside from receivers most of Peyton's career was with RBs whose best skill was blocking and inconsistent lines.

These playoffs have owned so far though. If Peyton keeps playing dude needs to look into bringing a bag of crystal meth or something to keep it going in January I guess.

Then years later we'd see his strung out/sore covered face attempt a HoF induction speech.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:57

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

♪ Back to film-ing Pa-pa John's ♪

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:58

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Gumbercules posted:

How does this make sports fans in Ohio or St Louis or Detroit feel any better?

ohio has cool astronauts and ohio state

st. louis had kurt warner

detroit has the red wings

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

♪ is he re-ti-ring for sure? ♪

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:58

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Gumbercules posted:

Real talk, the fact that the colts were able to dump Peyton before he got old and, while enduring only one bad season, get another generational prospect who is literally named "Luck" would be hilarious if it wasn't absolutely infuriating. No idea why more people don't dislike this team.

Yeah agreed they suck and I'll enjoy watching them get beat by the Patriots

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Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

im gay posted:

Does Luck have some form of autism?

quote:

But first, Kynes found himself stretching with Andrew Luck before a morning workout. The future NFL Pro Bowl quarterback had a question for the new walk-on.

"If you were a medieval warrior, what would be your weapon of choice?"

Kynes responded by choosing the mace.

"I would pick the longbow," Luck offered in his own fitting fashion.

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Oh hey, that home teams not sweeping the divisional round streak is still alive.

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ComfortablyNumb: Nov 7, 2008; This is not how I am.

weekly font posted:

♪ Back to film-ing Pa-pa John's ♪

nailed it.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:58

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Sour Diesel posted:

Oh my god that owns.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:59

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

wheez the roux posted:

♪ is he re-ti-ring for sure? ♪

It is funny that this thread is writing the eulogy of a guy that put up a 4700 yard 39 TD season.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 01:59

A Tasteful Nude: Jun 3, 2013; A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)

wilderthanmild posted:

Some obsess over something like Sonic or Pokemon. Andrew obsessed over football.

he is the autist-prime

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sour Diesel posted:

Genuinely amazed he didn't say katana

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

♪ Time to die like tears in rain ♪

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

wilderthanmild posted:

Some obsess over something like Sonic or Pokemon. Andrew obsessed over football.

♪ Autist kid just whipped my rear end ♪

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

♪ At least I own these pizza shops ♪

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

luck reminds me of an inbred walrus with messed up tusks that means he just drools everywhere

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Genuinely amazed he didn't say katana

A katana would be awful against the kaiser's tempered steel armor.

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Kalli posted:

It is funny that this thread is writing the eulogy of a guy that put up a 4700 yard 39 TD season.

Just 237 ypg in his final 6 games of the regular season tho

There was a clear philosophical change with some connection to Manning's diminishing ability

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

Andrew Luck is literally the monster from The Thing.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

wheez the roux posted:

♪ is he re-ti-ring for sure? ♪

He said this last contract would be his last but I thought it was like a 6 year deal.

I think he'll be back for at least one more season.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

♪ Time to die like tears in rain ♪

same

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

♪ run this poo poo into the ground ♪

(i kid, i kid)

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:01

TITY BOI: Apr 4, 2008; A REAL HUMAN BEING
AND A REAL TITY BOI

weekly font posted:

Oh my god that owns.

quote:

"I am not making this up," says Hasselbeck, who has grown close to Luck. "It was a book on concrete. He was showing it to everyone on the road trip to Cincinnati. He was fascinated."

Said receiver Griff Whalen, a college teammate and friend: "He was on the bus like, 'Did you guys know that Cincinnati was the first (city) to use this or that kind of concrete?' Everyone was like, 'Yeah, whatever. Thanks for that.'

I wonder what his username is

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

i tried notching an arrow on a modern long bow once and it nearly killed my scrawny girly arms

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

im gay posted:

Does Luck have some form of autism?

He is a goon.

# ? Jan 12, 2015 02:02

In the Colosseum: Jan 2, 2008; They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.