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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Millstone posted:

Come to canada it's all pop :canada:

i am a canadian that says soda and people understand me but sometimes make fun of me for it

i have done this since i was a child and i blame archie comics

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
my oklahoma relatives all say "pop", but they also eat pizza with knives and forks, so they just might be lunatics

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

prefect posted:

my oklahoma relatives all say "pop", but they also eat pizza with knives and forks, so they just might be lunatics

no, they are definitely lunatics

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

because of the cutlery thing or because of the oklahoma thing

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

flakeloaf posted:

because of the cutlery thing or because of the oklahoma thing

i don't understand how they live in that state while still being decent human beings. everybody else out there seems to be a ravening rear end in a top hat

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

i have it on good authority that there is an oklahomanian out there that is also a decent human but talk is they're pretty uncommon

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

there are a lot of native americans in oklahoma who seem like decent people

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sagebrush posted:

there are a lot of native americans in oklahoma who seem like decent people

technically, i'm a sixteenth cherokee or something like that. in most of my little-kid photos, i'm wearing a trail of tears t-shirt :smith:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

if you have to say "or something like that" you probably shouldnt go around claiming ancestry

besides, "grandmother was a cherokee princess" is well known racist southerner code for "part black"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lol

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Sagebrush posted:

if you have to say "or something like that" you probably shouldnt go around claiming ancestry

besides, "grandmother was a cherokee princess" is well known racist southerner code for "part black"

does this mean you don't like "how"?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

well known racist southerner code for "part black"

"a friend of the family in the woodpile" is the phrase i grew up hearing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

because of the cutlery thing or because of the oklahoma thing

i was talking cutlery but you're right, it's actually both

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sagebrush posted:

if you have to say "or something like that" you probably shouldnt go around claiming ancestry

besides, "grandmother was a cherokee princess" is well known racist southerner code for "part black"

i dunno; i think they would have told me if i were part black

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

flakeloaf posted:

does this mean you don't like "how"?

the appropriateness of liking how is predicated on its relevance to your cultural ancestry

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
im part black

guess which part :mrgw:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

incidentally it's also worth noting that a lot of tribes don't follow the same rules for lineage as white people do

eg. my great-grandmother is meskwaki, so by white people rules i am 1/8 meskwaki

however by meskwaki rules membership in the tribe is passed through the mother, so my grandmother is entirely meskwaki, and so is my father, and my paternal aunt and her children, and my female cousin's children...but i am not, nor are my male cousin or his children.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

last week i learned that blood quantum is not only a thing that still exists today, but it's a thing that native people use to exclude each other :stare:

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
James Bond will return in blood quantum

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

my family says we're one 12th Jewish and I hate it

and the ignore the female lineage thing completely

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

how could you be a twelfth it would be 8 or 16

also lol

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

my family says we're one 12th Jewish and I hate it

and the ignore the female lineage thing completely


Blue Train posted:

how could you be a twelfth it would be 8 or 16

also lol

talkin about the length of he dilz

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ther'es probably some combination where people with different quanta married each other over a couple of generations that adds up to 0.083

just shows how stupid reliance on blood quanta is really

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

he's actually 0.01% jew but by some miracle there was enough of that blood to last for 0.08% of the test

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
what's weird about so many old cultures using female lineage is that's kind of sort of true through mitochondrial inheritance. idk

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

flakeloaf posted:

he's actually 0.01% jew but by some miracle there was enough of that blood to last for 0.08% of the test

lol

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

flakeloaf posted:

he's actually 0.01% jew but by some miracle there was enough of that blood to last for 0.08% of the test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6CZ2JaEuc

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

flakeloaf posted:

he's actually 0.01% jew but by some miracle there was enough of that blood to last for 0.08% of the test
this is a quality joke

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sagebrush posted:

however by meskwaki rules membership in the tribe is passed through the mother, so my grandmother is entirely meskwaki, and so is my father, and my paternal aunt and her children, and my female cousin's children...but i am not, nor are my male cousin or his children.
same with my technical jew dad

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Necc0 posted:

what's weird about so many old cultures using female lineage is that's kind of sort of true through midichlorial inheritance. idk

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I've learned more racist terms for black people from yospos than I have picked up in the rest of my life. but then I haven't spent much time in the south

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

The Management posted:

I've learned more racist terms for black people from yospos than I have picked up in the rest of my life.

jfc, same

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

white computer men racist as hell, quelle surprise

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

he's actually 0.01% jew but by some miracle there was enough of that blood to last for 0.08% of the test

Nice!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Management posted:

I've learned more racist terms for black people from yospos than I have picked up in the rest of my life. but then I haven't spent much time in the south

one of my old boomer coworkers uses "mooncricket" p regularly

that's one you don't hear too often, tho it's not like i had to look it up or anything

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
jfc how long has chrome had my first name in the top right corner???

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Cold on a Cob posted:

i am a canadian that says soda and people understand me but sometimes make fun of me for it

i have done this since i was a child and i blame archie comics

soda is correct so its not surprising that most of canada says pop

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Shaggar posted:

soda is correct so its not surprising that most of canada says pop

shaggar i think u r my brother from a different mother

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

you should not stay signed into google, you should also stop using gmail

use fastmail or be a sperg like me and buy a vps and set up postfix and dovecot

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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

one of my old boomer coworkers uses "mooncricket" p regularly

that's one you don't hear too often, tho it's not like i had to look it up or anything

how common is "bluegum" down there?

gently caress the south, seriously

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